CHAPTER 1

"Jeff! Lily! NO!" Matt yelled, watching as his younger siblings literally bounced themselves off the hallway walls. Pinching the bridge of his nose with a sigh, he followed the twins. Why had they drank the damn Red Bull? Weren't they hyper enough?

"Jeff, I think Mattie is having a 'moment'." Lily said, turning so she was walking backwards, facing Matt. She smirked when Jeff did the same.

Identical frowns appeared on their faces when Matt pointed behind them, both asking "What?" at the same time.

"Behind you, morons."

A second later, they had backwards walked themselves right into someone. Exchanging looks Lily and Jeff turned around.

Mark Callaway –or simply 'Taker, as people usually deferred to him as- stared down at the pair with a raised eyebrow. He took in the woman standing besides Jeff. Her green eyes were identical to Jeff's, her dark blond hair streaked through with blue and magenta while her brother's was blue and purple. Twins. How cute.

Snorting, he shoved Jeff out of his way, sidestepping the woman. "Watch where you're going, boy." He ordered gravely, not looking at them again as he passed.

Lily reached back to tug on her ponytail, frowning. She was an exact replica of Jeff only very female. "Who the hell was that?" She demanded, helping her brother up off the floor.

"That is 'Taker and if you don't want to be somethin' he steps on, watch yourself." Matt shot Jeff a dirty look. "You know better. Wait, no you don't… you're both brain dead."

"Just keep outta his way, sis." Jeff stated, glaring down the hallway at 'Taker's back and shook his head; completely blowing off Matt's insult, that was nothing out of the ordinary. "Come on, Lil, I'll race you to the cafeteria!"

Matt sighed once more as he followed his siblings, not surprised in the slightest when Jeff ran right into a door, Lily plowing into him. Like dominoes, they fell backwards onto the floor.

"There's a door there, son."

"Yeah, no shit Jacobs." Jeff grunted, his brains scrambled at the moment. He shook his head, clearing the cobwebs and got to his feet, pulling Lily with him.

Rubbing her nose, Lily let Jeff guide her inside; grinning when he headed straight for a catering table, more specifically the bottles of Mountain Dew sitting out in an open cooler.

"No, you don't-" Matt watched as they just both shot him innocent expressions, hating it when they BOTH pulled that damn look. Why? Why had he been cursed with two of them? Jeff was enough to handle without adding Liliana to the mix. "I'm going to go hang myself." He grumbled, walking right back out.

"You must really annoy him." Lily commented, unscrewing the lid to her soda.

"Eh, it's my job too, he's the big brother." Jeff grinned at her, dropping down at a table, Lily sitting opposite of him. Sitting a few spaces down was Carlito and Maria, both of them with slices of what looked like apple pie in front of them. Opening his mouth to say something, he froze; groaning when John Cena joined them. Of course, he had to sit next to Lily. "What do you want, Cena?"

"Sup Hardy, who's your friend?" John asked, not waiting for an introduction and extended his hand. "The name's Cena, John Cena." He flashed a smile at her, frowning when she started giggling. "What's wrong?" He looked at Jeff who was smirking, totally clueless what was so damn funny.

"Dude, you have something green in your teeth." Jeff informed him.

"WHAT?" John yelped, vacating his seat and ran from the cafeteria.

"He was kinda cute." Lily commented, watching him run, her head cocked to the side and ignored Jeff's growl. "Brother dear, you might be my twin but you are definitely not my daddy." She said sweetly, smiling at him.

Sometimes, Jeff could be like Matt and be overprotective to a fault. It was annoying to say the least. Just because he was older by a few minutes…

"Aww… is this where I get the birds and the bees talk?" She teased.

"No dating my co-workers." Jeff said firmly, watching her eyes narrow. "I mean it, Lil. You're not dating them, new rule. Besides, they're no good around here."

"Hardy, you are such a damn liar!" John growled, reappearing and took his seat back. "There was nothing in my teeth."

Jeff promptly took Maria's plate of pie and slammed it in John's face. "Now there is."

"Jeff, I was eating that!" Maria shrieked.

Carlito began laughing his ass off when John tackled Jeff over the table.

Lily watched them, amusement shining in her eyes. When Jeff looked up, she slammed Carlito's half eaten slice into her brother's face; giggling at his expression. His mouth was in a perfect O, a piece of apple sliding down the bridge of his nose. Priceless.

"Couldn't resist." She laughed, getting up and bolting when he moved to launch himself at her. "JEFF, IT WAS A JOKE!" She shrieked over her shoulder.

"I'LL SHAVE YOU BALD!" He threatened.

Matt walked into the cafeteria and then right back out, grunting when he slammed into 'Taker.

Kids.

'Taker wasn't in the mood and it showed, though just in case Matt needed extra assurance of this fact, he shoved the elder Hardy away from him.

What the HELL was wrong with these people? The cafeteria wasn't a damn wrestling ring and yet… His lips curved into a snarl when he heard the female Hardy –God, he felt a migraine coming on- laughing her tiny little ass off. Avoiding the melee, he made his way to the coffee urn; watching from the corner of his eye as Cena tackled Jeff, apparently trying to save the woman.

"You can't hurt her!" John yelled, a grin on his face.

"Back off Cena, she's not available!" Jeff growled, his face pressed into the floor.

"Why don't you let her be the judge of that?"

