Okay thanks for the reviews guys! Keep them coming! I'm so happy you found the last chapter funny. It was requested by a reviewer for me to do it in Edward's POV. So I will do just that (L)

Alice called us all into the living room, apparently she had some important announcement, and we all had to be present for it. Everyone was seated sitting around on the couches in the couples, Esme and Carlisle had left for the weekend for a hunting trip down in Forks. They had offered for me to come along with Bella, but I knew it might have brought some painful memories for her so I had kindly declined the offer.

"Okay, so I've decided I want to play truth or dare!" Alice exclaimed. I groaned along with everyone else, except for Emmett.

"Awesome!" Emmett said enthusiastically.

"Alice, do we have to?" Bella asked sounding a bit worried.

"Yes, Bella we do" Alice stated matter of factly.

Jasper randomly walked over to Alice and placed his arm over her shoulders; she looked up and pecked him on the cheek lovingly.

"Fine we'll do it" I agreed reluctantly, I had only decided to do it because I thought it would be interesting seeing my beautiful Bella doing one of Emmett's dares.

"Yay!" Alice squealed excitedly.

Thanks Edward, Love you heaps! Alice thought in her head, and I smiled glad to know I had made my sister happy.

Emmett, Jasper and I picked up the couches with ease and placed the around the room giving us all space to sit nicely in a circle. I picked Bella up easily and placed her on my lap and began playing her hair, lightly twirling it around in my fingers.

It wasn't enough, so I shifted her around so I could see her face, then I leaned down and pecked her on the lips, I would have wanted more, but we had an audience.

"Alright, who's going first?" Rosalie asked impatiently.

"I am!" Emmett exclaimed, what a surprise. Not. He actually sounded a lot like Alice when she was about to go on a shopping spree.

Yay, I'm first I'm first! Emmett thought excitedly.

Geez calm down already, he is such a moron sometimes. Jasper thought annoyed.

"Alright alright, calm down" He muttered.

"Okay Emmett, Truth or dare?" Alice asked. Why did she even bother to ask in the first place, she didn't need to use rocket science to know Emmett would choose dare.

"Dare!" He said, again what another surprise. Emmett would never pick truth.

"I dare you to make a scene in Wal-Mart" Alice said with a glint in her eyes. Just then a series of hilarious things started happening in Wal-Mart in Alice's mind. She was having a vision. But it cut off half way.

"Because when I arrive, I, I bring the fire, make you come, alive, I can take you higher, what the" She was hiding something from me. I looked up and noticed she was trying not to laugh. I looked at her annoyed.

I just don't want to ruin it for you Edward She thought. I smiled at her thankful.

"Easy!" Emmett exclaimed, he got up, and ran out the door heading for Wal-Mart. We all got up and followed after him.

We arrived at Wal-Mart; Emmett was standing in the middle of the walkway looking thought full.

I wonder what I should do first. OMG I KNOW! He thought and ran off towards the electronics aisle. We followed after him.

We got there just as Emmett was setting the last clock. He walked away casually and no more than five minutes later, they all went off, then turned off again, then on. That would be annoying.

Emmett ran off, and we went after him laughing the whole way.

He stopped in the grocery area; he picked up a big bottle of tomato sauce, and squirted it, leaving a trail from there to the girl's bathrooms.

'Oh my god, you've got your period lady!" Emmett exclaimed pointing to the floor just as an old woman exited the bathroom. She blushed but quickly composed herself and hit Emmett over the head with her purse. I couldn't stop my laughter.

Emmett casually walked over to an employee and stood there looking very professional.

"Code 3 in house wares" He said in a series tone, we all tried to stop laughing but we couldn't, and it didn't help that the man started freaking out and ran off to house wares.

Emmett randomly grabbed a packet of m 'n' m's and headed off to the lay by counter. He placed them on the desk in front of a confused looking check out chick.

"I would like these put on lay by please" He said seriously. The lady looked confused and shocked, but did as she was asked. He gave her his credit card details, and waltzed off leaving the lady confused. I was holding my sides laughing.

Emmett made his way over to the camping supplies and grabbed a large tent and started setting it up in the middle of the walkway. He sat in it with his head popping out. A couple walked by looking at him confusedly.

What is this person on? The man thought loudly.

"I'll invite you in if you come back with pillows" Emmett said angrily and annoyed. The couple shuffled along as fast as they could.

He shot up and headed over to the cosmetics aisle. He browsed around picking up various body sprays and perfumes etc.

"Can I help you?" A clerk asked Emmett.

Emmett began to 'cry' and looked up to the clerk sadly.

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" He asked sounding depressed. The clerk backed away slowly looking nervous and worried.

Shit, what if he tells my supervisor? I'll be fired! The clerk thought nervously.

