Kagome

Due to the cancellation of our show, this will be the series finale of Kagome. We hope that you have enjoyed our show as much as we have.

InuYasha turned to look at the door to the cabin when he heard two pairs of footsteps. His ears pricked up to hear the end of their conversation. The woman named Sango was talking about how firm his butt was.

He stopped listening automatically.

"Welcome back, Kagome. How was your bath with Sango?"

Kagome stopped giggling at Sango's comments to glare at InuYasha.

"I sense that you're bitter, InuYasha. My bath was fantastic. Bet you wish you were there." She walked to the other end of the room and leaned against the wall, crossing her arms across her chest. She stared straight ahead.

"So Kagome", started Sango. "What will we do tomorrow?"

No answer.

"Kagome?"

InuYasha stood up and walked to Kagome. "Oh."

"What?"

"She's asleep." He giggled and then went back to where he had been sitting and laid down, curling up into a ball. "I'm going to sleep, too."

Sango got on the ground and crawled over to InuYasha, curing up with him. "Let me accompany you, my sweet."

"Uh… No." InuYasha moved away, marking his official sleeping territory beside Kagome.

"OH MY GOSH!" Both Sango and InuYasha snapped their heads up to look at Kagome. "It's a new moon… I forgot all about that!"

"What?" they asked in unison.

"No, I can't stay here." She ran outside and disappeared into the nearby forest.

"I'll go find her. I can't let her go searching for Hojo." InuYasha got up to walk out.

"Jealous much?" asked Sango, smirking.

"No! I am not", replied InuYasha. "I just don't feel comfortable letting you go after her. Besides… there's a fox demon kid sleeping in here." He nodded towards the corner where the demon slept.

"I never even noticed", said Sango. "I guess I'll sleep. You go."

InuYasha bounded into the forest to find Kagome.

InuYasha stopped running when he heard something in the bushes. He slowly stepped back, scared. But then his girly emotions took over and he lost all logic. He went towards the sound, and moved the bush to find Kagome, staring up at him.

"You're an idiot. I left on purpose! Why'd you have to follow me?"

"I was worried! Why do you always have to complain about what I do? After what happened with Hojo, I just have to make sure you're not running off to see him!" InuYasha stepped back, allowing her to move through the bushes to his side. "Gosh you're so mean. Sometimes I wish I could put some necklace on you to control you."

Kagome growled. "Whatever."

"So why did you leave?" He looked at her questionably. "You can tell me anything."

"If you don't leave right now, I'm afraid you'll find out from experience. You need to leave." Kagome looked up at the sky, noticing that the moon was becoming more evident as all signs of day began to disappear.

"You need to come back. Things come out at night." He shivered as he thought about people like Sango coming around to molest people in the forest at night.

"InuYasha, I'm the only thing out here that'll be frightening tonight." Kagome closed her eyes and breathed in deeply. "You need to leave. Right now."

"No! I won't leave you!" InuYasha threw himself at Kagome, hugging her tightly. "I refuse to leave you! I will keep you from becoming bad with my kiss!"

"What?"

"Uhh, I mean… My… skills. My super awesome skills!" InuYasha let go of her and looked into her eyes. When her eyes met his, he could see something snap behind her solid brown eyes. They turned brighter.

"InuYasha…"

"Kagome…"

"InuYasha…"

"Kagome…"

She leaned in and planted a big kiss on his lips, grasping his head in her hands so that her fingers could comb through his long, silver hair. He responded to the kiss gently, unsure of what to feel. He knew he was interested, but he thought it was strange how she suddenly became so… loving.

However, InuYasha was overcome with feelings of being special. He made the most of it, and was happy to finally get some romantic development. Kagome sure wasn't wasting time.

"I hate to break this love fest up…" spoke a child's voice. "But I fear I must. We require something of importance from InuYasha."

InuYasha and Kagome both turned to see Ren and Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru was twiddling his fingers, giggling as he got them twisted up. Ren, however, was staring at the two with deadly intent.

"InuYasha, where is your father's sword?"

"If I knew, I would have it with me." InuYasha tilted his head at the two.

Ren grabbed Sesshoumaru's hand, catching him off guard. She gripped it tightly, causing his demon instincts to react. His hand started to glow with a dangerous poison. She held it towards the two unsuspecting targets in calm anger.

"If you do not tell me, I will have to use force."

"Ren… I'm scared!" Sesshoumaru stomped his feet, yanking his arm to no avail.

"I really don't know where it is, but oh my gosh, don't hurt me!" InuYasha ran behind Kagome, who was staring blankly at Sesshoumaru.

"You sexy beast", she growled seductively, walking away from InuYasha in a slinky manner. "I like." She pushed Ren away, grabbing Sesshoumaru by the neck and pulling him in to kiss him. She leaned him backwards and licked his lips, smiling as he stared at her in horror.

"REN! RAPE! It's RAPE!" Sesshoumau's voice echoed throughout the forest, but no one came to his rescue. Ren took the distraction as a moment to advance on InuYasha, who was definitely in shock to find that Kagome's sudden urge to kiss him was simply the effect of the full moon.

"I will get that sword from you." She grabbed InuYasha's wrist and tossed him to the ground.