"Yeah Jeff, why don't you let me be the judge of that?" Lily chided, snapping her black arm warmers with a smirk, snickering at the muffled reply she got. She glanced up and caught that strange man –'Taker, right?- watching them, frowning briefly before looking back down. "John, if you can make him tap then you can flirt with me all ya like."

"Really?" John grinned, blue eyes lighting up and put Jeff in the STF. "Tap." He ordered.

"Screw you, Cena!" Jeff shouted, trying to free himself, his face turning red. "Lil, what the hell?"

"TAP."

Jeff had no choice, tapping his hand on the floor, sighing in relief when John instantly let go.

"I'll be with your sexy sis, Jeffy." He grinned, pushing himself up onto his feet.

Jeff raised his head in time to see John draping an arm around Lily's shoulder, the pair of them walking out of the cafeteria.

'Taker just inwardly groaned, wondering when the WWE had become a damn zoo.

"So now that Jeff's not in the way, I'm Lily." She said, laughing when John broke out into a little victory dance. "Okay, you're not THAT good. John, right?" Lily could only shake her head, wondering if he was crazy of just hyper as hell.

Which made her grin. Hyper was always fun.

"So what are we doing out here? I said flirt, not kidnap."

"Yes, my name is John and what if I did kidnap you?" He asked playfully. A second later, he had pulled her against him, keeping one arm wrapped loosely around her waist. "Come on, Lily, move that body and show me whatcha got." He challenged, beginning to dance to the music that was currently playing in his head. "I think we need to go out clubbing so I can show you how it's done."

"Hmm… I don't dance very well." She lied, watching him curiously. "Besides, you'd have to go through both my brothers for that and I don't think even you're that good, John." She was challenging him back, finding the way his baby blues sparkled kind of adorable.

John arched an eyebrow.

"Wow, you took that personally. Calm down, calm down, it was a joke." She rolled her hips, grinning when his eyes instantly dropped. "You don't want to go clubbin' with me, I'd put you to shame."

"Is that right?" John launched into a series of complicated dance steps, smirking when her brows raised. A moment later, his jaw hit the floor when she imitated his moves perfectly. "And you said you can't dance. How bout step?"

She nodded.

"Holy shit, you step. Oh man, hell yeah, we are going OUT! You are unbelievable."

"I am unbelievable." Lily agreed with a cheeky grin, pulling her hair loose. She examined a strand of magenta in her face before blowing it away. "I think I hear Matt bellowing." She wrinkled her nose, tilting her head to the side, listening.

Sure enough, Matt and Jeff appeared, coming in opposite directions and standing on either side of the pair.

Matt studied his brother with a frown. "Why is there pie in your hair?"

Jeff growled, wanting nothing more than to wring his sister's neck. "Ask Lily, I got to go shower." He had to wash this shit out, his hair was already crusting together.

"Lily?"

"Because he's a messy eater." She said dead pan.

Chuckling, John got down on one knee before her, loving her fiery attitude and took her hand. "Will you marry me?" He asked, looking dead serious.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Hmmm…" Lily ignored Matt, studying John thoughtfully. "Can we have a dozen kids?" She asked. When he nodded, she sat down on his knee, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissed his cheek. "Okay then."

"Damn, we just met five minutes ago and you're going to marry me. God has sent me an angel." He was grinning from ear to ear and glanced over his shoulder at Matt who was literally trembling with anger. "Do you think he'd mind having me as a brother-in-law?"

"HELL YES I WOULD!"

"What the hell are you yelling about now?" Jeff demanded irritably, having had to settle with using bottled water as the showers were currently blocked off.

"They're getting married!"

"WHAT?"

"Matt, Jeff, think about it." Lily said reasonably, standing up and smiled when John wrapped an arm around her shoulders, leaning into him.

This was simply too much fun. The man had a sense of humor. Too bad her brothers were about to explode.

"Blond hair with blue eyes, the children will be ADORABLE! You'll be Uncle Mattie and you'll be Uncle Jeffy!" She simply had to close her eyes just so she didn't laugh at the looks on their faces.

"I'm gonna be sick."

"This is not happening. Our sister is not gonna marry a fucking fruitcake!"

"What did you call me, Mattie?" John demanded.

"THAT'S IT!"

Jeff had to restrain Matt before he did something stupid, like commit murder, noting how red in the face Matt was and genuinely worried Matt might have a heart attack or something. Jeff could almost see steam coming from his brother's ears. "Whoa Mattie, calm down!"

"Jeff, not now, okay?"

John was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down his face; clinging to Lily for dear life. "Don't worry, we'll send you pictures of our blond haired, blue eyed angels!"

Lily was struggling not to cry herself, this was just hilarious! "Matt, you had better be good or you can't attend the wedding!" She chided, trying to be stern but was beginning to lapse into giggles. John laughing right beside her wasn't helping either. When she seen he was crying, she was gone and dropped to the floor, wrapping her arms around her ribs. "John, we need to go pick out rings!"

"YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"

"Yeah, you're right. Come on before they decide they're going to steal you away from me, my love!" He cried out, pulling her off the floor and lifted Lily over his shoulder, acting like a complete moron, albeit a cute one. "To the Cena Mobile!" John said in a deep, horribly done super hero like voice.

Lily couldn't breathe at this point.

Matt was gawking, unable to do anything but stare as John literally ran off with their sisters.

'Taker had watched the entire thing and had to walk away so he could laugh in private.