In Heat
by DanichT02
Author's Note: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!
Propping her thin face on the palm of her hand, Ino sighed as her sky blue eyes starred bored out into the streets of Konoha. The Yamanaka Flower Shop has been dead for the past few days, seeing as many people are busy with missions or other things.
Her mother was one of them, and her dad was likely out at the bar with Shikaku and Choza. She scratched her ponytail and sighed again. The daylilies, roses, and tulips had just blossomed for Spring and yet no one has come in to buy them.
"What's the sense of Spring if no one is appreciating the value of its flowers?" she asked herself, knowing full well that she wouldn't be getting an answer. And Ino could have sworn she saw a dust clump roll across her shop's tiled floor.
Veins popping, face scrunched up, Ino furiously wrote a quick note to her mother that she was taking a break from the shop. Remembering to sign it as 'Love, Ino'. Her mother always did get upset whenever she didn't put the 'love' there.
Shoes clicking, she immediately let her thoughts race through her mind on what she could do while she was out.
She could always get a bite to eat, or shop for clothes — I mean weapons, or hang out with friends.
….
Oh it was no use. Her mind couldn't think of anything to do at the moment. And when that usually happened, Sakura was there to help her and decide an activity for them to do. And then it clicked.
She could just go visit Sakura. Then they would find something so amazingly awesome to do that they would be the hit of the town. Smirking, her white teeth gleamed in the sunlight and she raced down the street to where her best friend was located at.
She passed many villagers but ignored their smart ass replies whenever she bumped into them. Continuing on with her search for her pinkazoid friend with the large forehead.
'I wonder what Forehead is even doing right now.'
_ _
"Sakura, you have to go."
"I don't wanna,"
"Hag, just go, none of us want to see your ugly face."
"Shut up! I'm waaaaaay prettier than you so you can just shove that hag and ugly right up your—"
"Sakura-chan! We have to see Baa-chan or else she'll kill us!"
"And is that a bad thing?"
"YES! I haven't even eaten all of the flavors of ramen yet! I can't die!"
"Dobe, just shut up."
"No you shut up!"
"You."
"You!"
"You."
"You!"
"Both of you shut up, you dingle-hoppers!"
"What the hell is a dingle-hopper, Sakura?"
"It's you and Naruto, Sas-gay!"
"I'm not gay!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Are you positive?"
"Yes!"
"Oh my God! He is gay! And he has AIDS too!"
"Dammit Sakura just shut the hell up!"
"Make me Sas-gay!"
"Oh Yumi, you and your sexy ways are no match for Haruka's seduction."
"…."
"…."
"…."
"…."
"Where is Yamato?"
"Who cares?"
"Yeah,"
"Hn."
"Yea you take her top off you little slut."
"Oh go jerk off to Iruka, Kaka-sensei!"
"WHAT!?"
"…."
"-smile-."
"Sakura,"
"What -glare-."
"I think I liked you better when you were a cat."
"- shock-."
"Hn."
"-smile-."
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU OLD MAN!"
_ _
Ino's long blonde hair swayed from side-to-side as she hurriedly ran away from Sakura's currently abandoned apartment. When Ino hadn't received an answer when she knocked on the door, she was worried that she had been kid-napped.
Or had an awesome one-night-stand with a sexy man and didn't bother to go home in the morning. Or to even tell her about the great sex she had. Or no, she had sex with Lee! And she was too embarrassed to tell anyone about it! Yes that was it!
"Bitch," Ino grunted, getting a glare from a grandmother with her grandkids.
"G-dog, what's a bitch?"
"Uh…."
"Is it an animal?"
"Ooh I want a bitch then!"
"Me too! Can we have a bitch G-dog?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Because!"
"Aw man life's a bitch!"
"Stop it!"
Ino ignored the conversation completely. She had more important things to handle than telling two kids what a bitch was.
"Billboard brow, when I get my hands on you…!" Ino shouted into the streets as she dashed on forward. Eager to find her friend and beat her to a pulp.
It was scorching hot.
The sweaty members of Team Seven shifted awkwardly as the stuffiness was thick in the air. Sakura rolled herself out onto the floor, breathing deeply in and out as she tried to cool herself off. If she were still a cat she would be in heaven, but noooo. She just had to change back into her human form.
