Flashback: While Matt and Adam went off and had their own little conversation in the hospital

Jeff shifted around on his hospital bed nervously. He and Mark were now all alone in the hospital room. He was all alone with the man he had been crushing on for months and he currently was not wearing underwear. Gah! Wait! He couldn't let himself think about that. That would lead to him blurting out something awkward and he didn't want to do that. He had to keep his cool. He had to say something not awkward. "Do you roll your eyes in the back of your head when you have sex?"

Mark looked at him in surprise. "What?"

Jeff put his hand over his mouth. He had not meant to ask that (even though he had been wondering that for years). That had been a complete accident. "Nothing," he said as he turned a deep shade of red. "I said nothing."

Luckily Mark's cell phone rang, saving Jeff from making even more of an idiot out of himself. "It's Glenn," Mark said as he looked at it. "You want me to put it on speaker phone so you can talk to him too?"

"Yeah," Jeff said. "But why is Glenn's ringtone Barbie Girl?"

"Because James is an asshole who messes with my stuff and doesn't tell me how to put it back to normal," Mark replied. He answered his phone with a sigh. "Hey Glenn?"

"Oh it's not just Glenn here buddy," Jay said. "We're all here because we want to know how Jeff is doing."

"They're hijacking my phone," Glenn complained. He sounded like he was pouting.

"Hi guys," Jeff said tiredly. It was nice to know how much everyone cared about him. "I'm okay I guess. I hate being in this hospital."

"Well we're planning on heading out to Cameron and getting everything ready for you for when you come home," Randy informed him. "You're going to have a nice little surprise when you get here."

Mark groaned. "Oh God. You guys and surprises never ends very well."

"Oh shut up Mark," Glenn snapped. "Don't spoil this for us. Jeff likes our surprises. Don't you Jeff?"

"Hey, as long as you don't break any of my things, I don't care what you do," Jeff said.

"Great," Morrison said. "But there's one thing we need to address: Batista. What happened to him? Is he in jail? A coma? Did his own evil forces destroy him?"

"No, MY evil forces destroyed him," Mark said. "He's dead. I killed him."

There was a complete silence on the other line. Jeff bit his lip, not liking that he couldn't see the expression on everyone else's faces. He didn't want them to not look at Mark the same way again because of this. He just wanted everything to go back to normal so he could forget this whole nightmare had ever happened.

"You killed him?" Evan said in disbelief. "Like really killed him?"

"Yes Bourne, I really killed him," Mark confirmed.

"Well Jesus Mark, just because we always said you would kill him didn't mean you were actually supposed to do it," Phil said. "Now Shawn's grabbing his Bible and muttering under his breath and John looks like he's about to ask you if you're going to end up in jail and be someone's bitch."

"I'm not going to jail," Mark said. His tone indicated that the others had better not fight him on this fact. "Nobody is going to find a body. An old friend of mine will see to that."

"An old friend huh?" Glenn said in a dark voice. "I wonder who that could be."

Jeff frowned as a strange look crossed Mark's face. "What's wrong?" he asked quietly. "Mark--"

"I did what needed to be done Glenn," Mark said quietly, ignoring Jeff completely. "We were in his territory and I knew he would help me."

"Wait, who are we talking about now?" Cody asked. "I'm confused."

"Who cares who he's talking about now?" Ted interrupted. "Mark, you killed a dude! I know that he deserved it, but don't you think that you should at least be a little bit worried about it? I mean, especially if it doesn't look like self defense! I don't know what you did, but knowing you, it was obviously premeditated. And that's not a good thing if the cops--"

"The cops aren't going to know a damn thing!" Mark growled vehemently. "There will be no body and there will be no evidence! James knows how to dispose of a fucking body! Now if you can excuse me, I have crappy room service to order for Jeff."

Jeff just stared at Mark as he hung up the phone. He had never seen Mark that agitated before. "You okay?" he asked timidly.

"Yeah," Mark said quietly. "I just…this whole thing…I'm just tired and cranky, okay? And I can't deal with their concerns when I'm still trying to calm down from being scared out of my mind. Fuck, I didn't know if I was going to find you in one piece Jeff."

"Well you did," Jeff said. "You--

Jeff's memory was interrupted by Matt stopping the car in his driveway. He was finally back home. Only it didn't exactly look like his house anymore. "Son of a bitch!" he said in disbelief. "What the hell did they do?"

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Now that's the million dollar question, Matt thought to himself as he and the others got out of the car. It looked like someone had taken several different cans of paint and just tossed them at the place. It was like Extreme Home Makeover: the extremely crappy edition. "What the fuck?" he said out loud.

Jay came out of the house at that moment. "Jeff, we are so sorry," he apologized. "Cody went nuts on his Red Bull high and he thought your place needed a makeover. We're going to repaint your place for you once we party a little bit."

Matt shook his head. Adam had definitely been right earlier. Cody was never allowed to have Red Bull again. "Where is the hyper little asshole now?"

"He crashed about twenty minutes ago. Randy and Ted put some make-up and a dress on him and then left him down on the couch. We're going to tell him that he did that to himself once he wakes up."

