Organization Days

Long time yep yep. This isn't a real chapter though. It's a special! Haven't seen those for a while huh? Yeah well I got the idea a while ago and I wanna use it. So this chapter has nothing to do the current arc and what not. I'll try not to be bias, but you can totally see it.

On a side note, KH3D english version... WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR VOICES?! They sound so different and weird! Maybe it's just me and I haven't been obsessed with KH like normal for a while. That or I'm just used to their japanese voices.

That reminds me, I forgot all about Luxord for like the past 40 chapters... How come no one told me?

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Chapter 49 Special: Organization XIII Vs. Class Zero

"Hey guys! It's Sora! I along with a panal of impartial, or at least semi-impartial, judges for today's special event." Along the side of the outer wall of Radiant Garden's Castle sat Riku, Kairi, Squall from Final Fantasy VIII (not Leon), Cloud (FFVII), and Lightning (FFXIII) behind a table. Only one of them was perky and excited while the rest were either bored or annoyed. "You see-"

"HEY ROXAS!" cried Xion who pushed Sora a bit, much to the latter's surprise.

"I'm Sora! I just said it a moment ago too... I don't need you to make Roxas mad at me even more and think that I'm trying to steal his identity!"

"Yeah, whatever! I'm the host, so let ME do the talking! You're just a mere judge!"

"You were late... I just thought that I'll help out and-"

"I was -FASHIONABLY- late." Xion had on her uniform like usual. Looks liked everyday fashion until she walked passed the panel. On her back was a chocolate advertisement... "I don't need you help so just go sit down at the wall of shame-" The judges gave Xion a 'hey!' look. "I mean... the judgy area... place... yeah... Right! So here's the gist! A couple of days days ago, these crazy but lovable hooligans we call Organization XIII sent a letter of challenge to this group called... Class Zero because we found out that we are kinda similar so we wanna see who is better in all sorts of stuff! Yesterday, they responded to our challenge. So here we all are in the pretty and neutral Radiant Garden, home to many of the Organization members and Final Fantasy people. Our judges are Sora, Riku, and Kairi who have mixed feelings about the Organization so they may or not be biased. The other judges are Squall, Cloud, and Lightning... That sound like a storm... They aren't from around here and they don't really know any of these people so they probably are the least biased." Xion drank some water and took a deep breath. "A word from our judges who aren't Sora?"

"WHAT?!" Sora complained.

"YOU ALREADY TALKED!"

"Get to the point already!" Riku shouted.

"Grumpy aren't we...? Calm down, bro, we're almost done with the intro!"

"I'm not Repliku! You introduced me and you forgot already... Ugh."

"Oh yeah, you aren't in a grass skirt either! Oops."

"I'm excited. I'm never seen one of these events before," Kairi giggled.

"That's nice."

"Just start already..." Squall grumbled.

"How did I agree to this...?" Cloud pondered in his seat.

"I blame Snow..." Lightning scoffed. She got a thumbs up from the crowd, preassumbly from Snow.

"OKAY! Today we got a huge audience just for this event! I see Disney people, Namine, Terra, Aqua, Ven- Oh there's bro!" Xion pointed to a silver haired kid. "Um... More Final Fantasy people... More Disney... Right, let's call in the the contestants! We have the original Organization XIII! Not sure if that's a good thing! Wel...come... Eh... Erm... X-xemnas..." Xemnas entered with a lot of boos from various Kingdom Hearts characters. Some trash were thrown at him. "DON'T HIT ME! Ahem... Well, we already know who's not liked... Next we have..." Xion gulped, reluctant to invite the next guest. "Xigbar..." The eye patch dude entered with less boos and at least no garbage was tossed. "Right after we have Fatty- I MEAN XALDIN! DON'T HURT ME!" The hairy man glared at the doll for that remark and made a mental note to get her later. "Now we got my frail, old daddy, Vexen! Don't hurt yourself!"

"Xion! I'm not that old!"

"Love you too, daddy!" Vexen gave out an baffled expression. "Welcome, Lexaeus!" A huge, muscular man walked next to the others calmly. "Okay, next we have... GAH! Drop my cards..." Xion kneeled down to pick up cue cards and what not.

"Do you really need notes for introducing the Organization that you are a part of...?" Riku dare asks.

"No, but this makes it look cooler and more official like."

"..."

"Anyways, next we got Zexion!" No one came out and everyone just glanced at the spot where they enter from. "Hello? Zexion?"