Not that that was a bad thing.
Tsunade glared at them all, pissed about her air conditioner breaking, and Izumo and Kotestu purposely getting hurt so they wouldn't have to fix it.
"New results have popped up," she started, using the back of her hand to wipe the sweat off of her forehead and hairline. "during our research, we found that it was a cat-transformation jutsu used back when the village had just gotten the second Hokage.
"It was made for stealth, and what better animal than a cat?"
"So that potion was for stealth missions only?" Naruto asked.
"Correct, but after the first mission it was tested on, it was forbidden."
"Why, shishou?" Sakura asked from the floor.
"Because during the mission, a shinobi from our village tested it and it failed. The jutsu was said to last at least a day or two, but during the mission he transformed back into a human and was killed. The creator of the jutsu was found as a spy for one of our enemy villages and was sentenced to death.
"It's been locked up in secrecy ever since." Tsunade finished, gulping down a glass of water as she did so. Receiving glares from the six members.
"So is that why Sakura's like this?" Yamato asked.
"We think so, but seeing as she was not killed nor on a mission, we can't tell if she'll change back into a cat or become full human again." Tsunade smirked, "Then again, why change to full human? I hear animal traits serve as a great sex appeal."
"Shishou!"
"Kidding, kidding." she laughed as she held up her hand to halt Sakura from lashing out at her. Sakura's cheeks puffed with red as she slumped back to the floor and crossed her arms.
"But, we did find that there are some side-effects to this jutsu."
"Like what," Sasuke grunted.
"When in human form, people that take this may become sexually deprived and in need of a…release. So they might come onto the opposite sex to try and 'mate' with them. And if one doesn't work, they go in search for another."
"What are you saying Baa-chan? Sakura is turning into a hormonal cat whore!?"
"BAKA! I'M NO WHORE!"
"Sometimes I wonder…"
SMACK
"Owie,"
"Serves you right, Naruto-baka." Sakura scoffed as her tail swayed in annoyance. Yamato sweat-dropped as he turned to Tsunade.
"So what do you propose we do?" he asked.
"Keep a close eye on her."
"That's it?" Naruto questioned. He was afraid to mention that Sakura did come onto him the night before. Maybe that was what Tsunade was talking about.
'Wait, did that mean that Sakura-chan wanted to ma-mate with me?' Naruto practically screamed once he realized the fact. His body reacted and it freaked out as well as his mind. Kakashi, Yamato, Sai, Sasuke, Sakura, and Tsunade stared at the spastic boy and wondered what was going on.
When he stopped, his face was bright red and his brows stitched downwards into a frown.
"What's wrong with you, dickless?" Sai asked.
"Probably finally hit puberty." Kakashi dejected as he flipped to another page in his book. Naruto glared and lashed out at him, but Kakashi dodged and Naruto was sent flying out of Tsunade's window and into the street.
"Ah-ha!" an ornery voice cackled. Sakura's cat ears twitched, immediately recognizing said voice.
"I finally found you Forehead! How dare you have sex with Lee and not tell me!?" Ino shouted, jumping into the room from her spot on the window. Sasuke, Kakashi, and Yamato widened their eyes while Tsunade and Sai raised an eyebrow.
"You porker! Where did your little brain come up with that one!?" Sakura shouted, blush covering her face.
"Don't lie to me! You're just embarrassed because you don't want anyone else to know about it! And that's why you weren't at your home this morning!" Ino smirked as she pointed an accusing finger at her friend. Sakura's eyes twitched while Tsunade sighed and shook her head.
Kakashi's mind clicked, and he chuckled. Ino thought Sakura was over at a guys house (even though she was, but not Lee's) and had had a one-night-stand with him.
Sasuke was just shocked beyond belief. He couldn't believe Sakura had sex with Lee.
She had done the nasty.
Did the dirty deed.
Had her cherry popped.
And by that, loser!
"You pig! You've got it all wrong!" Sakura shouted back. "I was out doing errands and then Tsunade called for me and my team! That's why I wasn't at home!"
"Eh, whatever you say Forehead. Whatever you say." Ino smirked. Clicking her tongue she walked over to her friend and wrapped an arm around her neck. But Ino felt a slight tickle and confused, looked down.
