ATTENTION! PLEASE READ: Have any of you seen the new Mystery/Drama/Horror series on CBS called Harper's Island? Well I've been thinking of making a Naruto FanFic based on that series and if anyone wants to help me just say it in a review or PM me.
In Heat
By DanichT02
Summary: It wasn't a problem. Sure they're Five hormonal men alongside a cat-transformed Sakura, who just happens to be in heat. But it's nothing the sexy men of Team 7 can't handle.
Warning: May contain curses, flirtation, mentions of making love, and intentional hormonal scenes.
Author
"So let me get this straight. You transformed Sakura into a cat?" Tsunade said skeptically at the five males of Squad 7.
Nod.
Nod.
Nod.
Smile.
"Hn."
" And, how exactly did this happen?"
~*Flashy Backy Wacky*~
" Naruto are you sure about this?" Sakura said nervously as she stealthily moved across the tiled floor. Naruto had just recently come up with an idea to go through Tsunade's secret office to see what kind of jutsu's the village was hiding.
"Of course I am Sakura-chan! I haven't had a great idea like this since the removal of Kakashi-sensei's mask!" Naruto reassured the skeptical pinette.
" And that didn't end too well. Dobe." Sasuke's monotone voice remarked back to the giddy blonde. Naruto turned to glare at the Uchiha when he suddenly smashed, face first, into a rock hard, wooden door. Naruto fell back onto his bum as he rubbed his sore face.
" We're here," Sai said as he gazed up at the door Naruto just smacked into. Kakashi and Yamato finally caught up to the other four members of their team as they surveyed the area and made sure no one was around. Naruto quickly got up and tried to open the door. Unfortunately, it was locked.
"Mm. No how are we going to get inside?" Naruto groaned. "Oh I know! I'll just use Rasengan and-" Naruto started, but didn't get a chance to finish since he was bonked on the head by Sakura's powerful, chakra enhanced fist.
" Baka! Rasengan will make too much noise, and will surely grab attention from other people!" Sakura exclaimed as she glared at the blonde.
" Hmph. Think about your plans first Dobe." Sasuke remarked. Naruto once again glared at the onyx haired ninja.
" Oh yeah!? Well let's see you get us into that room Sasuke-teme!" Naruto challenged as he smugly crossed his arms and grinned. Waiting for the silent Uchiha to make a move. Sasuke shrugged and calmly walked to the door.
" Katon-!"
" Ah let me do this Sasuke-kun," Sakura interveined, "we don't want to start a fire in the Hokage mansion do we?"
Naruto began to laugh uncontrollably as he pointed a finger at the annoyed Uchiha.
" She's right Sasuke, we don't want to set the alarms off and get caught because of your mistake." Kakashi said as he flipped to the next page in his Icha Icha Fanatic book. Sasuke grumbled out a string of curses, but moved to the side anyway. Sakura smiled at him, Naruto grinned back at her while Sasuke looked annoyed. Sai kept his eyes on Sakura, but did a double-take when he didn't see her anymore.
" SHANNARO!" Sakura exclaimed as her fist collided with the wooden barrier. Naruto and Sasuke jumped back a few feet, avoiding to get struck with a piece of dismembered wood.
Sakura stepped over the destroyed door and let herself into the secret room. Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Kakashi, and Yamato followed suit, but were on high-alert incase hidden traps were set up to guard the room.
After finding it harmless, the team roamed around the room to see all the new jutsus that they didn't know about.
" Hey, hey! Look at this! It's a transforming jutsu that can change anyone into a certain animal. So cool!" Naruto exclaimed as he called everyone over to him. Sakura came up next to him and peered over his shoulder to get a better look at the products. They looked like potion bottles and made Sakura a little wary about standing too close to them.
" Oh cool a cat transformation." Naruto said intrigued. As he went to grab for the bottle, another hand became an obstacle for his prize. He glared up at the foreign hand and found himself glaring into the dark pools of Sasuke Uchiha.
