(Winners are at bottom of page this time....)

Warning OOC don't like don't read

"Because I'm fat I'm fat you know it sha'moan..." Sakura sang along with the Weird Al spoof of 'I'm bad' which she just happen to be playing on her iHome while sitting in the living room eating her latest craving grape popsicles which prior to her pregnancy anything grape made her gage.

"This is pathetic." Hinata laughed entering her sister in law's apartment and setting down the one grocery bag she was carrying and went to sit next to Sakura.

"No, this is bed rest." she continued singing into her popsicle like it was a mic.

"I got the frozen waffles you wanted so much." Hinata informed smiling at the woman next to her.

"Thanks, I'm making Sasuke have them for supper with me along with vanilla pudding." she giggled evilly turning down her music.

"That sounds disgusting." Hinata wrinkled her nose to demonstrate just how gross she thought that was.

"Yeah well when you're pregnant you can pay me back by liking pickles and ice cream which for some reason people always say when they talk of weird cravings." Sakura pointed at Hinata with her popsicle before licking it.

"Hm, weird, oh and a lil FYI you're not going to have to wait long cuz guess who is expecting?"

"Not Angelina again...." Sakura laughed as she was gently pushed in the side. "But seriously that's great Hina, can I ask you something a little bit delicate though?"

"I'm guessing you want to know if I've been to the doctor and he said I'm healthy and as long as I take care of myself as directed I should be fine. My miscarriage in highschool was a freak occurrence." She answered as if quoting the doctor.

"Cool now let's celebrate by eating frozen desserts and picking baby names." Sakura smiled realizing she only had a week and a half before she was due to deliver and her and Sasuke where deadlocked on name ideas.

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"Alright Sakura I'm heading home you sure you're comfortable enough until Sasuke get's here?" Hinata asked the semi-conscious woman who was laying on the couch.

"Yeah I'm fine, good night Hinata thanks for everything today." Sakura yawned closing her eyes.

"No prob." Hinata smiled heading out the apartment and home to her husband who she had yet to tell the news of her pregnancy.

Sasuke arrived home an hour or so after Hinata left, he had been helping Konohamaru with a project for school and it took longer than expected seeing as the two goofed around a little to much. The dark haired man couldn't help but smile as he spotted his sleeping girlfriend on the couch almost nine months pregnant. His smile quickly dissapeared as she groaned in her sleep a look of pain crossing her face before she woke up and practically screamed.

"Oh thank god you're here Sasuke!" she said between gasps as the pain subsided for now.

"Is it uh time?" Sasuke asked not even sure how to put the words.

"I think so, why don't you call the doctor while I time how long it is before the next one."

"Alright." Sasuke said heading towards the phone before backtracking to give her a quick kiss on the head. By the time Sasuke got off the phone Sakura had decided no matter what the doctor said she was going to the damn hospital and she was going now. She had her bag by the door and everything.

"I take it we're leaving." Sasuke stated more than asked, slinging the bag over his shoulder and putting an arm around Sakura as they headed out the door.

24 hours later Sakura had given birth to a baby boy weighing 7 pounds 11 ounces. (That was how long it took my mommy to have me and my birth weight so yeah....)

"Not fair." Sakura declared as she held her son after a long nap.

"What's not." Hinata whispered as to not wake Sasuke who hadn't had a chance to sleep until Sakura woke up.

"He doesn't even slightly resemble me. The only biological family I have looks like his FATHER." she hissed in a whisper in Sasuke direction.

"Sakura be quite it's not Sasuke's fault, let him sleep." Hinata scolded with a kind smile. "And did you seriously want your son to have pink hair?"

"Of course not but after all of that it'd be nice if he at least had my eyes, or my nose or something."

"Just be happy he's healthy." Sasuke yawned entering the conversation.

"Oops sorry I didn't mean to wake you up." Sakura smiled sheepishly in his direction.

"You didn't? Could have fooled me with the loud and angry use of the term FATHER." he repeated in exactly the same tone as her. He was obviously amused more than irritated.

"Now that I'm awake hand him over. You've held him for nine months." he jested causing Sakura to stick her tongue out at him, but handed over their son anyways.

"Your mommy is very immature, lil man I hope that's another thing of hers you don't get." he chuckled as Sakura lightly punched his arm which was easily reached from his seat on her hospital bed.

"Uncle Naruto has arrived with goodies from the vending machine." Naruto stated surprisingly quietly while entering the room.

"It's okay Naruto you can speak a little louder than that." Sakura smiled.

"But not much." Sasuke muttered picking on his brother.

"Rude much? Hey what are you guys naming him anyway?" Naruto asked recovering from the blow quickly as his curiosity got the better of him.

"Itachi." Sakura smiled at her child and his father. "Itachi Uchiha."

4 Years Later...............

"Get back here WEASEL!!" Sakura chased her small son around the house as he and his one year old sister ran away from her, naked.

"Why aren't you calling 'suna any names." the boy yelled back at his mother gleefully as he ran towards the door to go outside.

