AN: I will soon post a chart of who turns into who on my profile so it'll be easier to understand.

Chapter One: The Change

Part One: Vampires

"All right then," said Fudge. "You have your instructions. Drink the potions. Remember: the whole world is depending on you." With a loud popping noise he disappeared.

"This cannot be good for our health," Carlisle said, starring disgustedly down at the potion in his hands, which looked very much like tapioca pudding.

"But dear," said Esme lovingly. "You heard that Fudge fellow. The whole world is depending on us."

"OH! This stuff tastes like crap!" hollered Emmett who had just downed his potion. His muscles were shrinking and his hair was turning a very bright shade of red.

"Look dear," Esme said. "The potion did exactly what the minister said they would."

"And taste like crap…" Emmett mumbled.

Esme gave him a stern look. "Just drink it, dear."

"I still think it can't be good for our health," Carlisle said, but he consented, drank the potion and shuddered.

"I told you! Don't say I didn't tell you! Because I did tell you. It tastes like crap doesn't it?!" exclaimed Emmett.

Carlisle didn't answer Emmett. He was too busy watching what was happening to him. His figure was shrinking and, although he couldn't see it, his already blonde hair was getting even lighter. Finally he said, "Yuck. Well, it isn't pleasant but I think its safe."

The others exchanged glances, except Emmett who was pulling out red hairs to examine, and each drank their potions. Rosalie's long blonde hair went frizzy and she shrunk a few inches. Jasper grew a beard as his faces aged a couple dozen years. Alice got taller and her short hair grew longer. A scar appeared on Edwards's forehead, and Bella's chocolate brown hair turned red to match Emmett's. Jacobs prominent muscles softened and his hair shortened.

The Esme screamed. "I'm a stinky oily-haired, middle aged…man. I'm a man!" And then she did something no one expected her to do. Esme swore. Very loudly. "Well, damn."

And everyone else laughed.

Chapter One: The Change

Part Two: Wizards

"You know what to do. You know what the stakes are." Fudge said then dissapperated.

All the wizards gathered here were familiar with the potion and many had even taken it before. Without much hesitation they all brought their cups to their lips and drank.

Each shuddered in disgust as they began changing. Harry's scar disappeared. Ron's red hair turned brown as his lanky arms built muscle. Hermione's hair darkened and shot back into her skull. Malfoy got taller, Neville more muscular. Luna and Ginny got a bit taller, and Ginny's bright red hair turned a dark brown. Dumbledore's hair got shorter and he seemed to age in reverse.

Then Snape, greasy, oily-haired, bitter, old Snape screamed like a girl. Because he now was one.

Hope you liked it. Hopefully Chapter Two will be up tommorrow. Be ready for some good laughs. REVIEW! Thanks.