"He fell asleep..." Saix reported as he carried or dragged the dozing boy out.

"And here's Saix too. Next we got his bestest friend and our nanny-"

"XION! I AM NO ONE'S NANNY!" roared a fiery man who came out, with an accusing finger directed at the host.

"He reminds me of someone I don't like..." Cloud muttered to himself.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Axel. Now stop blocking the entrance!" Xion shooed him off, with Axel returning the hand motion. Next we got the total opposite of the hot head here, water boy Demyx!"

"No need to be name calling..." Demyx walked out normally and took his place in line.

"Whatever. Next is the gambling addict, Luxord!" The character who is left out the most enters after a long absence. "Nine... Ten... Eleven... Ah! After this fool, is Marly!" Luxord and Marly took offense to her statement intro.

"It's Marluxia, you failure..."

"Ah details! Pick up your petals you're littering around! After him, is the sadist... Larxene... YOW!" She was zapped.

"Say it with more enthusiaum at least, you biased little trash..." Larxene hissed.

"... And finally, last but definitely not least, my bestiest friend Roxas!" Roxas entered with a loud, cheering crowd. "Looks like we got a audience favorite here! Don't pick a fight with the judge..." Roxas puffed up his cheek and looked the other way because he was about to do just that. "Now let's introduce the other team. Them dare devil, challengees, Class Zero! First we got Ace! Ah, so full of yourself that you nicknamed yourself 'Ace', eh?" A blond boy in a red and black uniform entered.

"It's my real name..." the boy responded, leaving Xion silent for a moment. She just stared before silently lifting up her cards, gazing at them. She shook her head.

"Um... Yeah! Okay! Whatever! Next is... Deeeeuuuuz...?"

"It's Deuce," a brown hair girl holding a flute corrected.

"Sounds like-"

"Get on with it already!" Riku threw a shoe at the doll.

"OW! OKAY OKAY! HOLD YOUR HORSES! What the... A shoe?" Xion picked up the footwear. "Isn't it kinda tiny for your big feet?"

"... It's not mines and Sora's feet are much bigger..."

"Hey! Don't drag me into this!" Sora complained.

"Quiet down! Let's see next is Trey!" A blond man walked in. "Following is... Cater...? Ooh! Are you gonna bring us food?!"

"Hey! Don't use my name for your lame puns!" A fiery girl lectured.

"So you aren't giving us food...?"

"You were serious...?"

"Uhh..."

Among the contestants, sleepy head woke up and whispered to Vexen, "Nice kid you got there. She's as smart as you."

"Why you..." The scientist grumbled. "Xion! Stop acting like a fool!"

"Fool?! Acting?! Shut up! You're gonna strain yourself!" She retaliated.

"... Insolent little brat..." The other snickered. "You do realize that she also represent us, don't you...?" They faces immediately turned grim. He was right. She's one of them... Somewhat...

"Is someone talking behind my back...? Xion asked, looking around. She look a the Organization who all pointed at Vexen. "Daddy, shut up. Ahem! Where was I...? Oh, next is Sink (Cinque)..." A girl walked out. She looked an awful lot like Aerith. Cloud did a spit take and then choked on some remaining water. He seems like he's dying yet no one's doing anything about it. "OKAY! Then it's... Sike or Sick... How do you say that...?"

"It's Sice! How hard was that? It's a lot easier than those guys' name!" the girl defended herself while thrusting her accusing finger at the Organization.

"But I know those guys. Not that it's their real names anyways..."

"..."

"Seven?" Xion continued though a bit puzzled at the numerical name. A silver hair girl went straight to her comrades without saying a word.

"She looks an awful lot like you, Lightning," Cloud commented.

"As if..." Lightning denied.

"Whether you believe it or not, it's true..." Squall backed Cloud up.

"Eight? What's next? Nine?" As Xion spoke with a laugh, two guys, one a brunette and one blond, entered not laughing.

"What's so funny about our names?!" Nine, the blond man, roared.

"... Let me guess... They're your real names..." They gave a nod. "Is Ten next?"

"There's no one named 'Ten'," Ace responded. Xion looked at her cards.

"Tiz?" No one came out.

"She's not here."

"... Do you have a replacement?"

"No?"

"Uhh... We'll deal with that later! Come out, Jack." Another blond man entered. "OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS YOU LOOK LIKE DEMYX!" Everyone else was pretty surprised too.

"W-what?" Jack was startled by that sudden exclamation.

"OH GEEZ YOU EVEN SOUND EXACTLY LIKE HIM!"

