Author's Note: This is the first time for me to write a Hetalia Fanfic. So please go easy on the critics for me. TT^TT
I also apologize for any grammar errors. I did this in one night and I'm really tired right now. I just want to update this.
Warning: Language, and some stuff probably that are offensive. And bad grammars.
Disclaimer: Hetalia is not mine. Never would be, but it would be nice to have it for my birthday. *nudgenudge* Himaruya-sensei*nudgenudge*
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"Nya! ~" Ok…calm down. I just have to explain this situation to them.
"What the heck happen to him, aru?"
"….." Come on! Say something!
"He's tres mignon! I just want to do this and that—"
"Stay away from him, you wine bastard!!!!"
"He is cute, da?"
"Ummm….."
"Meow?"
"…So what exactly happen to Kiku, Arthur?"
Ok, explanation time. Calm down, take a deep breath. I'm sure they're going to believe me. "Ah...well…You see, it all started… when I asked Kiku… to visit me… and we had some tea… together outside. Then… one of the… fairies was… flying over us… and she was carrying… some kind of… magic dust. Then she accidentally… spilled it over… Kiku and… he… turned into a…cat." There! I explained it!
It was quite for a minute. They all stare at me then at Kiku, then at me, then at Kiku. It was starting to get really annoying; and Kiku's just there playing with his tail, which is kind of cute…
"Do you really think we actually believe any of the crap you just told us?" They didn't believe me after all! To think that calling these people would help anything. They just ended up making this worst!
"That's what really happened!" What else do they want me to say but the truth?
"Yeah, so your imaginary friend turned Kiku into a cat then?" The fucking git!
"He's not really a cat you imbecile! He just grew some cat ears and a tail, and acts like one!"
"Oui, and does he look so delicious."
"Stay the fuck away from him you pervert!"
"I'm the pervert! You're the one who pleasures himself in public!"
"Wha-? You bastard! You want a fight!?"
"Oui, why not!"
"Gosh, aru! You two just shut up! You, opium bastard, if your so-called friend did this then can't she turn Kiku back to normal?"
"Yeah, But after she spilled the stuff all over Kiku, she disappeared and no one can find her."
"Some friend she is."
"Shut up, you git!"
"Kiku is more and more mignon thanks to her though. Not that he wasn't cute before, but with the new trends, he's yummier."
"Stay away from him! (Aru!)"
"Nya!"
"Huh?" We all turned around and froze.
Oh… bloody hell…..Kiku is in… that… communist's arms! The very thing that I don't ever want to see or happen, and that bastard's practically crushing him! I'm sure if that was the real Kiku; he would start pulling some ninja moves on him. Besides! No one hugs my cute Kiku like that except me!!!
Wait… did I just say my Kiku? Well, he is cute with his black cat ears and tail…Woah! Hold on! I shouldn't be thinking about stuff like this, instead I should be saving—
"AAHH!!! Stay away from Kiku, aru!!!!" Damn! Too slow!
"Wah—But he's cute, da?"
"Don't worry Kiku! I'll save you!!!!! Since I'm the HERO!"
"Non! I'll be Kiku's hero this time!"
"Will you guys leave Kiku alone!" I grabbed Kiku's hand and hid him behind me. He's hands is so soft…I wonder—
"Hey! This is your fault, aru! Now my cute little Kiku is now a kitty, aru! Not that I really mind, since he's really cute like that, like my Shinatty-chan; so give him to me since he's mine, aru!"
Wait, since when did Kiku…
"What the bloody hell are you talking about?! Since when was he yours?!"
"I took care of him before, aru! And it's your fault that he's like this, so he should stay with me, aru!"
"No way! Since it's my fault, it's my responsibilities!"
"How about you guys give—"
"Fuck no!" At least everyone agreed on this. Even that freaky Russian…
"Awww…." The nerve of the guy, the bastard even made a freaking disappointed face.
"How about me, da? I'll make sure to take really good care of him." Ok….Is it just me or did the room get colder. Even poor Kiku is shivering.
"Don't you want to be one with me, Kiku?"
"Nya?" Poor Kiku looks like he's about to cry.
"Sorry Ivan, I don't think Kiku likes to stay in a cold place. Besides, I think you know what would happen if your sister sees him." Ah-ha! He shivered! Not that I blame the guy, he's sister's a psychopath.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! How about me!!!! I'll take care of Kiku! Unlike you old farts, I'm not a pervert! And I'm the hero!" Who the bloody hell is he calling a pervert?
"No! You're not taking care of Kiku! Besides, I don't trust you taking care of him; when you can't even take good care of yourself!"
