Enough sadness and despair. It's Renesmee time!

To the tune of "Blood" track 14 of The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance


Well, she can make every living thing adore her

I give her roses when I want to see her smile

I can't control myself when I'm around her

And she loves me for it, honestly, I'll be here for a while

I've found my love, love, that magic imprint stuff

I'd give her everything I have, but it will never be enough

I've found my love, love, love

Grab a towel because I'm just oozing love (Can you tell that not much rhymes with love?)

A celebrated man amongst the Cullens

We beat the Volturi with a bit of luck

Edward and Bella, we are good friends now

But it's really quite alarming, cause their daughter, I'm gonna fuck (Uh-oh)

I've found my love, love, that magic imprint stuff

I'd give her everything I have, but it will never be enough

I've found my love, love, love

I'm the kind of human trainwreck that you love


You have reached the end of the parade. Maybe in a few years, I'll re-write this. I want you to something for me now. There are no more chapters for this, so review like crazy!!!! Tell all your friends to read this story. Post a post on My Chemical Romance's Myspace. I might even make videos of me singing these songs.

And now, I bid you farewell. Don't be sad, read some of my other stories. I'm always writing something, so add me to your author alerts.