"I have a twin?" Demyx asked. He ran to Jack. Both of them examined each other, mirroring one another's movement. Then they both stated, "I don't see it." No one said anything for a moment.

"Yeah yeah yeah... Just go back to your sides. Next Queen- Wait what? King after? What is this? A deck of cards?" The final two members of Class Zero entered the stage. They weren't very happy about Xion's rather rude comments.

"We're going against a bunch of kids? We're gonna be hated for child abuse," Xigbar commented.

"Shut up, Xigbar... You do it all the time..." The other members muttered.

"Ah, you all got beat up by a kid, a duck, and a dog, and in some cases a different kid!" They glared at Xion while Sora and Riku looked the other way. "Well, with everyone here now, let's get started! Round one!" Xion opened an envelope that laid on the table at the panel. "Eh? Cooking? And to think I wanted to see a good fight... Well each team pick someone to cook!"

"What does this have to prove?" someone asked.

"That someone from one group can cook better than the other? I don't know! I didn't pick these. There's a lot of random ones." The groups huddled and whispered amongst each other, though in the Organization's case, excluded certain people. "Got someone? Step forward!" Zexion stepped, or rather was pushed, forward. Class Zero, the crowd noticed that they're playing janken (rock, paper, scissors) to decide. Cater stepped forward. "Oh so you can make food!"

"OH LET THAT GO ALREADY!" she cried. Xion snapped her finger and everything they need came through the door.

"Okay, you can make whatever you want. You have to satisfy the judges over there. You can ask them what they like but they can only give hints. You get one hour. Good luck!" Cater went to interrogate the judges whereas Zexion just started cooking immediately.

"Zexion, go ask!" Axel yelled at his ally who simply ignored him and proceeded to speed chopping after selecting some ingredients.

"I think I know what he's going to make..." Lexaeus sighed.

"What?" The red head looked at the huge man.

"You'll see..."

"So, do you like sweets?" Cater stood in front of the panel. Four of them kept a poker face. Kairi nodded.

"I do but Riku won't let me have candy..." Sora explained.

"Uh... What do you think about cookies?"

"I love cookies! But-"

"Sora, just nod or shake your head... Don't give everything away..." Riku interfered. Cater returned to the 'kitchen' to start cooking. She looked around and gathered some ingredients and mixed them. After twenty minutes, both of them were in the cooking and or baking process. The audience whispered amongst each other and some of the judges had worried expressions. After all, they have to taste it. Let's just say... The two had... interesting cooking methods.

"TIME'S UP! STOP COOKING! DROP EVERYTHING!" Xion shouted. Everyone stared at her. They've been done for about five minutes. "Ahem. Cater, bring your whatever-it-is to the judges." Cater took her plate and some to each of the judges.

"OOH COOKIES!" Sora happily exclaimed. He took a bite, which was practically swallowing the whole thing, and everyone watched and waited for his reaction. He was still for a moment, then a little blue. He fell over.

"Sora!" his friends cried. He soon woke up but with a grim expression.

"I saw the light," Sora simply stated. The other judges refused to eat it.

"You gotta try it. Remember, that idiot swallowed it. He could of choked." Xion ordered. Strangely, Sora didn't try to defend himself. Hesitantly, each of the judges took a small bite and dropped it.

"It's hard as rock!" Riku complained.

"Too sweet too..." Kairi commented weakly.

"Are you trying to kill us?" Squall glared.

"... I think I saw the light too..." Cloud responded.

"Worst. 'Cookie'. Ever." Lightning coughed.

"It's okay, you still have a chance! Though it's very... slim..." Xion tried to encourage the disappointed girl. "Zexion, you're up." He gave each of the judges a brownie. "My weakness... Chocolate... Good thing, I'm not a judge but I think we already have a winner."

"Is that what you expected?" Axel whispered to Lexaeus.

"No, I thought he was going to make pickled vegetables again," he replied. Sora picked it up and this time, cautiously took a bite. His expression perked up a bit.

"It's pretty good," Sora finished his piece. The others took a bite.

"Eh, it's edible," Riku commented.

"It's not bad," Kairi added.

"Better than hers," Squall stated.

"It's a bit bland," Cloud stared at his portion.

"Could have been worse," Lightning grumbled.

"We have a rather... Negative and spiteful crowd..." Xion commented. "Well, I think we have a winner! Better luck next time, Class Zero."