Mark rolled his eyes. "Oh great. It's nice to see how mature you guys are."

Jeff giggled. "I like it. I think we should put some heels on him too."

Matt grinned and watched as Jay pulled Jeff into the house and Mark followed him. Now he and Adam were all alone outside. "So are you ready for this little shindig?" he asked.

Adam frowned. "Did you just use the word shindig?"

"Yup. You got a problem with that."

"No. I just haven't heard that word used in…well who am I kidding? I can't even remember the last time I heard that word used."

Matt chuckled and put his arm around Adam. "Well it's better than what Jeff says. He likes to call parties hootenannies."

Adam shook his head and wrapped his arm around Matt's neck. "But he's all childlike, so it's not weird when he uses words like that. He's the baby of the group."

"Yeah, he's the baby, I'm the brains, Mark's the brawn, and you're the cute one," Matt said.

Adam turned a deep shade of red. "Stop that," he ordered. "I'm not cute."

"Sure you are," Matt insisted. "You are the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life." He put one hand on Adam's waist and the other on his back and dipped the blonde almost all the way back.

"Would you two stop that?" Ted yelled out the window. "I can see you every time I look this direction!"

Matt put Adam back on his feet and grinned. "You want to ditch the children and go back to my place?"

Adam nodded eagerly. "Definitely."

So they got back into Matt's car and drove to his place. They began kissing and groping each other before they even got into the house, and for a minute, Matt thought they were going to stop and have sex right there on the doorstep. But at the last minute, Matt managed to get the door unlocked and they fell into the house with a thud, scaring poor Lucas out of his mind.

"Sorry Lucas," Matt said as he kicked the door shut behind them. He could lock it later. Right now, he was focused on kissing Adam and feeling every inch of the Rated R Superstar's body.

"Matt," Adam panted as they peeled each other's shirts off. "Oh God Matt."

Matt kissed his way down Adam's body, removing both of their jeans in the process. Every inch of Adam tasted so damn sweet, and Matt couldn't get enough of it. However, he now realized they had one small problem. "Damn it, I don't have the lube," he muttered. He grinned as another idea popped into his mind.

Adam frowned. "Why are you grinning? What are you--oh God!" he moaned as Matt's tongue slipped into his entrance.

Matt pushed his tongue even deeper inside of Adam, enjoying the way the blonde was writhing around underneath him. Feeling Adam's tightness around his tongue made him even more horny than he already was, and his cock was just begging to be inside of his boyfriend.

Adam writhed around desperately, clawing at the floor, himself and Matt's hair. "Oh fuck…oh God…I need you Matt."

Matt just continued massaging Adam's asshole with his tongue, wanting to hear his love beg just a little bit more.

"Matt!" Adam nearly screamed. "Damn it Matt, fuck me already! Don't torture like this!"

Feeling very satisfied with himself, Matt replaced his tongue with his dick. He and Adam both groaned at the same time, and he paused to give Adam some time to adjust. "You ready?" he asked a moment later.

Adam nodded. "Yeah. I need you to move."

That was all Matt needed to hear. He began moving in and out of Adam, loving the tight friction his lover provided him. "You're fucking beautiful, you know that?" he said to Adam as he nipped on his ear. "Do you even realize what you do to me?"

Adam closed his eyes, the bliss clearly written on his face. "I think I have a pretty good idea what I do to you," he gasped out.

Matt grinned. "Good. I hope you know what you do. It makes doing this all the more enjoyable." He wrapped Adam's legs around his waist and plunged in even deeper, his pace quickening and his control slipping away from him. "Adam…"

"Matt…"

"Oh God Adam…"

"Matt…oh fuck Matt…"

They both came at the same time, screaming each other's names at the same time. Matt collapsed on top of Adam, and he rested his face deep inside the crook of the other man's neck. "Oh fuck," he said as he tried to regain his breath.

Adam wrapped his arms around Matt. "I could stay here forever," he said quietly.

"The floor?" Matt said in confusion.

"No dummy. Your arms. It's safe here in your arms." He kissed Matt on the jaw. "You're my protector. You're the only one who ever made me feel safe in a long time."

Matt grinned. "Well get used to that feeling Addy. I don't plan on letting you go any time soon." He got up and then scooped Adam into his arms.

"Where are we going?" Adam asked.

"We're going to do round two somewhere a little more comfortable," Matt said with a grin. "And there might even be a round three if you keep being so damn irresistible."

"Jesus Matt, are you planning to fuck me until I pass out?"

"Yup. You got a problem with that?"

Adam grinned. "No, of course not. In fact, I think it's the best plan you've ever come up with in all the years we've known each other."

Matt grinned back at him. "Good. I'm glad you agree. Because that is officially my plan for today and the next day and the next day and the next day…"

Adam sighed. "You're lucky I love you or I would tell you to calm down you fucking horndog."

"Aw, how sweet. I love you too baby."

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A/N: I love those two together! They are so sweet (well, not all the time, but they are in this fic). Anyway, I'm hoping I can start the sequel to this sometime tomorrow or the day after that, and as I said earlier, it will have plenty of Matam moments along with the insanity that will be Mark/James/Jeff.