I will never own Naruto! I can wish it, though…

SLUMBER MOVIE

He never agreed to this. Never in a million years did he or would he agree to this. Why did Naruto have to spring things on his at the last second? All Sasuke had wanted to do that night was get a good night's sleep for a change. But an hour ago, he got a call from Naruto telling him that they'd be down in an hour. They who? Oh, just about every boy from the Chunin exam.

"Damn that Naruto! Unlike him, I've been hard at work getting stronger. I need my rest, not hosting a stupid party of his at my house!"

The doorbell rang. He answered it. In jumped Naruto followed by Choji, Shikamaru and Kiba. Next came Lee and Neji, and bringing up the rear was Shino. Naruto was lugging a large bag behind him, dragging it into the living room. "We'll set up in here, ok Sasuke?"

No, I want you out. That's what he should have said, but instead he just grunted.

Shino looked at him in mild surprise. "I never would have thought that you'd agree to have a party at your house, Sasuke."

"I didn't. He did."

"But I don't have room for everyone at my place. You house is being enough. Don't worry; I brought the snacks and the movies." Naruto dumped the bag out over the floor. "Who wants chips?"

Choji lunged and grabbed the biggest bag he could and ripped it open. Lee and Kiba moved in next and started chowing down on the salted snacks. Neji and Shino just stood there like statues. Shikamaru took a seat on the couch and asked, "So what are we doing now?"

Naruto rummaged through the bag and pulled out a few movies. "I was thinking of a movie marathon!" Cheers rang out in the room. Naruto took his bows as if he were a hero and held up the choices. "So what do you want to see first?"

"I want to see you go out that door!"

"Lighten up, Sasuke. You need to socialize more, otherwise you're never gonna have friends."

Sasuke folded his arms. "Just how long is this gonna take?" Naruto's shrug wasn't very reassuring.

After chatting and voting for movies for a half hour, Naruto finally popped in the film and grabbed a bag of chips. Half way into it, the boys started asking questions.

"Anybody know what's going on?"

"Who's that guy?"

"Wait, what'd he say?"

"I thought that guy was with the other one. You know, that big tall guy with the hair."

After the movie was finished, Naruto took it out and held up three new ones. "Now which one?"

"Wait, aren't those horror films?"

"Yup!" he said proudly. "So which one do you want to see first?"

"I do not really care much for scary movies," Lee said. "I will watch it, but I might get scared."

"That's the point," Kiba teased. "It'll be great! Pick a really gory one! You know, like the kind where the guy's head gets ripped off and blood shoots everywhere."

"That's sick and gross! Let's do it."

Lee frowned. "Can we start off with a less violent one first?"

"Ok, first a monster movie, then the horror film." Naruto turned back to the TV to set everything up.

"There's a difference between monster and horror films?"

"Yeah, there is."

Naruto turned on the movie. Sasuke sat on the couch and looked at the clock on the wall. It was almost midnight. With any luck, the movie will be short or too scary and have everyone leave. No such luck. As the boys feasted on popcorn and chips, they murmured in hushed tones about the movie.

"Oh, that is so fake."

"Oh, come on! A monster's chasing you and you're gonna take a shower? How stupid are you?"

"Watch, it's gonna come out of the drain…"

Lee wrapped a blanket around himself, shivering. He was sensitive, wasn't he? His big eyes were glued to the screen, hooded by the blanket. Tucking it closer, he whimpered, "Do not open the door, do not open the door…"

"BOO!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!" Lee tipped over screaming his head off.

Kiba roared with laughter. "HAHAHAHA! I can't believe you fell for it! That was me, you dork! HAHAHA! You should see the look on your face!"

"Not funny!"

"It is to me!"

The movie finally finished and Naruto put on another one. The snacks were all gone and the milk they had been drinking had gone warm. On top of that, it was after 2:00 in the morning and the horror film was moving slowly. Sasuke wasn't the only one who was getting tired. Sasuke couldn't help but notice Neji's eyes dropping slightly. Shikamaru was already nodding off and Choji was yawning from his spot on the floor.

Yawning Shikamaru flopped over on his right side, toward the couch and started snoring. Choji propped himself up against the couch, head tilted down. Naruto and Kiba were curled up on the floor facing each other, Akamaru between them. Lee had somehow managed to fall asleep, despite the screams of the horror film, lying over Shikamaru's lap. Shino's head fell forward onto his chest, still sitting on the couch next to Neji whose eyes had suddenly snapped shut.

Why did Naruto want to have a movie night when all the ninja were exhausted? The snacks, warm milk and the fact that they were watching dark movies late at night in the dark made it even harder to stay awake. Naruto really didn't think this plan through.

Sasuke was too tired to look at the clock. None of the hard working ninja could stay awake any longer. Yawning, Sasuke allowed himself to slip into a comfortable doze.

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Wow, this is already getting weird. I'm sorry if it sucks, but it'll get better once you see into their dream worlds! (I hope)

If anyone has any ideas, you can write them down in a review and I'll try to put it up. Please review!