Emmett walked around for a bit, and stopped in front of the security camera. He started picking his nose, using the camera as a mirror. Then he turned around and bent down as if to pick something up, letting his pants fall down slightly so you could see his crack. Then as if that wasn't bad enough, he started to scratch it. I heard Bella hurl. And couldn't stop my laughter, Alice was bent over holding her sides laughing, Rosalie looked appalled.

I can't believe I married that thing! She thought disgusted.

He skipped over to the hunting section and picked up a rifle and started playing with it.

"Where are the anti-depressants?" He asked a clerk.

The clerk didn't answer him so Emmett stomped his foot loudly.

"FINE, IGNORE ME, I'LL JUST GO AND COMMIT SUICIDE!" Emmett yelled and stormed off angrily. Jasper, Bella and I were doubled over laughing our heads off.

Emmett then proceeded to stalk around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' Theme music.

He then darted into a girls' clothing rack, an elderly lady came up and started to scan through the items looking at stuff.

"Pick me, Pick me!" Emmett whispered in a girly voice to the lady, she jumped about a foot in the air and screamed as she ran away. Emmett came out of the clothes rack in hysterics.

An announcement came through the speakers and Emmett suddenly took the fetal position in the middle of the walkway.

"No, NO! It's those voices again!" He yelled.

After receiving a few strange glances from passer by's, Emmett hopped up and ran into the change rooms.

There was no noise for a while.

I wonder when I should go, oh stuff it, I'll go now! Emmett thought then suddenly…

"HEY! There's no toilet paper in here!" Emmett yelled really loudly. Bella fell over laughing. Passer by's were giving Emmett a dirty look as he exited the change rooms casually.

Emmett ran to the kid's toy section and grabbed 3 red bouncy balls. He waited until there was a suitable amount of people nearby and threw the bouncy balls down the walk way.

"Go Pikachu! Go!" He yelled after the balls. People looked at him weirdly and a little boy looked up excitedly at the mention of Pikachu.

Emmett looked to his left and started talking to his shadow.

I look like a moron… Emmett was thinking

What is he talking to – oh his shadow! Rosalie was thinking.

"So, how are you these days?" He asked his shadow.

Good, good. He answered himself in his head

He nodded his head "Me too."

"So what have you been doing lately?" He asked it.

Not much, following you around. What about you.

"Oh, nothing" He said to himself again. He then walked into a shady area and looked around surprised.

"My friend is missing!" He exclaimed and started sobbing loudly.

Just then the boss of Wal-Mart rounded a corner and started heading towards us, so we quickly ran out of there laughing as we went.

"Emmett. That. Was. Hilarious" Alice managed to say in between laughs.

I knew he could be funny, but not that funny! Alice thought loudly.

I married a moron… Rosalie thought.

"Who's next?" Jasper asked.

"I say Bella's next!" Emmett exclaimed. Well that would be funny.

"What! No!" Bella protested.

"Oh come on Bella! Please!" Emmett whined.

"Fine" She said angrily.

"Okay, Truth or dare?" Emmett asked. I knew she would pick truth she was too chicken for dare,, especially from Emmett.

What an idiotic question, why would he bother asking…? Rosalie muttered.

Well of course she'll pick truth. Jasper thought.

Don't be too sure…I can't believe she is gonna pick DARE! Alice exclaimed in her head.

What, Bella is picking DARE! She always manages to surprise me.

"Dare" She announced, everyone including me, looked at her with our mouths hanging open.

"What?" She asked.

"You. Picked. Dare!" Alice whispered sounding shocked, surprised and scared.

"Yeah, what's wrong with that?" She asked

"Oh, nothing it's just its YOU!" Alice said.

"Yeah, yeah" She said.

"Enough chit chat, it's time for Bella's dare!" Jasper said sounding anxious.

"Okay, Bella, I dare you to act retarded in the elevator." Emmett announced.

"Okay…" Bella said sounding nervous. I walked over to her and gave her a hug.

"Don't worry love, you'll do great." I assured her. It wasn't a lie either, Alice had promised.

She took a deep breath and headed around to the elevators. She pressed the button to go up and waited for an elevator to arrive. We all started too walked off except Alice.

"WAIT!" Alice yelled out.

"What?" Bella asked

"Stick this little mini camera on the front of your shirt so we can watch what you're doing, we'll be at home watching you on the TV!" Alice said sounding proud and excited. That's a good idea actually.

She turned back around, and waited. We were all home and were watching the TV, she was still waiting for an elevator.

As she was waiting she ran over to the camping supplies and grabbed a cooler box and quickly bought it. She then grabbed the permanent marker from my pocket and wrote 'Human Head' on it in big letters.

She walked into the elevator with the cooler at her side; she received a few weird glances from the other passengers.

Just as the doors were closing she quickly pressed the button to hold the doors open.

"What are you doing?" A man asked sounding annoyed.

"I'm waiting for my friend" she stated.

After a while she let the doors close and said:

"Hey Greg, how's it going" To nothing. She looked up and the passengers were looking at her strangely. I couldn't stop the laughter inside me.

