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The Zoo: Death Note version.

A balding man lead a group to a large glass enclosure. The enclosure was a perfect replica or a serious students room, i.e.: clean, well maintained and a bookshelf of encyclopedias covering one wall.

"The first exhibit we will be visiting today is the 'Light Yagami' display" the man indicated the room behind the glass set into the wall. The group was in a dark hallway filled with bland pictures, more the kind of thing you would have expected for a museum rather than a Zoo.

The guide continued. "The Light Yagami, or 'Kira Primus', is one of the more famed of our residents. It's regular habits include writing in any available Death Notes and laughing manically at any given moment. Its preferred food is barbecue flavoured potato chips which it attempts to eat dramatically. Unfortunately it only succeeds in making himself look like an idiot. Unlike other members of our exhibits he appears to be relatively sane and well mannered, but observe." The exhibit door opened revealing the Light Yagami in a school uniform.

"As the Light Yagami comes home from a day of school, instead of sitting down and relaxing as most people would do he instead heads for his desk" The crowd watched avidly as the Light Yagami headed for his desk. Suddenly he pulled out a drawer and started pocking the bottom with a pen ink cartridge. There was a popping sound and the Light Yagami stood up and took out a Death Note from the drawer and began writing in it. "Note how dramatically he writes the names down, the slight demented look on his face is the surest sign that the Light Yagami is pleased. However if the Light Yagami should lose the Death Note he will transform into a doe-eyed man with a tendency to fight L Lawliets because of the other Male's tendency to link everything the Light Yagami says to him being Kira."

The Light Yagami suddenly took out an apple from his pocket and threw it at the wall. It halted in mid flight and a large chunk appeared to disappear. The bald man explained, "as you can see the Light Yagami has gained the companionship of a Ryuk. Unfortunately we can't see him due to the fact we haven't touched the Death Note. The two's interactions are generally limited to Ryuk listening to long explanations of the Light Yagami's schemes and the Light Yagami giving the Ryuk apples so he doesn't simply kill the Light Yagami and go find someone not prone to giving such complicated explanations."

Suddenly the enclosure door slammed open and a blonde girl in Gothic-Lolita style clothes ran through and jumped onto the Light Yagami. One of the mothers in the group shielded her son's eyes. "And finally we come to mating rituals. The Light Yagami has two main love interests, the Misa Amane and the Takada Kyomi. However both are merely pawns to the Light Yagami and neither will actually mate with the Light Yagami."

The balding man began walking off ."The Light Yagami will eventually be killed by the Ryuk , however during this time he may be able to defeat his greatest opponent, the creature know as the L Lawliet. However no matter which course the Light Yagami takes in life he will end up being defeated by a combination of the Nate River and the Miheal Keehls genius. Our next exhibit is the 'L Lawliet', also known as the 'Insomniacs Detective Ultimuses'...