This is my first naruto fic so please enjoy!
Sakura let out a sigh and turned her head to look out the window. It was a gorgeous Monday morning, and she was stuck in school waiting for her lazy ass english teacher to grace the class with his presence. Sakura reached into her pocket and pulled out her cellphone. She signed on to her Screen-name and prayed that her friends didn't feel like obeying the principles rules of no cellphones in school.
(oXCherrySakuraXo has signed on)
oXCherrySakuraXo: Kakashi can bite me.
(BlondesHaveMoreFun has signed on)
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Let me guess he's late.
oXCherrySakuraXo: Damn straight!!!
(xLazyCloudsx has signed on)
(Anti-FanGurls has signed on)
Anti-FanGurls: What are you girls bitching about now?
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Sakura is mad that Kakashi is late.
oXCherrySakuraXo: Wth! We aren't bitching Uchiha
Anti-FanGurls: Who are you trying to kid Sakura? That is all you two ever do.
oXCherrySakuraXo: Fine you want me to bitch, I'll Bitch because he is late every friggin day!
xLazyCloudsx: Why do you even care? If he's late you can just sleep.
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Nara does have a point, his class is like free time.
(Ramen=Love has just signed on)
Ramen=Love: Hey guys whats up?
xLazyCloudsx: It's just the usual.
Ramen=Love: Whose bitching this time Sakura or Ino.
oXCherrySakuraXo: For the last time WE DO NOT BITCH!!
Ramen=Love: So it is Sakura today.
oXCherrySakuraXo: WTF! You boys are supposed to be my friends and try to calm me down when I'm angry.
Anti-FanGurls: Ok so which line will work today? How about it's not your fault he's a jerk.
Ramen=Love: Or in ten years you'll forget this ever happened.
xLazyCloudsx: No I have the pefect line. You can do so much better than him Sakura.
BlondesHaveMoreFun: She didn't just break up with her boyfriend assholes!
(YouthfulSpirit has just signed on)
(NeedsAHug has just signed on)
YouthfulSpirit: You guys are no help! Sakura needs to hear that Kakashi's class is only an hour and then she is done with him for the day.
oXCherrySakuraXo: Thank you Lee. You are a true friend.
NeedsAHug: Wow! Looks like Uchiha has some competition for Sakura.
Anti-FanGurls: Go to hell Gaara!
oXCherrySakuraXo: Hey what classes are you guys in anyway?
Anti-FanGurls: Computer class with Anko.
xLazyCloudsx: Anko.
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Math with Iruka.
Ramen=Love: Biology with Asuma.
YouthfulSpirit: Asuma.
NeedsAHug: We had school today? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?
Anti-FanGurls: We have school every monday sand boy.
NeedsAHug: Aw man! Well I g2g and get dressed. See you guys in school.
(NeedsAHug has signed out)
oXCherrySakuraXo: Um...Should someone tell Gaara that he doesn't even go to our school?
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Maybe we should just pretend it never happened.
Anti-FanGurls: Agreed.
Ramen=Love: Hey Lee and I got to bounce.
Anti-FanGurls: Did you really just use the word Bounce?
YouthfulSpirit: Naruto is right we have a test in 5 minutes.
xLazyCloudsx: Well have fun failing Naruto.
Ramen=Love: Hey I pass all my tests!
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Naruto last time I checked a 40 is not passing.
Ramen=Love: Shut up!
(Ramen=Love has signed off)
(YouthfulSpirit: has signed off)
(GangstaNeji has signed on)
GangstaNeji: What up my home dawgs?
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Neji?
Anti-FanGurls: It's offical you are the biggest idiot in school.
GangstaNeji: Uchiha you be trippin'.
oXCherrySakuraXo: Wow thats all i can say.
xLazyCloudsx: Tripping? Since when are you a gangsta?
GangstaNeji: Since for eva my Do double G.
Anti-FanGurls: I don't think you even know the name of the song you stole that line from.
GangstaNeji: Big Girls Don't Cry: by Fergie?
xLazyCloudsx: ...........
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Does TenTen know you are now a "Gangsta"?
GangstaNeji: No, and she won't be knowing.
(KnivesAreFun has signed on)
KnivesAreFun: Neji what did I tell you about this whole gangsta thing?
GangstaNeji: You said just don't.
KnivesAreFun: That's right don't! Now get off your phone and pay attention to the lesson.
GangstaNeji: Yes, TenTen.
xLazyCloudsx: Hey Uchiha, is it just me or do I hear the sound of a whip being cracked.
Anti-FanGurls: Yeah Nara, I think I hear it too.
KnivesAreFun: Shut up! Lets go Neji.
(KnivesAreFun has signed off)
(GangstaNeji has signed off)
(DogLover has signed on)
oXCherrySakuraXo: Poor Neji.
DogLover: Yeah poor all of you guys.
xLazyCloudsx: Why all of us Kiba?
DogLover: Well because I am not Kiba.
BlondesHaveMoreFun: Then who the hell are you?
DogLover: The teacher that Sakura is always bitching about.
Anti-FanGurls: Well we're out. Good luck Sakura.
(Anti-FanGurls has signed out)
(xLazyCloudsx has signed out)
(BlondesHaveMoreFun has signed out)
oXCherrySakuraXo: Kakashi where are you?
DogLover: Sitting at my desk. I have been here for the last 10 minutes.
Sakura looked up from her phone and sure enough Kakashi was sitting at his desk looking at his computer. He turned and looked at her then pointed to her phone. She looked down and read the next message.
DogLover: Hey can you do me a favor?
oXCherrySakuraXo: Sure.
DogLover: Tell your friends you all have detention.