Ino's eyes widened as she followed the long furry pink tail to where Sakura's ass would be. Taking a step back, Ino's mouth was a gap as she pointed at Sakura's tail.
"What the hell is that!?"
Suddenly everyone, well everyone that knew about Sakura's transformation, became worried. Ino had found Sakura's tail. Kakashi quickly pushed himself in front of Sakura and pulled up his hitai. Tsukiyomi swirled in his Sharingan eye, and Ino soon became unconscious as she stared into it.
Sakura's ears twitched, and her eyes stared worriedly at her unconscious friend. She had forgotten about her loose tail. She had been uncomfortable with it being trapped inside her long pants, and wanted it to go free-bird.
"I erased her memory of what she just saw. Sai you take her back to her home and then get Sakura back at your place. We don't want anyone else to find out about our secret." Kakashi ordered as Sai, Sasuke, and Yamto nodded. They raced off with Ino in Sai's arms and hurriedly tried to get her back before she woke up.
"Sakura go," he said as she nodded and took off after them, remembering to put her tail back into her pants before she did.
_ _
The wind blew Ino's hair into Sai's face. And sometimes it got into his mouth. Twitching, he tried to spit her hair out, only resulting in him accidentally spitting into her face.
He sweat dropped, but tried to ignore it as he slowed his pace so he could pull the long strand out of his mouth.
Sakura was in front of him and the others as she was leading them to Ino's house. She had concealed allof her cat-like-traits and she seemed like any normal villager. And while the quietness of the group was peaceful, Ino woke up.
She blinked a couple times, blue eyes twitching at the watery sensation on her cheek. Raising her hand to wipe it off, her vision cleared and she stared up at Sai. She blushed.
"Sai-kun, why are you carrying me?" she squeaked. Sai fake smiled down at her.
"You hit your head when you came to see the hokage. Thankfully I was there, and now I'm taking you home."
Ino blushed again.
"How thoughtful, but how do you know where I live?"
"Oh, we're following Sakura." Sai replied. Ino turned her head, and indeed Sakura was ahead of them. She turned her head in the opposite direction and glared once she saw Sasuke and Yamato following her as well as Sai.
Growling she fisted her hands and shouted at Sakura.
"Billboard-brow! How dare you have guys chase after you!"
"Oh calm down you porker! I'm just showing them the way to your house!" Sakura exclaimed back at her blonde friend. Sakura's cheeks puffed again as she glared up at the sky. Why couldn't Ino just keep her big mouth shut for once?
Ino grunted as a reply as she crossed her arms across her chest. Yamato sweat dropped at the scene as he awkwardly smiled. The two girls were more than just rivals, they were best friends. Or better yet, they were frienemies. He chuckled lightly to himself at the realization.
Soon they had made it to Ino's house and she thanked Sai for carrying her home.
"Anything for you, Ms. Beautiful." Sai smiled as she blushed. Sakura rolled her eyes as she crossed her arms. Why was Sai so nice to Ino and not her? She glared at him, but turned once she felt another person's stare directed at her.
When she looked, she saw that it was Sasuke. His Sharingan was spinning and he was glaring at her. She backed away slightly, scared of his glare and immediately looked away. Finding a butterfly more interesting.
Sasuke glared at his pink-haired team-mate. Why did she have to get jealous when Sai paid attention to Ino? It made his cold blood boil. And that was saying something.
"Ok hag, back to my home."
_ _
Night was upon the Hidden Leaf Village once again, and everyone is nestled up into the confines of their respectful homes.
Sakura fluffed out her blanket on Sai's comfortable couch and set up all her sleep-over things to where they should be. Sai came out of the bathroom after getting a shower and brushing his teeth and was now clad in only his boxers.
She took off her clothing and left herself in only her undergarments. Her black push-up bra pushed her ahem now slightly large assets up and they caught Sai's eyes. To be honest, he had only called her a hag because of the way her face was scrunched up when he first saw her.
And all the other times she got furious at Naruto.
It was only until Sakura slapped his face lightly did he stop staring. Sakura had a smirk on her face as her emerald eyes gleamed up at his.