She then cracked open her handbag and peered inside.

"Got enough air in there?" she said into it. I cracked up. Along with everyone else

She pressed a button to a random floor.

She stood facing the wall with her arms crossed over her chest. When it got to her stop, she didn't get off.

"Hey lady, this is your stop" The man said. She just ignored him.

Then the doors closed and she turned around.

"DAMN! I missed my stop, why didn't you tell me!" She yelled to the other passengers. They flinched.

She pressed the same button and we went down, the elevator stopped moving and she pretended to be trying to yank open the doors, she grunted and strained to open them. And then she looked embarrassed when they opened themselves. She walked out slowly.

She grabbed a big black sheet from the bedding department and pulled it over her head. She pressed the button to wait for the elevator again and walked in.

"It's time" She said in a dark voice.

She then threw off the sheet and yelled "SURPRISE!" She started laughing and skipping around the elevator. She was so funny, I never knew she had it in her… it was rather sexy.

She walked over to a lady and stood right next to her and whispered in her ear. "I see your aura…" In a mysterious voice and walked back over to the corner.

"Can you feel that?" She asked sounding scared.

"No…"

"Nope"

"Oh my god how could you not!" She screamed, and they backed away from her.

The people got off and she was the only one left on the elevator, she stood in the direct middle with a goofy grin on her face, facing the door waiting for someone to come in.

Finally some walked in.

"Hello" She said with a warm handshake "Please call me Admiral" She told them

The doors closed and the person began to push buttons.

"Can you push that one for me, and that one, then that one, Ohh that one too please!" She said pointing to random buttons as the man pushed them.

They stood awkwardly facing the door in silence, she started to edge closer to him until she was right next to him, then she stared at him for a long time.

"Oh, you're one of THEM!"She said then she backed away slowly.

He got off and about 5 people came in. She went up to them all and gave them a hug.

It was all very quiet.

"Meowww." She said. Everyone turned to look at her. Then she laughed manically.

"I'm here for the mental health convection" she told them laughing.

They stopped on level 11 and someone walked in, she started gasping and acting choked, she lifted a hand to her heart and stumbled off the elevator breathing heavily.

She pressed the button again and waited for the elevator.

She took out her camera and ran up to the passengers and stood in the middle of them and said.

"CHEESE!" Really loudly and did the peace sign, and took a photo.

"Congratulations for all of you, you are on the same elevator as me! What an honor!" She said sounding proud. All of us were laughing hysterically.

She stood in the middle of everyone and began to swat flies that weren't even there. She was whacking people with her hands while yelling "Get em off me!"

"I must find a more suitable host body" She said in a demonic voice. A few people backed away.

She then sat in the middle of the floor and took out some chalk from her handbag and drew a square on the floor.

"That's my personal space" She announced to the passengers. Classic she was hilarious

She then pretended to drop the chalk. She waited for someone to pick it up and yelled "HEY! That's mine!" She said hitting the man.

"Dude, you have one funny girlfriend" Jasper said to me. I nodded I agreement.

She stood up and acted professional.

"Welcome to the plane, If there are any emergencies, a life jacket is located under your seat, an oxygen mask will fall from above your heads and please have your seatbelt on at all times. Enjoy the flight" She announced.

"OH. MY. GOD. GUYS! GROUP HUG!" She yelled and grabbed everyone to give them a hug.

They patted her back awkwardly.

All the people besides Bella and one other girl got off. She edged closer to the person and poked them in the back and acted as if she didn't do it and whistled innocently.

Two other people came in and she whispered loudly. "Quick, hide it!"

She started pushing buttons and pretended that it gave her an electric shock.

Other people started coming in and when they pushed the buttons she made an explosive noise.

When they got to a floor Bella made a beep noise. Everyone was looking at her weirdly.

Suddenly her mobile started ringing, but she didn't answer it. I looked over to Emmett who was trying to call her.

"Emmett, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm trying to make it funnier for her" He announced. I rolled my eyes.

"Aren't you going to get that?" Someone asked.

"Get what?" She said playing dumb

"Never mind…" The woman said nervously.

Someone walked in and she asked them what floor they wanted.

"Seven" He answered. She glared at him

"You should be ashamed of yourself" She said disgusted.

She then got off and cracked up laughing, she started to head home.

As she entered the door she was bombarded with everyone laughing their heads off hysterically.

"Bella, you're so funny!" Rosalie shrieked!

"Yeah Bells, your pro, you got to teach me some of your tricks!" Emmett said.

"I couldn't stop laughing, no help from all these guys" Jasper muttered

"Bella, who knew you were so funny" Alice said in between giggles.

"Bella Love, you were perfect and very sexy when you play dumb" I whispered to her seductively.

Review! That was requested by a reader! Hope you liked it

IMPORTANT: I really need help for what Bella can do to Emmett!