"I found this first Sasuke-teme!"
"In your dreams. You have a million other vials to look at, so go look at them." Sasuke remarked as he pulled the cat vial closer to him. Naruto growled at him and pulled the vial back towards him. It was a short but fierce tug-of-war fight between the two rivals when something horrible went wrong. The vial suddenly slipped out of both their hands and was sent flying in the air.
Right at Sakura.
"Sakura-chan! LOOK OUT!" Naruto screamed trying to alert his suddenly- in-danger friend. Sakura turned and looked at Naruto confused until something crashed onto her head.
"NARUTO YOU-!"
POOF
"Meow?"
~*Endy Flashy Backy Wacky*~
" And that's how she got transformed into a cat Lady Hokage." Yamato explained. Tsunade held an angry look on her face. One Naruto knew all too well.
" Look out! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" Naruto exclaimed as he made a dash for the door. The rest of Team 7, besides Sakura, followed suit not wanting to be the one behind Tsunade's wrath filled fist.
"YOU IDIOTS BROKE INTO MY SECRET ROOM AND TRANSFORMED MY APPRENTICE/DAUGHTER INTO A CUTE FLUFFY CAT!? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Tsunade lashed out.
Naruto screamed for his life while the other males of Squad 7 ran for their lives as Tsunade jumped from behind her desk and made a lunge at the frantic men.
" I think we're gonna need a lot more sake if we want to calm her down, huh Tonton?" Shizune sweat-dropped as she looked at her pet pig already expecting the answer.
"Oink,"
" Meow {yup}," Sakura purred.
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" So,"
" So,"
"Hn."
" {giggle]."
Smile.
" What are we going to do with Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked among the group as he stroked her soft pink fur. Sakura purred at his soft touch, and she felt her green eyes slowly becoming heavy.
" Hn. Well we first have to make sure she's healthy. Even if she's a cat." Sasuke interjected.
" Plus we have to figure out the housing arrangements." Kakashi added. Naruto groaned . His brain hurt.
" Fine, let's go see the Leaf Village vet to see if she's healthy and all that crap." Naruto mumbled out as h e headed towards his other rivals house/pet hospital.
The Inuzuka household.
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As the five men, plus one female cat, entered the pet hospital, all the dogs situated in it started barking up a storm. Sakura's green cat irises flew open as she used her cat instincts to get away from the loud pests. Her claws came out and she latched herself onto the nearest thing.
Sasuke's hair.
Sasuke smacked his lips together, preventing him from screeching out in sudden pain from the sharp nails that dug into his head. Sakura's back was hunched up and her tail fur puffed out in all directions. The barking calmed down a bit once Kiba Inuzuka and Akamaru came out from one of the doors to see what all the commotion was about.
" Hey guys! What are you all doing here?" young Inuzuka boy asked as he finally noticed the five men. As he walked up to them though, a small pink fur-ball caught his eyes.
" Yo, what's with the pink cat? Finally coming out of the closet Sasuke?" Kiba asked/joked. Sasuke glared at the dog-loving ninja and suddenly wanted the fellow ninja to burn in hell.
" It's Sakura!" Naruto exclaimed as he quickly changed the subject.
" Whoa, that's Sakura? What happened?" Kiba asked.
" Long story." Yamato replied. Kiba laughed and nodded.
" So what are you guys doing here?"
" Well, we wanted to get Sakura-chan checked out to see if she was healthy or not." Sai said as he fake smiled. Kiba raised an eye-brow at the pale faced ninja, but shook off the confused feeling off.
" Well, my sister is working today, I'll go and see if she's available." Kiba said as he dashed off towards the door he recently came out of.
" Thanks Kiba! I owe you one!" Naruto shouted out towards the brown-haired man. Kiba waved it off as he entered through the door and disappeared behind it.
