Alrighty, after a bit of a hiatus, I return!
The break was mostly work related, and partially DISSIDIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OHGODITSSOAWESOME
Ahem.
So, let's crack on with the crack :D (Fiction Crack that is, not whatever Reno thought I said!)
Reno: I RESENT THAT!
Cid: is waiting in a certain person's bed with cling film and jam... oh yeah, this is gonna be a night to remember.
Cid has updated his Status!
Cid: Yeah. Might have been the wrong bed.
Cait Sith: DOES ANYONE HAVE BRAIN BLEACH?!
Sephiroth: Mere mortals... -tuts- Nothing like that could affect me!!
Cloud: Dare I remind you of the time you caught Rude in the shower with Red 13?
Red 13: 0_0
Rude: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD NEVER REPEAT THAT IN PUBLIC!
Sephiroth: AGH! You reminded me for WHAT PURPOSE? If I am scarred for life, you are so getting stabbed.
Cloud: I was only proving a point! And sorry, Rude, but it's not like people didn't know about it…
Reno: Yeah, Rude, you should never tell ME secrets. It kinda defeats the whole point of it being secret… especially when sex or scandal is involved!
Rufus Shinra: You know, Rude, when I suggested that "breeding programme" I had more of an actual possiblity of procreation in mind...
Red 13: is never going to live this down... but at least people are finally talking about me!
Reno: doesn't care what you all think - he is NOT just a simple-minded immature sex-crazed man-boy.
Rude: Reno?
Reno: Yeah?
Rude: Boobies.
Reno: … damn
Cloud: Whatevs guys! Anywhose, I thought I better let everyone know I'm going to bed now and I'm taking Sephi-baby with me!
Sephiroth: Call me that again and I'll become a freakin nun... that means CHASTITY.
Reno: -rolls on floor in laughter- PLEASE CLOUD!!! Do it! Just so we can see the great dark one winged angel in a NUN OUTFIT!!!!
Sephiroth: In your perverted dreams.
Cloud: Damn straight, babes!
Sephiroth: As hard as it may be for you to grasp, Cloud, I wasn't talking to you. I was addressing the red-haired idiot over there.
Red 13: I am offended!
Sephiroth: You're ginger! And it's fur, not hair.
Red 13: I am even more offended!
Rude: But ginger is sexy ;D
Cloud: I think we've lost the plot here… I'm going to bed and hoping we'll have gone back to normal in the morning. Night!
Cloud has updated his Status!
Cloud: feels like he's walking on air
Sephiroth has commented on Cloud's status change!: That's what you get for calling me gay; I throw you out of windows.
Reno has updated his relationship status to It's Complicated.
Reno: I AM AN IMCOMPITANT LOVER
Rude has updated his Status!: LOL. Hacking in revenge is fun...
Rude has left a post on Reno's wall: Dude, you should never ever tell me important things such as PASSWORDS. Lol.
Yazoo has commented on Rude's status
Yazoo: Spell correctly, my dear, or I shall be forced to smite you.
Rude: Who died and made you grammar nazi?
Yazoo: Jenova.
Yuffie: had a great time hanging out with all you guys again...and now has a new collection of shiny things!
Cloud: HEY, WHERE'S MY WALLET??
Yuffie: Dobedo...
Cait Sith: It's the roll of the dice, baby
Red 13: Oh, how I wish you were more sophisticated.
Reno has left a message on Rufus' Wall!
Reno: So, Rufus, what's with all the bandages? You trying to be Danzo?
Rufus: I don't know what you are talking about...
Reno: OH YOU SO DO! I BET YOU WANT TO COSPLAY HIM. IT'S THE EVIL ORGANISATION THING, ISN'T IT?
Sephiroth: Well, I'm ashamed to say I've lost interest in this whole facebook thing…
Cloud: But without you, I have no reason to go on Facebook!
Sephiroth: Well, then, I shall have to continue to provide you with a reason, whenever you need one…
Cloud: Haven't you used that before?
Sephiroth:… MIND CRUSH!
Reno: Ugh… Copyright is so laaaame!
Cloud: 's head feels funny…
Reno: So, which head are we talking about?
Sephiroth: I'm not entirely sure which option is less likely to draw suspicion on me, so, um… MIND CRUSH!
Tidus has posted on Cloud's Wall!
Tidus: HEY MOPEY! How's it all goin? Found your crystal yet?
Cloud: Who the hell are you?
Tidus: o_o *cries* COSMOS NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!
Tifa: Has put in her video application to become the next Pussycat Doll!
Yuffie: Seriously? …Ugh.
Reno: YEA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Sorry, flashes of Tifa and pole…) You bet she LOVES HER some pole.
Vincent: Even for you, that was bad.
Tifa: Well it's just another attempt to gain his attention once more!
Reno: You've got MY attention, babeh! I'll give you a –standing- ovation!
Rude: Ew. Remind me why we're partners again?
Reno: Because you can't stop staring at mah bootay!
Rude: No. Just no.
Well, what did you think? I don't know how much more of this is in me...maybe one chapter or something. But I have plenty of other ideas for stories... :D