"What! I do take good care of myself!" Pfft! Whatever.
"Here, why don't we let Kiku choose, aru?"
Let Kiku choose. What if he ends up with the perverts!? It would be horrible!
"No, I don't think it's a good—"
"OK!" The fuck! They all agreed!
"No offense Iggy, but it's seems like the only fair choice we have. It's our dear Kiku's choice who he wants to stay with."
"But."
"No buts, aru! It's only fair!"
"Yeah! Perverted old man!"
"I agree, da."
Dang it! I'm being voted out in here. Ok. Think of a plan Arthur. If Kiku chooses one of them, then I could always go and spy on them, right? Yes! That's right! I'll do that! Augh! I looked over at where Kiku is at, and I know I just had to win this no matter what. I can't let those perverts defile my Kiku!
No… wait! I remember now! With this idea, I'm sure victory would be mine! Hahaha! I seem to remember him bringing it earlier. AH! There it is, the fools! I'm sure Kiku could never resist this!
"All right, fine, you guys win." Bring it on, bastards! He would come to me once he sees what's in this bag! Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!
"Ok then. Let's start!"
I whipped my secret weapon out, and start calling his name. The thing is he looks so confused right now. The reason, my opponents have the same idea as me! Bloody hell! How the hell did they get those salted salmon!? Did they secretly stashed them somewhere to lure Kiku into they're demented fantasies?
"Oh-ho! It seems like we all have the same idea." No duh, Captain obvious.
"Kiku! Come here! Take my Salmon since I'm the hero!"
"No, aru! Don't listen to him Kiku, He might call himself a hero, but he's actually a bad guy, aru!"
"Hey! Don't call me a bad guy!"
Wait! That's good, they're arguing! Now's my chance!
"Kiku—" Gah! The French bastard just freaking shoved me!
"Mon garcon! Come here! Here's a fishy for you!"
"No, no! Take mine, da!"
"Take mine, aru!"
"No take mine!!!!!"
You know what, I realized something. It's kind of sickening bribing Kiku like this, like he's some kind of an animal. If he was the real Kiku, I'm sure he would be so mad at us. We treated him like an animal just because he turned into one. He's not a pet. He's still Kiku no matter what.
I looked at Kiku, who was still confused at which one he should go to, he turned to me and our eyes met. At that moment I knew we shouldn't be doing this. I looked at the floor and over the sick cooing from the others; I whispered "I'm sorry Kiku."
I felt something rub against me and looked up to see Kiku. He had the same look of concern he always had, when he's worried. The feeling that made me feel at ease.
"Meow?" Did I seriously look that pathetic? I pat his head and he leans against my hand.
"Geez! Not again. This is the second time, Iggy."
"No, aru! Why that opium bastard!!!!!! Aru!"
"Not fair, you're not a hero!"
"Well, it seems like Kiku wants to be with Arthur, da? I think we should leave them alone for now."
Once again everyone froze.
Did Ivan, the guy who wants everyone to be one with him, the guy who's a psychopath like his sisters, the guy who jumped off the airplane because he taught the snow could break his fall (which ended up breaking his bones), the same guy when he's drunk from vodka, he gets really violent, suggested to leave Kiku and I alone?
"So, come on, be good and let's get going." That creepy smile.
"W-wait! What about Kiku!?" The git retorted, snapping out of his stupor.
"It was fair, da. That's what we agreed on. Now let's go, let's go." He starts pushing the other three out of the door.
"Ummm….Hey, thanks for helping me."
"Don't worry, eventually, you all will be one with me. See you Kiku."
Yup, that smile of his is really creepy.
"Nya." So it's just Kiku and I.
Kiku and I.
Me and Kiku.
"Nya?"
Dammit! My nose is bleeding! Tissue! Tissue! Ah! It got all over my hand! Geez, I better go wash it.
"Meow?" He has that concern on his face again.
I gave him a soft smile and said, "Don't worry I'm fine. Just a nosebleed, nothing fatal."
He stares at my hands and grabs it and starts licking the blood off my hand!
"Hey! What are you—"Oh god, he… the way he looks so intense on doing this. The way his hot pink tongue cleans off my hand…
No! Impure thoughts, be away! Away! I snatch my hand back, and started for the bathroom. I have to find that fairy before something's going to happen. I need to turn Kiku back to normal. Even if it costs me my sanity. Which leads me to wonder, what is Kiku to me.
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Phew! Now I must work for the next chappy! Hopefully I'll update soon. Anyway Review!!!! Pwease!
Kiku: Nya!~3
Arthur: 0////0 ~3