How to Annoy Kurogane

Disclaimer: I don't own Tsubasa

Introduction

It all started one quiet afternoon in my house. It was a while after I'd met the Tsubasa characters and decided to bring them to my world via fanfiction, and I was sitting on my bed being bored. And then I thought, "There are five animie characters in my house and I'm sitting up here being BORED!? There has got to be something wrong with me." A knock on my door told me that someone was there.

"Who is it?" I called my usual question before letting someone inside.

"Fai," said Fai. I smiled; glad to hear that Fai had figured out which room was mine. The sign on my door said my name in Japanese, and I knew for a fact that he couldn't read Japanese. Because I had been so distracted, I forgot to answer him. "This is Asuka's room, right?" he asked, and I laughed.

"You can come in, Fai! What were you going to do, wait out there all day?" I said. He walked in the door and looked around at my room. It wasn't the neatest room in the world, but not the messiest. I knew where everything was, even if it was just in a random place that seemed ever so insignificant. Fai brushed his hair out of his eyes with one hand and leaned over to look at the story I was typing. But it was about him! I couldn't let him see it, no way, no how!

"Hm. I can't read your language," he said. "Anyway, I came up here to ask you something."

"What?" I said.

"You know those fanfictions you write? I think you should write some about our adventures with you," he suggested. I smiled.

"I think that just might work," I said, already trying to think up a title. "What should I call it?"

"The Adventures of Mokona the Awesome!" shouted Mokona, who had been eavesdropping. Fai picked up the white rabbit-like creature and stroked its head. He laughed.

"Nice suggestion, Mokona, but let's try to think of something that encompasses the point of what Asuka's going to write about," he pointed out.

"I think I know," I said. "How to Annoy Kurogane. That's all we ever seem to be doing, anyway!"

We all agreed, and that's how this story came to be. We're going to be annoying Kurogane throughout the course of the story, so read the rest and laugh your socks off! Ooh, I wonder if we could steal his socks! By the way, Fai thought we should ask you what you think we should try next, so send in all suggestions you feel like suggesting! If they're inappropriate, though, Mokona won't like them and we therefore won't put them on here! Okay, bye!

Fai: We are SO stealing Kuroku's socks.

Asuka: That was just a joke.

Fai: Oh. It was?

Kurogane: WHERE DID ALL MY SOCKS GO!?