Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yeah, I changed it up. What are you gonna do about it? It's not Samus as we know her in the iconic Metroid power suit, but the fart filled zero suit. And if you missed the spiel I did for the "Nintendo Girls' Farting Problem" originally... well that's what archives are for!

One typical day in the end of April within the gigantic Nintendo City inside the humble quarters of the infamous Super Smash Brothers Mansion, because we like to be topical with the times despite how irrelevant it'll become in the future, Zero Suit Samus (just Samus in her tight, blue-colored zero suit, AKA Zamus) was wondering what to do around the mansion after beating the crap out of Captain Falcon, who was trying to molest her (as usual). as Zamus headed down the hallway wondering what to do, wondering if she would see herself in her usual metal look due to there being two versions of her, with there being no time to ponder such irrelevant questions as she bumped into Pikachu, who was in his never ending quest to search for... ketchup. Sweet, sour ketchup, because it was as red as the electric mouse Pokemon mascot's electricity filled cheeks.

"Pikachu, are you okay?" Zamus asked, confused as she bent down and approached Pikachu.

Pikachu, who was turning his head around at rapid speeds, quickly eyed Zamus, and he rammed right into her boobs, snuggling himself in between them as he stated in desperation, "Ketchup... I need ketchup! LOTSA IT!" He hopped off and used his quick agility to zoom up and down the hallways, running up to Zamus again with wide eyes. "Oh Zamus, can you please help me find the magical ketchup?"

Zamus sighed as she stood up, shrugging as she replied, "Well, okay." Taking out her blaster, Zamus followed Pikachu swiftly, who jolted down the hallway and down the stairs. As Zamus started running to catch up, she could feel something in her stomach ready to burst, but she had to time to react as she tripped down the stairs and landed squarely on Pikachu, squashing the poor electrical yellow-colored mouse Pokemon with her butt. Zamus tried to get up, but she couldn't as Pikachu tried to squeeze out. As Zamus tried raising her right butt cheek...

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Pikachu nearly passed out on the spot, coughing out his lungs as he tried not to breathe in the seemingly poisonous flatulence. Zamus remained silent, her face pale white as she was humiliated, feeling complete pity for Pikachu. As she tried standing up again, she tripped again, her butt in front of Pikachu. Which was even more cruel punishment.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

"Cough, Pikoughchu... Zamus... please... Pika-cough, hack, Pikach..." Pikachu wheezed weakly as his eyes twitched in pin, squealing in pain and disgust as Zamus released another green-colored poot on the mouse's face.

Zamus, who was blushing in shock, tried carefully not to crush the electric mouse Pokemon, but as she attempted o get up on her own, she was tackled from behind by Squirtle, who was being used as a football. Pikachu gasped as he ran outside the mansion and took in a deep breath of fresh air, sighing of relief after being freed from Zamus' toxic butt fumes. Going back inside, however, Pikachu not only gacked at the foul flatulence stench hitting him right in the face, but he got flattened by Bowser and Charizard, both of the heavy reptilian Smashers unfazed by the smell as they chased down Mario, who was holding Squirtle as he jumped over several pieces of furniture. Zamus quickly ran up to Pikachu, picking up the badly wounded Pokemon as she frowned.

"Oh Pikachu, I am so sorry about my unexplained flatulence..." She stated as she headed into the kitchen, feeling her pride and dignity lost thanks to her sexy, gaseous butt, which let out another poot as she entered into the kitchen and placed Pikachu on the wooden table, "It's not like this for me to burst. I never have this problem while I'm in my armor."

Pikachu could only slowly nod his head in agreement as his tail twitched, with Zamus searching through the refrigerator containers to find the ketchup. After a minute and thirty eight seconds, she pulled out a container full of ketchup, handing it to Pikachu, who sprung back like a live offspring as he cheered with glee, hugging the container tightly as he opened the cap and started squirting the red, sweet ketchup down his mouth. Zamus let out a sigh of relief as he smiled while watching Pikachu eating his well deserved ketchup, folding her arms. However, little did she know that sneaking up behind her was Waluigi, who was causing mischief as usual.

"Wahahaha... it's Waluigi Time," Waluigi muttered to himself as he grabbed Zamus, holding her with a tight grip. Unfortunately for him, he got whipped badly by Zamus, being smashed to the floor, his face planted on by Zamus's butt, which was rather unfortunate for him because... isn't it obvious enough already?

"I hope you like gas," Zamus grinned in a sinister manner as she made sure her butt was right on Waluigi's face, letting loose as much as she could, "Because this will either give you a boner or serious nightmares! Uuuurgh!"

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! And with quite possibly the longest fart ever written, Waluigi was condemned to face the incurred wrath of Zamus, who continued relasing enough flatulence to poison (and even destroy) the entire planet of Brinstar.

"...At least that wasn't me." Said the one and only famous bounty hunter confused for a man, Samus Aran herself in her iconic orange power suit, too busy focusing on acting like a robot to even think about breaking wind like her flatulent zero suit counterpart.

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Thanks to certain girl farting problems being huge successes, I decided to revive and keep this going for 39 chapters, to match Brawl's character number!