Organization XIII: 1 point

Class Zero: 0 point

"Next challenge! Oh, you're playing Thirteen, or Big Two. Whatever you want to call it. Each team pick two representatives!" Xion snapped her fingers. Some people entered and removed the unnecessary stuff and brought in a table and a deck of cards. Organization XIII picked Luxord but they weren't sure about the partner.

"We need someone with luck and skills..." Saix muttered.

"Like...?" Axel asked. They ended up playing janken.

"What?! I don't want to play with that cheater!" Marluxia cried.

"Well that cheater is on our side. Get over it and WIN!" Class Zero selected Ace and Eight. They sat down at the table and picked up their cards. The unlucky su- I mean the upset Marly got to start since he held the lowest three. They went clockwise: Luxord, Ace, Eight. They began by getting rid of most of their lowest cards. Each made sure to pay attention to their opponent's expressions. In he end Luxord won.

"And we have a winner! Though... I don't trust him... I bet he cheated..." Xion muttered. She looked at the judges who shrugged. They thought they saw something but it was too fast. When it got down to the two card users (the other two were stuck with low cards), it became really difficult to tell since they were fast. "The point goes to Organization XIII... I'm happy for ya but... I'm not sure if it was a clean challenge..."

Organization XIII: 2 points

Class Zero: 0 points

"I'm sorry guys," Ace apologized to his friends who assured him that it's alright. Eight had no idea what he was doing. He wasted all his good cards in just the first round.

"Doesn't look too good for you guys. Maybe you'll win the next one. Alright! Moving on. Oh, you guys got a singing contest! Please don't make our ears bleed. Be glad it's not a duet, but you can have instruments." Organization XIII instantly looked at sitar boy, Demyx.

"We're counting on you. Don't screw up our perfect score!" Roxas told Demyx who grew nervous.

"Hehehehe. I'll try my best!" he responded.

"Drat! We used our ace," Jack cursed.

"I don't think I can go twice," Ace added.

"Well we are short one person," Queen reminded. "However, we should wait on it. Don't you boys have a band?"

"We do, however we don't have a vocalist," King informed. Light bulb.

"Jack, you're going," Class Zero decided.

"Why me?" Jack asked.

"Well, they're picking the guy you look and sound like."

"That doesn't mean I'm as good as him."

"You can try." He sighed, he wasn't getting out of it.

"We'll back you up," Trey assured.

"Okay. I have a bad feeling about this... We got the twins," Xion commented. "Demyx you can start." He played his sitar and sang 'Primal Innocence'. "Maybe I should have let you guys go first." Jack played the drums while singing 'Messenger' with Trey on keyboard and King on bass.

"..." The judges looked at each other.

"Well?"

"... We'd like to say a tie..."

"Ah... I knew this was coming! I BLAME YOU DEMYX!"

"What?! Why me?"' Number IX cried. "I did my best!"

"You didn't do well enough or bad enough!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"

"Well, as an Organization member, I want you to do BETTER! But as a host, I'd like for one of you to do better. Okay, enough picking on him."

Organization XIII: 2.5 points

Class Zero: .5 points

"You guys aren't gonna yell at me, are you...?" Jack meekly asked.

"Nah, you got us partial points at least," Seven comforted him.

"Let's continue with our next thingy!" Xion grabbed another envelop off the counter and read it. "'Dear Xion, q'- Oops, wrong one!"

"No, read it," the judges ordered.

"Okay... 'Dear Xion, quit lagging it and get to the point. You're commentary is annoying. Love, everyone.' HEY! How rude! ... Fine! I'm out of here! Repliku, you take over!"

"Not if he's there!" Repliku denied. He didn't want to be near Riku.

"FINE! Namine?"

"No, I'm going to be biased," Namine reasoned.

"... Oh yeah... Roxas's here... I blame you, Roxas!"

"What did I do?!" the blond boy demanded to know.

"Mickey! Can you please take over?"

"Sure, pal!" the mouse came up from the audience.

"Why do you ask him nicely but not us...?" Repliku complained.

"'Cause it's Mickey Mouse, duh! I'll be in the audience..." Xion sat near the front in the crowd.

"Alrighty everyone, I'm your new host, Mickey Mouse. Let's go onto our next challenge, shall we?" Mickey receive a card from the counter and read it. "The next event is chubby bunny. How many marshmallows can you stuff in your mouth, without eatting it. One brave soul from each side please step up."

"It's all yours," the Organization members pushed Xaldin forward.

"..."

"Remember: DON'T SWALLOW IT!"