Sai felt himself getting hot. And not the usual fever type hot. Like lower-region is burning and turning on hot. He staggered a bit and moved around her, finding a comfortable seating spot on his couch.
Sakura pouted but went to sit besides him. He flipped through the television channels, searching for something adequate to watch and entertain Sakura with. They found Law Abiding Citizen to be interesting and decided to watch it.
The two flinched whenever something loud rung through the T.V. and or when something shocking happened.
Soon it was over and Sai decided that it was time for bed. Throwing the remote to a lying Sakura, he walked into his room and shut the door.
….
It had to be two in the morning when Sai woke up. His head was sweaty and he was entangled in his bed sheets. He couldn't remember what he was dreaming about, but it must've been eerie to have woken him up so early. He got up and opened his bedroom door.
He figured a nice cold glass of water aught to help with his small insomnia problem and he went into the kitchen to fulfill that goal.
On the way, he noticed that Sakura was not in her bed, but figured she had just gotten up to go to the bathroom or something. But when he was pinned to the floor by an unknown entity he thought otherwise. Coal eyes scanning the dark figure above him, he tried to make out the outline of the person but couldn't figure it out.
The figure did look familiar but Sai just couldn't put his finger on it.
The figure leaned closer and their glowing green eyes gave the hidden person away.
"Hag?" Sai asked, wondering why the hell he was still pinned. Sakura smirked as her punk tongue darted out and she leaned her face down to his. Her wet tongue licked the side of his face, and Sai stared dumbfounded at his wall.
"Meow," Sakura replied leaning back down to lick his face again. Sai panicked and pushed her off. She landed daintily on her feet as her glowing green eyes glared at him. Sai gulped and made a break for his room. But Sakura was fast and she chased him until she pounced on him and the two landed on his bed.
Sai grunted as her hips fell, non-too-graciously, onto his and slammed herself onto his…growing male part. She chuckled at his little Sai poking her as she leaned down and kissed his neck. Sai tried to push her off but she was stronger and just kept kissing his neck until she suddenly stopped.
Taking the moment to push her off, Sai forced his hands upon her and pushed her slightly away from him. And in that moment, everything was still.
Not even a gust of air blew outside.
Sai's clenched eye lids forced themselves to open, and as they did, they noticed Sakura was shaking. Confused his eyes traveled up to her face and saw her emerald green eyes glaring at him.
She had her 'hag' face on.
"Sai…" she growled. Blinking, Sai looked down and noticed his pale hands were on her chest. It was quiet again.
Until a crash sounded.
"PERV!"
_ _
Sasuke's hand twitched as the door opened when he knocked. Sakura sweet-smiled at him and immediately went out the door. He turned and looked after her before turning back and looking at Sai. He was bloodied up and had several bruises on his body. Sasuke raised an eye brow when Sai looked up and smiled at him.
"Hey traitor,"
"Hn,"
"Can you do me a favor?" Sai asked.
"Hn?"
"Sasuke, I want you to touch my dingaling."
SLAM
Sai blinked, and winced when his black eye stung.
"What's so bad about touching my dingaling?"
TBC
Preview for the next chapter
"Itachi!"
"GAARA! YOU STUPID BADGER BASTARD! STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY SAKURA-CHAN!"
"Kaka-sensei, I want you."
'Oh I'm a Goofy-Goober Yeah, A goofy-goober yeah, I'm a goofy-goofy-goofy-goober yea!'
OH my God! Stupid FFN won't let me center things! I'm so pissed :( Oh well, just deal with the fact that the title and the preview isn't centered.
I can't stress that enough. Well Happy Easter and OMG thank you for all your reviews! Thank you all so much! And yes, Gaara and Itachi are going to be in the next chapter! MuhuhahauahahahaahA!
Thanks to: Twisted Musalih, fanpire329, miss kaitlin inuzuka, harunosakua, glassesgirl02, SexyGreenNinja, x l a z y p s y c h o, Akirasan215, Rosabelle the Sarcastic, anon:), TheHolyBlossom, The Girl In The Black Beret, blondebarbievamp, narusakuRULZ, -Tsuki479, CGWG-chan, xSushiixCooki3zx, shamwoohoo, someone, …, and last but not least EGG-chan!
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~DanichT02