In a dark alley

Dr. Doofemsmirtz was in the dark, shadowy allies of a filthy city. Looking around nervously, he continued to tip toe, but ended up crashing into a series of trash cans. Loud rattles ensured...

"Honestly, can't you be quite, you incompetent oath!" a voice growled. Jumping back in shock, Doofemsmirtz found himself being stared harshly at by a old looking man, with oddly greenish yellow skin. He looked like a mad scientist, plus 20 years, give or take a few nut job points.

"Dr. Animo"

"Dr. Doofemsmeertz!" the accented doctor incorectly stated.

"It's, Doofemsmirtz!"

"Dookenmantz?"

"DOOFEMSMIRTZ!"

"Dubemenkammen?" the pointy doctor shook his head in annoyance.

"Oh, just end it, you know I'm not here to discuss my name, what I need are those Snow White Apples" Animo looked at his fellow mad scientist oddly.

"You do realize how cliche that is, can't you be a little more original" the Dr. looked flustered.

"What, I'm having Evil Doctor's block, and if you do, I will give you the chip" Animo stared at him for a second, before nodding.

Some time later in the wonderful world of Greenia

A happy sounding hum filled the kitchen of the girls dorm in Greenia, as Seras was quickly grabbing various ingredients for pie; pie crusts, sugar, a bowl of fresh red apples, so on and so on...

"Oh come on, just let me go alien! If I was Ditto, this would be done already" Ben whined. Seras shook her head, Gwen had, mentioned, that Ben had the skills in the kitchen of a rather dumb sewer rat, so Seras had taken it upon herself to show him a thing or two.

"Ben, you can't use your powers for everything. You need to learn how to make due without them" with that note, Seras started to karate chop the apples in a rapid motion, dicing them in seconds. Ben just glared.

"Hey, but your a vampire, enhanced speed and strength counts as a power!" Seras chuckled lightly.

"Yes, but I can't turn my powers off, or for that matter truly live a normal life, you can. Now, if I were you, I'd remove that note from your back" Ben's eyes went wide as he reached for his back, and pulled off a large note, that read "DOFUS".

"Urg, when I get my hands on Gwen..." he was interrupted when a huge brown dragon heartless appeared out of nowhere in the middle of Greenia and yelled. Seras shook her head in annoyance.

"A dustflyer, really! I was just getting in the cooking zone!" she growled, letting out a rather inhumane sound before charging out the door, and towards the beast. Ben rubbed his hands together eagerly.

"Yeah, anything but cooking, its HERO TIME!" Ben slapped down on his watch.

(Ben felt his body get covered in scales. His jaw grew stronger and more lethal. A glowing angler thing grew on his head. Flash and he was)

"RIPJAW! Stupid watch!" Ben shook his head in annoyance as he jumped out the window to help Seras. But as he jumped out, the Dr. appeared in the room via dark portal. He smiled evilly.

"Yes, everything is going according to plan" he had in his hand a woven basket, this one filled with nearly identical apples, only differed by a more purple tinted seed core. Switching the apples, he quickly fled.

5 minutes later

"Urg, that thing really has a nasty tail swipe" Ben complained, now human again and rubbing his shoulder. Seras smiled kindly.

"Those things are hard, you know. Your omnitrix acting up is kind of worrying, but I'm sure that..." she stopped mid sentence as she sniffed the area, before hissing. Ben stepped backwards nervously.

"Seras..." she turned to him.

"I smell something dark, with a hint of annoying and a tinge of motor oil. That smell, it's Doofemsmirtz!" Ben gasped.

"What, why would he be here, and not leaving a bomb or something?" Seras eyed the apples in the tray, before grabbing one, and taking a breath sniff of them. Shaking her head, she tossed it back into the basket.

"Those apples, there poisoned!" Ben looked shocked for a minute, before he started laughing, as did Seras.

"Really, that guy is just pathetic, only a real idiot would fall for that old trick!" it was then that Omi wandered by.

"Hello honored friends, I am quite famished" he said, holding his stomach as if in pain "Mind if I have on these most succulent apples" he reached for one.

"DON'T!" Ben and Seras yelled before Omi took a bite.

"Mmmm, delicious..." he fell to the ground, flat on his face, his large head keeping his nose from smashing into the ground. Ben and Seras held their heads with two of their fingers in a rather annoyed air.

"Okay, I'll get Jade to kiss him, you can go and kick the crud out of Doofemsmirtz" Ben brought up. Seras smiled wickedly.

"I rather like that" she crackled her knuckles eagerly.

Okay, short chapter, but an amusing example of how overused plots and basic ideas fail. I mean, just look at some of the stories on Fanfiction, some ideas are just really overused. Example, the Organization being gay (I must ask where that idea even came from), a set of Omnitrix's falling into other worlds, Percabeth smutt, Percy Jackson getting a sister, Twilight X overing with everything, then some, with mary sue charges, and in the book sections, the characters reading the novels of the series. Let Doofemsmirtz's appending fate be an example of why not to get too cliche in plot, poor Doofemsmirtz, I don't envy him when Seras catches him...