"..."

"Alright," Class Zero huddled up together trying to decide who can do this next challenge. They needed to catch up; they're losing pretty badly. "So... Who wants to go against that guy...?" There was a moment of silence. Stares were passed back and forth around each other, getting really awkward. "Anyone who hasn't gone?"

"... ."

"Someone?"

"Fine, I'll go." Queen volunteered reluctantly.

"Good luck!" her team called out. The two participants glared at each other with bags of marshmallows next to them.

"Ready... Begin!" Mickey signaled.

Xaldin stuffed one fluffy marshmallow into his mouth, looked at Queen defiantly and said "Chubby Bunny."

Queen gave an icy glare, stuffed one into her mouth, and said "Chubby Bunny" loudly and clearly. The audience oohed. They went back and forth for impressingly several turns. They must have really big mouths or they're like hamsters and have inner pouches... On the tenth round, one of them could not go on anymore! Stuffed with aching cheeks and jaws, Xaldin failed to say the words!

"GASPS!" All the Organization members were shocked! STUNNED!

Queen placed one last one in her mouth and said the words, very clearly: Chubby Bunny.

"How intense... The atmosphere... It's hard to breathe..." one of the judges commented.

"HE LOST?! WHAT!? XALDIN! WE ARE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! FIRST YOU LOST TO BELLE AND NOW QUEEN?! MAN YOU SUCK WITH ROYALTY!" Xion cried. There were some held back chuckles around.

"GREAT JOB QUEEN! Didn't know you were so good at this game," her classmates praised.

"I beat everyone at parties with this," she responded.

Organization: 2.5

Class Zero: 1.5

"They're catching up! And it's all your fault!" Larxene blamed both Demyx and Xaldin.

"Hey! In my defense, I got us partial points!" Demyx reminded.

"That's not good enough!"

"You're hard to please..."

"Alright folks, the next challenge is imitation!" Mickey continued on with the event. "You can imitate anyone you want."

Roxas stated "Don't worry guys! I got this." The Organization rejected his voluntary position. "Why NOT?!"

"Oh... We know very well what you'll do... Plus we need you to do something else. You're the ace up our sleeves."

"Really?! I a-"

"Shut up!" Lexaeus stepped up and everyone was surprised but also wanted to see what he'll do.

"We're counting on you, Deuce."

"I'll give it my best." The two went to Mickey and awaited his signal.

"Okay! Lexaeus, who or what will you be imitating?" the mouse asked.

"A saiyan going super saiyan," he replied.

"Oh. Shoot..." Some of them muttered. Zexion took cover, which prompted everyone else to do so.

"Oh, what's that-" Lexaeus charged up with the sounds and shouts and stuff. Emitting such powerful energy that his power level is (way) over nine thousand! He's a magnet! At the end he managed to attract a yellow wig to his head.

"What in the world...?" the judges muttered.

"Let's watch a clip of the saiyans going super saiyan for comparison," Mickey suggested after getting back to his original position before he was gravitationally pulled onto the 'super saiyan'. After the video, the judges each held up a number. From left to right it was: 10, 7, 10, 5, 7, 3. "Looks like the Final Fantasy judges are a little hard to please while our buddies here are easier to please. Might you explain why you chose what you did?"

"Well, he's got the power up down and even the blond hair! That's pretty cool!" Sora explained.

"We know who's gullible too." Riku commented on his friend. "But I was not impressed that his power level is over nine thousand. In other words, the imitation wasn't that great but I was a little impressed."

"Looked pretty convincing to me," Kairi smiled.

"I've seen better..." Squall grumbled. Everybody gave him the look of 'really?'

"It was pretty good. But, not good enough for a ten," Cloud vaguely explained.

"Please, you went the other way... Saiyans repel; you attract," Lightning scoffed. With that, they had to watch the clip once more to see it.

"Okay, what or who will you imitate, Deuce?" Mickey asked.

"I'm going to do a dub of a scene." She gave them a link to look up on a site. They had the video up but muted. Deuce said a few lines and sang a song. Then they replayed the video with sound. Thus they compared. And...

"OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS! THEY SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME! IT'S LIKE THE DEMYX AND JACK THING ALL OVER AGAIN!" Xion exclaimed from her seat.

Judging, left to right: 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 8. LIGHTNING! PERFECT KILLER!

"That was awesome!" Sora applauded.

"Wow, that was perfect," Riku commented.

"Amazing!" Kairi cheered.