"Because Asuna isn't the one who picked up their little sister and ran off with her." Sakura growled rubbing the toe she just stubbed that had stopped her from being able to catch up with the small child. The boy just about made it to the door when his eyes went wide when he saw his way was blocked by a very tall dark figure..

"Uh Oh." Itachi sighed putting his little sister down while continuing to stare up at the man.

Asuna saw no fear in him apparently as she giggled and put her arms up to be held.

"DADDA!" she smiled kissing his cheek when he picked her up.

"Hey there little one." He smiled placing her on his hip before returning his attention to the little rascal next to him who was trying to slip out of sight.

"Itachi, where are your clothes?" he asked trying not to smile knowing that if he did it would piss Sakura off.

"With Mommy?" the black haired boy raised his eyebrows and smiled innocently.

"And where is mommy?" Sasuke asked.

"RIGHT HERE!" Sakura shouted grabbing Itachi and pulling his clothes on him faster than the boy could recover from his scare.

"Ah nuts." the boy groaned as he was placed on the floor of their entry way as he watched his father hand his sister over to his mommy so she could go put a diaper and clothes on her. Before Itachi could even think of running away he was picked up and placed on a kitchen counter so he and his father were eye to eye.

"What was that all about?" Sasuke asked again trying not to smile.

"'suna and I don't like wearin' our 'good' clothes but mommy said we had to wear them so we rebolted." he smiled at the big word he used.

"Do you mean revolted?" Sasuke asked this time smiling, he loved when his son picked up such big words at his young age.

"That's what I said re-bolted." the boy grinned as his dad tousled his hair.

"Buddy do you remember why you need to be wearing your good clothes?" Sasuke asked kindly.

"Nope."

"Well remember what day today is, that should help."

Itachi's eyes widened as he smiled. "IT'S FRIDAY WE GET TO GO TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S AND SEE THE TWINS!" he cheered as it dawned on him how much he really wanted to wear clothes now.

"Well you also get to see your aunt and uncles and grandma and grandpa." Sasuke laughed.

"Yeah yeah them too." he giggled. "Can I go pack some toys?"

"Sure." Sasuke chuckled helping the boy off the counter before he ran into his room. Sasuke went to look for his wife who he really hadn't given a proper greeting yet.

He met her as she was leaving their daughters room and was quite surprised to be pushed against the hallway wall to have is lips assaulted.

"Well hello to you too." he smirked wiping a stray hair out of her face.

"Hi." she smiled. "Your kids are little shits." she laughed.

"Really I hadn't noticed."

"I like it when your home they behave." she sighed wrapping her arms around his waist and burying her head in his shirt.

"Speaking of which where's Asuna?"

"Wrestling a teddy bear she pointed her chubby finger towards the door and said 'lef' I'm thinking it meant leave since she didn't run after me bawling." no sooner had she said that did a sound come from inside their daughter's room.

"Momma? Dadda? 'Tachi?" the little pink haired tike called for her family as she toddled out of the room. Then smiled showing her four teeth, when she saw her parents right there.

"Hi." she giggled with a wave earning an 'awww' from her parents who were about to pick her up when her brother came out of his room and did it instead.

"You called little sis." he smiled.

"'Tachi!" the girl smiled happy she could see all her family, she didn't like not knowing where one of them was.

"Alright munchkins, and husband, are we ready to head over to the grandparents house?"

"YEAH!!" Itachi cheered carrying his sister to the door this time actually making it outside since he was allowed.

When the family arrived at the Hatake residence they were greeted by Itachi's three year old twin cousins Saya and Takumi who were being watched by their 12 year old uncle Konohamaru.

"Hey guys." he greeted his siblings and other niece and nephew.

"Hey 'Hamaru." Sakura smiled as she let Asuna down to hug him.

"Everyone else is inside if you want to head in, I'll watch the rugrats."

"Cool, send them in if they misbehave." Sasuke said looking pointedly at his son before following his wife into the house.

"Hey guys." Anko greeted as they entered the kitchen and sat down at the table.

"Yo." Kakashi waved in a signature manner.

Growl.....

"Naruto!" Hinata laughed as his stomach grumbled. "Are you ever not hungry."

"You'd think after knowing me for so long you all would have realized that I am a black hole that never fills." he grinned rubbing the back of his head with a grin.

"Alright let's call the kids in we'll eat a little earlier than usual." Anko stated as she got up to tell the kids to wash their hands. The kids ran into the house causing the volume to increase before they took their designated seats at the family table and chowed down. As one big unconventional family, just the way they liked it.

THE END

A/N: If you have read my stories before you know that I like to end my stories before they get to drawn out and I felt that this was a good place to end it. Please no mean reviews just because you want the story to go on because I like how it ended and I don't mean to sound selfish but most of the time I write for myself and post them just for shits and giggles. I do hope you enjoyed it though and if not I didn't force you to read it so don't blame me.

WINNERS

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