" I'm so not gonna pay him back." Naruto remarked back to his own statement as he snorted to himself. Sasuke rolled his eyes as he pried Sakura off of his nearly destroyed onyx locks. He set her down onto a nearby red leather seat and sat himself down on the seat next to her. Sakura shifted her eyes nervously as she looked around for nearby k-9s.
Sensing it safe, Sakura relaxed a bit and curled her petite, furry body into a tight pink ball. Just then, Sakura felt herself being picked up by two strong arms.
Kiba's sister, Hana, observed the pink fur-ball until she finally put her back down onto the seat and wrote various information down onto the sheet that was adjusted to the clip board.
" Blondy, Emo, Smiles, and Twig, come with me." Hana called out as she lead the four into the back room.
" Kakashi-sensei, watch over Sakura-chan okay!?" Naruto exclaimed. Kakashi waved him off as he turned yet another page in his porn book.
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" I'll get straight to the point, Sakura's in heat." Hana informed the small group of men. They all held confused faces. Hana sighed, knowing she was going to have to explain to these losers what 'in-heat' meant.
" It means that when an animal is in heat, they are ready or able to reproduce at anytime."
" Oh so you mean that she can mate--" Yamato started out.
"Exactly. So to prevent Ms. Sakura from getting an animal pregnancy, I advise you to make sure she stays away from any hormonal males that might be attracted to her.
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Kakashi yawned and stretched as he sat in the uncomfortable red leather chair. He had finished another Icha Icha book, and he found nothing better to do in the vet once he finished. He sighed and looked over to the pink cat that was sitting in the chair next to his.
As Kakashi went over her new designed features, he suddenly felt an animalistic urge to--
_ _
" So what your basically saying is to make sure no hormonal male animals hump Sakura-chan, right?" Naruto asked. Hana and everyone else sweat-dropped at the blondes blatant excuse.
" Yes,"
_ _
…and ram into her on the bed as he declined from his bliss filled moment. Kakashi smirked at the idea and lightly picked up the pink-haired cat as he set her on his lap and stroked her soft fur. Sakura purred at her sensei's touch, but started feeling uncomfortable once his hand traveled to her chest, towards her stomach, and towards her uncovered six nipples.
"Meow { Um, sensei?}" Sakura purred.
" Sh, sh, sh, don't worry kitten I'll make you feel all better."Kakashi whispered out as his other gloved hand wrapped itself onto her small cat shoulders.
"Meow { Uh-oh}!"
"Come here, let me show you my sword."
" Meow! {Help! This guy is trying to rape me}
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"Well, we'd better go inform Kakashi-sensei on what we found out about Sakura-chan. Naruto said to the other trio. They all nodded as the four of them headed for the door that led them towards the main lobby.
"Hmph, he probably doesn't even care about her. He's probably still reading his perverted book." Sasuke replied.
" Like you're one to talk." Sai replied as he fake smiled. Sasuke glared at his temporary replacement.
" Tch. You don't even belong to this team." He sneered out towards his look-alike.
" At least I have a peni-"
"Whoa, what is Kakashi-senpai doing to Sakura-san?"
"MEOW {HELP! GET THIS PERVERT OFF OF ME}!" Sakura screeched as she tried to claw at Kakashi's masked face.
" OH MY GOD! KAKASHI-SENSEI IS TRYING TO RAPE SAKURA! BELIEVE IT!"
TBC
Preview for (maybe)next chapter:
" No way, you're not staying with Sakura-chan after what you pulled in the vet!"
"C'mon, it was an accident. Besides, I couldn't control myself. Well we'd better keep you far away from her then."
"Where's Sasuke?"
" Sakura, you're glossy pink fur is so shiny and charming. It makes me want to pet you all over."
" Meow{ Stay back! I have sharp inhumaniod claws and I'm not afraid to use 'em}!"
Oh man. I had a lot of fun writing this. I actually got the idea from reading 'Lost! Kawaii Pink Neko!' by Blunatic on and watching The Animal with Rob Schneider. Tell me if I should continue!
~DanichT02