"I heard nothing wrong," Squall sighed.

"Wait, are you the person in the video?" Cloud asked, only for several stares to be gazed on him.

"You just had to pick a scene where the girl doesn't sing that great," Lightning complained.

"Well, in any case Class Zero caught up with this round!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!" The Organization cried. "We're disappointed in you Lexaeus."

"But that was my best!" They sighed. They have to kick things up a notch.

Organization: 2.5

Class Zero: 2.5

"The next event is a three person play!" Mickey read aloud.

"What," uttered the Organization.

"The next event is a three person play!"

"What."

"Don't make me repeat again."

"We heard you, but... what."

"..."

"What kind of play?"

"Any!"

"...So who wants to embarrass themselves?" Each of the Organization members backed up.

"Should I pick?" Mickey offered because of the stalemate amongst attempted decision.

"Please do..."

"Okay! Vexen, Larxene, Roxas."

"WHAT!"

"You decide what to do. Class Zero, do you need help too?"

"Sure," they replied.

"Trey, Seven, King"

"You have half an hour to prepare." The organization members huddled up.

"So what are we going to do? We can't do a damsel in distress thing because Larxene will never play such a role and I'm not going to play the damsel." Roxas awaited their response.

"Well, what do you all know?" asked Vexen.

"Ice cream."

"No." Larxene looked at a pile of books and grabbed whatever was closest. The book is Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There.

"I'm not playing Alice." Larxene stated.

"Wait, there is something else in there that we could play. There are only three characters: father, son, antagonist. Lucky for you Larxene, you get the evil role."

"Fun."

"Cool, am I the father or the son?" Vexen and Larxene gave Roxas an 'are you serious?' look. "Just kidding."

"So... What are we doing...?" Seven asked Trey and King. They weren't sure either and like the opposing party, they grabbed a book too. "What? No way."

"Come on, let's just get it over it. It'll be fun," Trey said.

"That role is degrading."

"You're the only girl in the group," King added.

"I don't care."

"We'll make it fast."

"Ughh... I really don't want to..."

"King, which character are you going to be?" Trey asked. King just gave him a look. "Oh, okay." After some time, the preparation was over and Mickey gave them a signal to get ready.

"We're not going first," Larxene declared.

"Fine, chicken," Seven taunted.

"What was that you brat...?" Larxene had intense electric shocks around her.

"Whoa! Control yourself!" Roxas called.

"I'm gonna tear that witch to shreds..."

"No sabotaging," Mickey ordered. "I would add 'no hostility' but that's impossible for you. Just begin."

Seven went to the middle of the stage with a flower in her hand. She started plucking the flower petals off. King ran onto the stage, grabbed her, and ran offstage with Seven screaming. Curtain closed and then opened a few seconds later. King is onstage with a fake mustache.

"Hear ye, hear ye! Princess Seven has been kidnapped. Reward for the savior is her hand in marriage." Trey walked on stage with a stage light following him and all other lights are off.

"Princess Seven has been kidnapped? How horrible. Reward is her hand in marriage? That means if I rescue her, I can feed my seven starving brothers. Yippee! Off I go to save her!" Trey ran off stage. Curtain closed and opened again. This time King is on stage and Seven is tied to a chair.

"So... why did you kidnap me? Is it for money?" Seven asked drily.

"Of course it's for the money! Although if you think about it, your parents seem to care more about money than your life since they have not sent a single cent." King started pondering. I wonder if all damsels in distress had this problem.

"Then I guess that means it's useless keeping me here."

"No matter. I can use you for a sacrifice to make me all powerful!" King laughed evily. Seven screamed for help. Trey jumped in through a fake window. Trey pointed his index finger at King.

"RELEASE HER AT ONCE YOU EVIL FIEND!" Trey shouted. He has an arrow pointed at King.

"Fool! Do you think you can defeat me?!" King pointed his pistols at Trey. Trey looked pale.

"O-of course! Now release her or I'll shoot!" Trey accidentally released his arrow and the arrow hit one of the ropes. The overhanging sandbag fell on top of King. He's defeated. Trey looked surprised but quickly shook it off. "I'll untie you now Princess!"

"Oh goody." King threw the sandbag off and narrated.

"And so Trey married Princess Seven and they... kind of lived happily ever after." On stage, Seven bossed Trey around and Trey kept apologizing. Guess she found out that he wanted to marry her for her money. "Princess Seven had sympathy for Trey's starving brothers but she is not very happy that he married her for money. So they reached upon an agreement that kept them both satisfied. He does her bidding, she gives him all the money he wants. The end."