"Ow! That hurt!" InuYasha quickly stood up, brushing himself off. "Where are a bow and some arrows when you need them?" He ran towards her, pushing her down. She growled at him and swept him off of his feet with a sweep kick.

"RAPE!"

"Give me that sword!"

"FIRE! THERE'S A FIRE!"

In a matter of seconds, a village leader named Kaede was in the clearing, arrow cocked and ready. "Where's the fire?"

Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at her.

"So you respond to fire but not rape? What's with you people! I'm just a little girl!" Sesshoumaru cowered away from Kagome, who was now distracted by Kaede.

"Old lady. That's hot." Kagome licked her lips and walked towards Kaede. Kaede was ready for the insanity that was Kagome, and quickly put a muzzle on Kagome, covering her lips.

"InuWasha, quickly say a word to subdue her Full Moon kissing problem!"

"HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY NAME?" He mumbled to himself, "And it's InuYasha."

"Just say a word!"

"KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!"

"…" Kaede blinked at the stupid phrase, but decided it was acceptable.

Kagome fell to the ground and started cursing. She pulled herself up slowly and glared at InuYasha.

"Relax, Kagome. It'll only appear on full moons, so that InuYasha and all of us will be… protected from your lips." Kaede smiled and decided her job was done. She walked away and went back to the village.

"So… Where's that sword?" asked Sesshoumaru.

"I don't know!"

Kagome looked around, only stopping at the sight of white material. "Mmmph!"

"Really?" InuYasha moved to where she was, and looked up. "Oh, I see it."

"How did you manage to find value in her statement?" asked Ren, looking to where InuYasha and Kagome were looking.

"It's a baboon!" InuYasha smiled. "I like those."

The baboon came down from the sky and removed the cloak, revealing a man with black locks trailing down his back.

"Why are you here?" questioned InuYasha.

"I have come to tell you one truth."

"What is it?"

"InuYasha… Sesshoumaru…" The man swallowed, and then smiled. "I am your father."

"DUN DUN DUN!" added Sesshoumaru, laughing at the turn of events.

"I wanted to tell you that the sword… yeah, it's in your nostril. Just kind of dig for it, I'm sure you'll find the treasure soon enough."

InuYasha stuck his index finger up his nose and started digging. "I don't feel anything special."

"Hahaha got you! It's actually in Kagome's eye. Because Kagome is supposed to be InuYasha, it was a mistake, really. I meant to put it in your eye just to make things uncomfortable. Because if you can imagine having a sword in your eye, well… Yeah, it would be weird. So, Kagome… Just kind of… Pull it out."

Kagome poked her eye until the sword magically appeared in her hands. "mmph."

"Oh yay, good job! Bye!" The thing disappeared.

"That whole scenario lacked tact and flow. I feel like the writer of this script really needs to work on that", said InuYasha, looking at a mysteriously placed camera.

"Now hand over the sword", said Ren in a low voice. "It should belong to me." Ren started to move towards Kagome, who simply stared at her in response. Ren stopped advancing when she felt a hand on her butt. "What?" She turned around quickly, glaring slightly at the person behind her.

"Sango!" yelled InuYasha, relieved. He shivered slightly at the child molestation he had just witnessed, but overall, he felt relieved. "You're here to save the day!"

"Not really. I just wanted a piece of this… lovely..." she grinned more, "child." Ren slapped Sango, and turned away from the group.

"I am done dealing with this. I will be back. In another TV show, one way or another." Ren snapped her fingers lightly, beckoning Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru followed, turning his head back once to see Kagome. He would forever be scared by her attempt to do weird things to him. But in the mean time, he was just glad Ren didn't attempt to kill the Sango girl. He was afraid of violence. It made him nervous.

"Okay. So which characters have we not met yet?" questioned Sango, walking over to Kagome and InuYasha.

"Kikyou, Miroku, Kagura, Kanna, Kouga, The Higurashi family, Aya…"

"Stop talking."

InuYasha and Sango looked at Kagome, who was now free of the muzzle due to the appearance of sunlight.

"I refuse to meet any of those people. I'm done with this." Kagome turned away from them and started to walk away. InuYasha ran after her, grabbing her shoulders and turning her to face him.

"We haven't even hooked up yet!"

"And we never will. Not in this version of the show, not even in a show called Inuyasha! They make it look like we'll hook up, and then they cancel us, making you have to read the manga instead! So you just need to get over your girly emotions. GO HOME INUYASHA!"

"I am home. You're the one that's supposed to be pushed down the well."

"Oh. That wasn't really thought out very well." Kagome looked over InuYasha's shoulder. "Well, I guess this is all we have time for."

"I guess so. Maybe we'll get saved, and our show will survive."

"Yeah, and maybe Miroku is gay, too!" was Kagome's sarcastic response.

So this is the end! We will remake this show into a new one titled InuYasha. We hope that you will support us in that show. The characters will be different, fitting into the stereotype, because apparently girly guys are unacceptable. We hope our next show can make it past the pilot episodes!

Thank you for reading! The story is finished! It was fun to write, because not one bit of it was serious! Usually I have some serious stuff, too. But with this story, it was acceptable to just make things go by quickly. I enjoyed it, and I hope everyone else did, too! Please review?!