Poppy and James: Meeting Poppy's dad

Poppy: Oh hello dad!

Poppy's father (let's call him George): Uh, you are dead…

James: Nope, as you can see she turned her into a vampire! Hooray! And look she survived! Hehehehe!

George: Yeah, um, yay? Poppy, dead-alive Poppy, what are you doing here…?

Poppy: Well, James and I are going to visit you dad! Because you're a witch! Yay!

George: Oh, can't I be a wizard? Not a dumb witch?

Poppy: Nope, but, guess what else!

George: Um, this is only a figment of my imagination and you two will disappear any moment now?

Poppy: HAHAHAHA! That was such a funny joke! But nope, I was going to say Phil's a witch too!

James: And Poppy is a witch-vampire thing!

George: Wait who are you anyways?

James: No one to important, only your daughter's soul-mate who will live with her for eternity unless someone stakes one of our hearts…

Poppy: Yeah, as you can see, nothing exciting is really happening with us. How about you dad, do you have any exciting stories you want to tell us?

George: I… went…. hiking…?