Heyyyyy!

How's it going?! OK so I know it's been a while since we updated SexEdward! but don't fret it will be up before exams start for us which is soon so yeah.

OK basically if you've read my other story written with my besties Stef and Steff... Yeah well this has the same kind of genre to it mainly because all these funny memories we have from our euro-trip are going to be in this story so you guys won't have to ask about them. But that is not the main reason I wrote this story. The real reason is because Steff just had her sweet sixteen and I promised her a one-shot, but ladies(and men?) this will not end up being a one-shot after all. Too much to share!!

So it isn't really good and it's crappy but you could always help in that department so review and let me know what I could do but I have the next chappy half writtenso just give me ideas to keep the flow that this story lacks big time. It will be fixed but yeah not now :P

LETS ROLE!

BPOV

Rose and I are currently flying over the ocean on our way to, that's right, Germany, Rome and Venice. Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seat belts and get ready for the ride of your lives.

"Bah! I actually can't believe we are on an airplane. Free, going to EUROPE!!!!! Jesus Christ, Bella, do you understand we are going to EUROPE?!?!?" Rose was pretty much jumping in her seat even after the flight attendant told her to shut the 'f' up. Of course she was more polite because God knows Rose would have smashed a window to throw her out of.

"You think I'm not excited? I am ready to piss myself with excitement, baby."

"Oh my god I never thought I would be able to go to Europe. Like this is honestly going to be the best time of our lives." This was not a joke people.

When Alice left for Germany for a fashion shoot promoting her design of lingerie we were proud, but let's face it, miserable without her to say the least.

Just last week we were delighted to get a little phone call from the pixie informing us that we will be flown to Europe for free and get to have a mini vacation with Alice. We will be staying on set for photo shoots, we will be touring like full out dorks with fanny packs, minus the fanny packs. Europe won't know what hit it!

"Coffee? Tea? Beverage?" The tall flight attendant asked. She was the one Rose and I were making fun of the whole time on the flight. She had a funny stinky cheese look on her face every time she was called for a pillow or blanket and such. She also had a huge bunch in her undergarments from what we saw protruding out of her tight fitting navy blue skirt. If you could even call it that.

"What kind of tea is it?" Rose asked because it really mattered, but leave it to Rose to be difficult.

"Tea…" The woman repeated in a husky German accent.

"Yeahh, I know its tea but what kind?" She was looking at the tall woman we named Olga, like she was an idiot.

"Madame it is regular tea, I don't understand what you want." She was getting annoyed and I was getting red with hysterics.

"Yeah but you don't understand there are different types of tea-"

"It is regular tea and if this is not satisfy you then you have a coffee or other beverage, Madame." She was frustrated and the stinky cheese look resurfaced.

"She'll have water and I'll have a tea please." I said, so the poor woman would just move on and let us watch 'Slum Dog Millionaire' in peace already.

"Right away Madame." She pulled a jumbo water bottle out and poured. I got my tea and she walked away to the next people.

"What kind of tea?" I asked Rose incredulously. "I mean I know you hate her fashion sense but it's her uniform you don't have to get all annoying."

"I wasn't being mean or annoying, I was honestly curious about what kind of tea it was I mean common it can be Earl Grey it can be Green, White, Black, Chiai… Don't look at me like that I don't like Earl Grey and what if that's what it was?" Wow. Difficult, I know, I've known since fourth grade but I put up with it just because she puts up with me.

"Ok but when we actually get to a country don't get fussy I mean its Europe, don't ask questions just take whatever you can get your hands on… Legally." I eyed her and she looked away knowing I knew what she was thinking.

We continued watching the movie and my tea cooled down enough to actually take a sip. "You were right it is Earl Grey." I was trying not to laugh but couldn't. I got shushed by an eight year old kid who was playinghis game boy or something.

"Sorry, did I make you lose a Pokémon or something?" He looked at me with disbelief and continued his game like nothing happened. "Damn right I'm gonna put you in your place."

We finally landed the next morning at around seven thirty or so. We got off the plane and spent a while trying to figure out where we needed to get since everything was written in German. Damn Lufthansa, Munich airport.

"Look! Alice got us a limo!" Rose said pointing to a man in a suite with a sign that read 'Hale and Swan' Not only did it say our names but it had hearts on it custom made by ours truly, Alice.

"Now it looks like we're a couple on our honey moon or something like newlyweds."

"Ah shut-up then we'll just have to hold hands to freak everyone out." Rose is the fucking weirdest person I've ever met, I swear.

The limo driver's name was Denis, and he gave us a letter from Alice.

"It says we have to get to this cave after we unpack at the hotel and that when we find it there will be a man in a yellow poncho named Hank…" Rose's brow furrowed with confusion when I just took the note tellingher Alice was just looking for an excuse to quote Dane Cook.

"Well that's not funny." Oh Rose, we probably didn't show her that video. It really said that the limo would take us to our real destination. For now the hotel is our next stop.

So? OK so as you all know this is a birthday present for Steffi and it is not very good so if someone is interested in beta-ing it for me I would be delighted to work with you since it is so poorly written and my ideas aren't flowing very well as you could probably tell but yeah let me know!

P.s. The tea incident happened when we went to Europe. It was breakfast time in our greek hotel so the woman asks me if I wanted tea or coffee and I was all "What kind is it?" And she was all "????" So she called over the man waiter and he's like "It is regular tea I don't understand your question, it is like all tea." But I could obviously not settle so easily I man I like my tea but I hate Earl Grey with the burning passion! So everyone at the table is like "ALI! SHUT UP AND TAKE A COFFEE!!!" mostly Steffi but lets not name names... So I was asked never to get tea in Europe ever again just in case of another miss hapsuch as that one. The whole thing lasted longer like going back and forth but I'll spare you guys and let you finish reading this and REVIEW!!!!