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- M

The Hilarious Adventures of Matt and Mello

Mello was standing on a weak branch, 15 feet in the air. Matt was on the ground, panicking, worried for his best friend's life.

" MELLO! PLEASE! Come back down here! You could get hurt!" Matt yelled

"I'll be down there when I jump off this thing anyway!" Mello answered.

"YOUR INSANE!"

"Insane? Sorry, but I don't recall ever having something as useless as sanity." Mello crouched down and jumped up off of the thin branch, causing it to snap. Matt dove and landed on the ground where he thought Mello would land. He didn't. He landed a half foot away, in a kneeling position, with one hand on the ground. He stood up, looking at Matt, who was was laying face down on the ground, face covered in mud.

"Matt... You're such an idiot!" Mello laughed.

"What? No 'Thanks Matt for caring so much', or 'Sorry for worrying you Matt, let me help you up!' ?"

"Nope."

"Bastard."

Yeah, yeah, I know. Not really that funny. I got bored...