Disclaimer: I do not own either the music I parodied or the anime I use it to make fun of. I do however own tiny miniskirts. Yes, I was the one who invented them. They're copyrighted and everything. Anyways, I should warn you that if you like Roy Mustang, please don't take offense. I basically did to him what Bo Burnham does to Adolf Hitler, but without further ado, here's my parody of 'Hey There Delilah'

Hey, Colonel Mustang,

What's it like down there in central?

If I had to do your paperwork I think that I'd go mental

Yes I would

It doesn't do you that much good

I think it should

Hey Colonel Mustang,

What's it like not to be Fuhrer

And impose your skanky miniskirts on female officers

Like you want to

But I would wear one just for you

You know it's true

Oh, and in this parody

I killed your dignity

Oh, and in this parody

I killed your dignity

Killed your dignity

Hey Colonel Mustang,

Heard you got in on with Hawkeye

I was under the impression she wasn't interested in guys

But then it's you

And who knows what Alchemists can do

But you're not true

Hey Colonel Mustang,

Heard you're cheating on her with Ed

And I heard that he's so short tthat he can stand while giving you head

Yes he can

Though I'm not into man-on-man

It's just the fans

Oh, and in this parody

I killed your dignity

Oh, and in this parody

I killed your dignity

And though the world of FMA

Is over a thousand miles away

I spend all of my free time stalking you

And if you think that's bad as it gets

Then check my

I wrote a million other songs for you

And if something bursts into flames

We all know Roy's the one to blame

Cause pyromania's just what you do

You know it's true

Oh….

Hey Colonel Mustang,

My house is a pile of soot

And I'm charging you for arson, Yeah you bet I'm gonna sue

And we both knew

You burned all my possessions too

So Colonel Mustang here's to you

I like dogs too

Oh, and in this parody

I killed your dignity

Oh, and in this parody

I killed your dignity