Torchic101: I have nothing to say! Just read! It's funny!

Peter Griffin was walking to his new job at Chuck E' Cheese. He was fired from his old one because of dumping a tank ofpee over the whole building. Nobody respects a perfectly good prank. He sighed.

"This job sucks so much. It sucks as much as Lois's cooking. I would rather have my finger bitten over and-HEY THOSE GUYS ARE PLAYING DDR! (A/N: Sorry for messing up the flow of thee story but for the people who don't know, DDR stands for Dance Dance Revolution.)

He saw two pearly white teenage boys at the machine. The bigger one was dancing to the song, screwing up on every dance move. The smaller one was watching.

"Watch the screen, not your feet!" the one watching said. His brother was failing miserably.

"Jasper, shut up! I got it!" Emmett said to Jasper, still not stepping on the right arrows. Peter continued to watch.

"Number thirty-two!" a male worker called over the intercom.

"Oh no, Bella's pizza is ready!" said Emmett in a voice of distress.

"Tag out man, tag out!" Jasper said. The two vampires slapped hands and Emmett went to get the pizza. He ran at human speed. Jasper started dancing to the song flawlessly. He even started singing the lyrics to it.

"I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Wrapped in plastic! It's fantastic! Come on Barbie! Let's go party!" he sang. Peter had a weird look on his face. He walked out of the store, slowly, backwards. Then, he started walking home. He felt a great sense/feeling of déjà vu. He shook it off.

"Retards," he said.

Torchic101: Well? What did you think? So sorry it is so short! I tried my best. And yes, I know the real lyrics to Barbie Girl. This was the shows version! The Family Guy video is on my profile. Read and review! Bye!