I own Naruto. Hell yes.

Nah, just kidding. I don't own Naruto.

It was late in the evening. When almost all of the villagers were sleeping, Haruno Sakura lay awake in bed, contemplating on why she loved Uchiha Sasuke so much.

After a few minutes of silence and the occasional muttering, she sat up and brought out a piece of paper from her bedside table. She decided to write to the last Uchiha ice cube. She walked up to her dresser and sat on the stool. She began to write.

Uchiha Sasuke,

I think you already know that I like you. Well, if you STILL don't, I LIKE YOU.

Oh, wait. Scratch that. I LIKED you. Now I hate you. Let me state the reasons why.

1. I hate that you ignore me.

- Sasuke, I exist. Whether you like it or not, I fucking do. So stop bitching about it. I know you bitch about me in your head.

2. I hate that you NEVER answer in full sentences.

- Hn is SO NOT a word! God, Sasuke! Sometimes I wonder how you graduated from the Academy! Is it because you're an Uchiha, and if they fail an Uchiha, the whole clan will pwn them?! Or is it because Itachi Uchiha (swoon) is your BROTHER?! Yeah, right. He's so much smarter than you! He'll pwn you within a mile's range! You can't pwn like him! Okay, I'm babbling. I'm gonna stop right now.

3. I hate your emo-ness.

- It wouldn't hurt, would it? When we were kids, your mom (sorry) went to our house. She's all smiles, even at the most upsetting topics. Just... ugh. Try to smile once in a while, would ya?

4. I hate how you never talk about your feelings.

- Pretending they didn't exist won't make them go away. Sasuke, my clan was wiped out too. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them. Talk to us. Don't keep it all to yorself because that'll make things worse.

5. I hate how you always refuse our help.

- You stubborn asshole. Let go of your Uchiha pride for a second!

6. I hate that you're always angry or annoyed at the world.

- JUST STOP IT. Just because your family died doesn't mean it's the world's fault!

7. I hate that you act like you're all alone.

- You're not. My clan was wiped out when I was three. Naruto grew up without knowing parents. Yet we're always happy. Let go. They're not coming back.

8. I hate the way you stare at people.

- Your stare bores right through. We're not killers, Sasuke.

9. I hate that Itachi's the only one who has your attention.

- Okay, maybe he's you're brother and you miss him so much, or he killed the clan and you want to kill him, it doesn't matter. There are other people in this world.

10. I FUCKING HATE THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

- There. I said it. You bastard.

See you around, Sakura.

Sakura gripped the pen in her hand that it snapped, splattering ink all over her hand. Shit, she thought as she got up to wash her hand.

When she got back to her desk, she put the letter inside the envelope. She looked at the clock that hung on the wall. 6:30 already, gotta get to work. She took a bath, ate breakfast, grabbed her things, and she was out the door.

As she passed Sasuke's apartment, she slid the letter under his door, smirking.

I wonder what'll be his reaction when he reads it.