Judges: 9, 8, 10, 7, 8, 6.

"I like happy endings." Sora muttered.

"Eh. Whatever." Riku didn't really care.

"Well, the last part makes sense and they're both happy." Kairi stated.

"Sucks for him." Squall grumbled. Cloud didn't have anything to say.

"Worse. Battle. Ever." Lightning commented.

"Well, there you have it folks. Now it's Organization XIII's turn." Mickey goes offstage. Larxene goes onstage, with hood on, and spoke, "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves/Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;/All mimsy were the borogoves,/And the mome raths outgrabe."

Larxene left the stage and pulled a background of a village in view. The background looked like it was all drawn in crayons. Vexen is on stage with Roxas. They both wore normal clothes.

Vexen faced Roxas and said "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!/ The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!" He used hand motions to represent 'jaws' and 'claws'. "Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun/The frumious Bandersnatch!"

Roxas spoke and acted, "He took his vorpal sword in hand:/Long time the manxome foe he sought—/So rested he by the Tumtum tree,/And stood awhile in thought./And as in uffish thought he stood," Here, Larxene came out and started attacking him savagely. "The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,/Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,/And burbled as it came!/One, two! One, two! and through and through/The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!" Larxene lied on the ground and snuck a fake head up to her face. "He left it dead, and with its head/He went galumphing back." Oddly enough, the fake head looked like a child's drawing. Roxas seemed to breathing rather heavily.

Vexen came back on stage and spoke to Roxas, "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?/Come to my arms, my beamish boy!/O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" The two hugged but they look disgusted.

Larxene continued the narration, "He chortled in his joy." Vexen did some strange cheering. "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves/Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;/All mimsy were the borogoves,/And the mome raths outgrabe."

Judges: 10, 9, 10, 7, 5, 3

"Happy ending!" Sora and Kairi cheered.

"Nice job Roxas." Riku praised. Roxas is currently drinking a gallon of water but when he heard what Riku said, he did a spit take on Axel.

"YUCK! ROXAS!" Axel hit Roxas on the head. Roxas ignored him due to a strong coughing fit.

"It's kind of redundant. Hero defeats bad guy, happy ending. Whoopee..." Squall sarcastically stated.

"What just happened?" Cloud asked. "I liked the fight though."

"I have no tolerance for nonsense poems." Lightning remarked. Larxene blamed Vexen for his choice in plays. The rest of the Organization blamed all three.

Organization: 2.5

Class Zero: 3.5

The Organization looked at their remaining members. Marluxia started uttering "We're doomed... We're doomed..." The members believed that Saix and Axel are their only hopes left.

Class Zero seemed quite satisfied. Ten still is missing but they'll worry about that later.

"The next challenge is: how long can a person hold his/her breath?" Mickey looked at the two groups and waited for the contestants.

The remaining Organization members stared at each other, wondering who can hold out the longest.

"It's a breath holding contest, not a staring contest you idiots!" Xion exclaimed at the members. She received death glares in response. Axel stepped forward. With Class Zero, Nine stepped forward.

"Okay, take a deep breath and hold for as long as you can. Ready, go!" Mickey started the timer.

At ten seconds, both looked okay. At twenty, still nothing. Thirty, Nine started turning pale. Axel doesn't struggle. Forty, Nine is slightly blue. Axel is texting to Roxas. At fifty, Nine is clearly blue. Axel is speed texting. At sixty seconds, Nine is on the ground, struggling to hold on. Axel is on the verge of laughter. The Organization noticed this and knocked out Roxas. At seventy seconds, Nine couldn't hold on anymore but laughter burst out before he took a breath. Axel is laughing at a picture on his phone!

"Nine is the winner!" Class Zero rushed to Nine's side and placed an oxygen mask on his face.

"You could have died!" Class Zero continued lecturing Nine.

The Organization is seething. Axel is now tied up to a chair. The members seemed ready to torture him. The next three must succeed. Marluxia seems convinced that they are doomed.

Mickey cleared his throat and said, "The next challenge is Whack-a-mole!" Mickey holds out toy hammers. Saix and Cinque seem determined to win. "Ready, go!"

At first, the moles come out at a comfortable pace but soon become immensely quick. Both sides are having trouble hitting the moles. Saix is frustrated but Cinque is calm. Saix went berserk and whacked around like the lunatic he is. Cinque started panicking since Saix suddenly had a boost in points. In the end, Saix had five hundred points whereas Cinque had one hundred forty.

