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Bella POV

"Edward, what are we going to do today?" I asked. I really didn't mind just lying next to Edward on my bed (Charlie went to work), but I wanted to see my soon-to-be siblings. I wondered what Alice had in store for today…

The phone rang about two seconds later. Edward picked it up off the bed and looked at the caller ID. He sighed, so I had a feeling I knew who it was.

"Hello, Alice," Edward said into the phone. I was right. "Hold on, one second." He put the phone on speaker, and Alice's chattering filled the room.

"…And Emmett was bored of playing video games, so Rosalie had a brilliant idea! Carlisle and Esme are still on vacation, so get your butts over to the house in the next ten minutes or I will take Bella shopping for her wedding night outfit." I blushed, knowing exactly what she meant. "Bella, tell that overprotective fiancée of yours that you want to spend the whole day with us and that will get you off the hook for what I have planned for tomorrow."

I sighed. "Fine, but no lingerie"-my face turned redder-"shopping tomorrow."

Alice groaned. "Fine. Ten minutes." With that, she hung up.

Edward stroked my face. "You don't have to do this, you know."

I looked at him skeptically. "It's that or I spend all day at Victoria's Secret tomorrow." I shuddered.

"Well, I suppose we should get going. It's a good thing you got dressed." I nodded fervently in agreement.

He pulled me up off my bed and carried me out the door, set me inside the Volvo, climbed in and started driving.

We arrived at the Cullen house with two minutes to spare. Emmett almost completely ripped the door off when he opened the door as we pulled up and scooped me into his arms.. When I say ripped, I mean ripped. The door was now hanging on its hinges. And Edward was not happy when he saw that. In fact, even furious was an understatement. In fact, Edward looked like he was about to explode.

"Emmett!" he roared. "You will pay for that!" It was actually a good thing Emmett was holding me.

"Sorry, Edward! But I was so excited about what Rosie planned!" Emmett pleaded. Ha! Pathetic excuse if you ask me.

"NO! We are not going to play that!"

"Edward, please calm down. I'm sure whatever it is isn't too bad. And Emmett will pay for fixing the Volvo," I said soothingly.

"Ooh, Emmett! You're so dead when Rose sees it!" Alice sang, dancing up to us. Edward was still seething.

"When I see wha-" Rosalie's mouth fell open as she took in the scene before her. Emmett was holding me in his arms for dear life, Edward was ready to rip his head off but he didn't want to hurt me, and Alice was grinning smugly. I was trying to reason with my fiancée so he wouldn't do anything rash. Her eyes locked on the Volvo door, almost completely off the door. She froze.

An evil smile crept onto Edward's face, making him look absolutely evil.

"Emmett, put down Bella and I won't kill you." Emmett looked relieved and immediately sat me down. Alice pulled me out of the way, over to Edward, as all hell broke loose.

"EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN!" Rosalie shrieked. Emmett's eyes widened and he backed away slowly in the direction of the house. Rosalie stalked slowly in his direction and Emmett turned to run into the house. Jasper was in front of him, chuckling. Emmett whimpered and turned to face his wife. I'm so glad I couldn't see her face, because if I did I'd probably die of fright.

"Edward, you said you wouldn't kill me!" Emmett cried.

Edward chuckled. "Yes, but I never mentioned your darling wife."

"Do you know how long it takes to fix a car door when it's like that?! Or even order a new one?" Rosalie hissed.

"Um…well…" Emmett stuttering was a really amusing sight.

"Three days, Emmett! Then I have to fit it onto the car, which takes an additional two days! That's a total of one whole school week!" Rosalie shrieked.(AN: I just made something up)

"Rose, baby, I'm so sorry, but-" Edward cut him off.

"Sorry? Sorry?! Sorry doesn't cut it. What are we going to drive around in and remain inconspicuous?" he snarled. I placed my hand gently on his arm. "And if we're playing your stupid game-" This time Rose interrupted.

"Stupid?" Her fury was focused on Emmett, but she was getting angry at Edward now.

"Well, I'll take back the stupid comment- I only said it because you know what Emmett will do." Rosalie shrugged, accepting that.

"Anyway, what will we drive around in?"

"My Jeep?" Emmett suggested timidly.

"Like they'd give you the privilege!" Alice cackled. She was getting a kick out of this. I noticed she held a video camera in her hands.

"This is excellent, but this has to stop before I go insane," Jasper spoke for the first time. Rosalie huffed and came toward us, cursing her husband under her breath. She eased into the Volvo and drove at my old truck's pace to the garage. She was back in two minutes. Emmett was still trying to get Rose to talk to him as we walked into the house.

"Can somebody tell me exactly why I'm here, and what led up to this?" I whispered. Jasper had calmed everyone down for the most part.

"Rosalie wanted to play Truth and Dare," Edward replied. "Not anymore, though."

"Aw, come on, Rose! Think of the possibilities!" My eyes glazed over as I thought of all the things we could make Emmett do…call Carlisle and tell him that he loves him; separate him from Rosalie, his Jeep, his sports, and his video games for at least a month; make him strip for Lauren and Jessica…I sighed happily.

"Bella, I can't see anything! Make up your mind!" Alice whined.

"Come on, please? It's the perfect way to get revenge!" I pulled the puppy dog eyes Alice had taught me.

"Bella, you've been hanging out with Alice too long," Edward sighed.

"Please, Edward? It would make me happy."

"Fine. I'm in. Alice?"

"Duh! Everyone's in, except for Rose."

"Rose, please? You can help me get revenge on Emmett! I've got a ton of good ideas!" I begged.

"Fine, just stop bugging me!" she snapped. I bit my lip and looked down.

"Sorry, Rose," I whispered.

"No, I'm sorry, Bella. I'm just so pissed at my husband." She smiled at me timidly.

"It's fine, Rose."

Her smile turned evil, similar to the one Edward had earlier. "And I've got some ideas, too!"

"Good! We'll start with the truth round first, then we'll switch to the dare round," Alice exclaimed. "In a circle, everyone!"

Edward sat on my right side, Rosalie sat on my left. Emmett tried to sit next to Rose but Alice shoved him out of the way and sat there. Jasper sat on Edward's other side. Emmett had to sit as far away from Rose as the circle would allow.

"Okay, who wants to go first?" I asked.

"I will!" Alice cried. "And I pick…"

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