Organization: 3.5

Class Zero: 4.5

"Good job Isa!"

"Shut up Lea, I'm disappointed in you."

"Get over it. Ow!"

Mickey drew the next contest out of a paper bag. "Here we go folks! The next one is target practice!" Organization looked at Xigbar. "Dodge the bird poop carefully!"

"Eh?!" exclaimed both sides.

"So the contestants are Xemnas and Sice. No corridor of darkness! And...begin!" A swarm of angry birds fly out. The birds are so angry, due to the fact that their keepers forced them into constipation and then gave them food that allows plenty of bowel movement, that they want to release their contents upon people. They ran their way through while using whatever they have at their disposal to their advantage and that meant Xemnas's sucky shield and Sice's scythe. The former also used the lesser Nobodies to take the damage- er poop, much to their disdain. Sice used her agile speed to get farther than Xenmas. Them vicious birds raged and dispensed their waste at rapid pace and in such unpredictable patterns that neither of the two could escape the wrath clean! In the end, Xemnas managed to get through with just one less filth, but the birds got him head on in the eye! Ew.

"The winner of this stinky mess is Xemnas," Mickey declared with a bunch of boos in from the crowd and some laughter. "Go ahead and clean up." They hurried to separate showers. "Alright now the final event that will decide everyone since they're at a tie... Get ready for the final event! Up next is... Who can appease this wild lion?"

"Oh goody..." Xigbar muttered bitterly. He has no idea how to approach this.

"Wild lion... Ace, you're going," Class Zero decided. Ace swallowed his fear and took a deep breath. Cater waved a white flag only to be lectured by her classmates.

"Who wants to go first?" Mickey asked.

"Let's just get this over with," Xigbar stepped up. He walked towards the lion who growled and turned its back to him. "Okay lion, I don't like you and you don't like me. That's fine and dandy but let's put that aside for today."

"Oh please," replied the lion, Scar.

"Come on don't be like that. I can help you."

"How? By standing there looking like a fool?"

"Ouch. I know you want Pride Rock. I can help ya with that."

"I'm listening..."

"What do you say? Work with me and you'll get it."

"Sounds... Like an empty promise."

"Do I look like someone who doesn't keep his end of the bargain?"

"Yes."

"Wow you're difficult, but I do keep my promises." Sora stood up only to be forced down by his friends. "Yo, Xemnas. When we take over the Pride Lands, leave the king there. This guy doesn't want it."

"Do you take me for a fool? I don't need your help."

"Please, you need all the help you can get. You're desperate. Everyone can see it."

"... Okay fine." Scar purrs unconvincingly, but still purrs.

"Your turn, kid." The opponents were dumbfounded that he bribed the lion.

"Give it your best, Ace," his friends called. Ace walked forward to the lion that did the same thing he did to Xigbar in the beginning. Ace attempted to pet him only for the latter to growl.

"Uh..." He gave him a ball of yarn. Scar found himself playing with it for a while then he pawed himself in the face to stop. Ace let loose a fake mouse but Scar didn't fall for it. He gave him milk.

"What do you take me for? A house pet? I'm not a kitty-pet." Scar asked.

"I'm just trying to be your friend."

"Not working, kid." Ace tried twenty-five other ways but all failed. He then sang 'Zero'. "If you're gonna sing, sing some more upbeat songs."

"Uh... I got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." he continued singing the coconut song that Scar seemed to enjoy. He continued to sing until Scar eventually purred.

"Okay time to compare the times... Xigbar took five minutes and twenty-eight seconds. Ace took- Wow! Five minutes and twenty-eight seconds! It's a tie!"

"WHAT?!" the Organization screamed.

"So the final score is Organization XIII with five points and Class Zero with five points! It's another tie!" Neither side felt great about this. All that just for a tie. A tie... Oh that's going to haunt both sides. Will there be a rematch? Maybe years later. A tie breaker? Neither are in the mood to go on with the foolishness. The Organization blamed Axel and Roxas because Axel could have easily won if it weren't for Roxas making him laugh. They still hate them for that and are not going to let it go. At least, not for a long while. Both teams stormed out of the world and returned home trying to get their minds off it.

...

Whoopie. It's over. Now back to the arc in the next chapter. That arc may end in maybe five or so chapters.

Kitty pet is a reference to Warriors, something I haven't read in a long time.

My sister took over for part of it and some of the decisions belong to her.

R&R please.