so i was listening to crazy in love by eminem and got sorta of inspired... dysfunctal Bella and Edward... it will be only in bell point of view... i well put the set of clothing links in my profile if i can do it right...

now i love reviews weather it was yay i love it.. to cute... but sometimes i feel shitty after i read its a good story but.. like it puts a damper on my day.. i know its not like the best thing ever written and im proof reading more and im spelling and dictionary everything... but i guess i take all kinds of critique. so bring it on...

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thanks to my new beta-reader Katie-masen for redoing all the chapters... they are even better now!!

BPOV

Senior year. Best year of my fucking life. I smiled as we all laid in Alice parent's back yard around the campfire. Alice Cullen was and has been my best friend since I was six. She was sitting next to her boyfriend, my brother Jasper; well step-bro since his mom married Charlie my father. They where all snuggled in a blanket since it was cold in august but that's forks Washington for you. They say it should be warm tomorrow but I doubt it.

Beside them sat Rose and Emmett they where just as dysfunctional as the rest of us, and I loved them more then I'm sure anyone else did. Rose lives next door to Alice and her two brothers Edward and Emmett. Emmett is my go to guy when my feelings are hurt or if I just need a good laugh, he was like the big brother/personal body guard of our group, he'd take a bullet for any of us.

Then there was Edward Anthony Cullen, the vane to my existence. I hated how perfect he was, how he just looked like a fucking sex god with out even trying. Yet I loved that about him. He was a pain in my ass and I was a bitch to his arrogant cocky son of a bitch attitude. It's why I loved him. Who else could put up with all the bullshit?

I threw back the rest of the vodka in my cup and frowned and punched Edward lightly in the arm. He took a puff of the blunt Emmett passed him and turned to exhale the smoke in my face.

"What the fuck Swan?"

"Out" I held my cup out to him signaling to what I meant. He sighed and passed the white burning paper to Jasper. I smiled gratefully at him as he stood and went to get me a new cup. Emmett yelled out 'pussy whipped' before booming with laughter.

I sighed, content … god, I loved my friends.

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"Yo, Swan, be fucking ready in 10 minutes" Edward called, shocking me out of my slumber. Fuck him... I opened my eyes; the green walls of my room came into my view. Who moved me? I turned to see Alice lying beside to me already dressed for school and Rose at the bottom, her too dressed and ready for school. I groaned rubbing sleep from my eyes.

The lights started to flicker and looked up to glared at Edward who stood in the doorframe.

"Stop it! I'll fucking punch you in your man ovaries!"

"Try me… now get the fuck up!" Edward chuckled before slamming the door shut behind him. Alice grumbles something incoherent and Rose got up.

"I will go kill him while you get dressed," she smiled and went yelling Cullen out the door. I laughed; he's in for it now.

I was applying the last of my mascara when Edward burst threw the bathroom door wearing his black button up shirt with the first three buttons undone and a pair of tight denim jeans. He smiled at me as he eyed my outfit. I had on a purple pencil shirt that was tight on my curves along with a black corset with a jacket that ended below my bust. I gave me hair a toss and smirked over at him.

"You look hot!"

"Thanks dick," I replied and Edward strides over to me and pressed his lips to mine. His lips tasted of tobacco and jack. I sighed and pressed my self into him. He pulled away and looked down at me.

"Lets go." I pursed my lips and stood on my tippie toes and pressed my lips to his neck. He sighed, lifted me up, and pressed my ass to the cold counter. I heard him growl as I licked his neck.

"Stop fucking!" we hear someone call from downstairs. I giggle and hopped down walking pass Edward. He said to give him a minute and I laugh again.

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"Pick up you schedules in the cafeteria" the prince announce. Edward throws his arm around my waist as we approach.

"Ah, Mr. Cullen, Ms. Swan" he nods to us and ushers in to the cafeteria. Alice had already found each of ours and I frowned down at mine.

"Alice, I don't want to be in year book committee"

"Shut up Bella, you need an extra elective any way." She replied as I grabbed Edwards; we had history and biology together.

"Hi Bella, hey Edward" Jessica Stanley smiled at us; Edward looked her up and down. She was in a low cut top and skinny jeans over her fat thighs. Sultana was starting early. I wrapped my hand in Edwards and smiled as polite as I could.

"Jess." Edward smiled at me as he said her name.

"Bella, I love your skirt"

"Thanks" I bit my lip and pulled Edward closer to me. Jessica started to babble about how cool it is to be a senior and blah, blah, blah. Emmett came over with Rose who pushed Jessica out of the way.

"I have English first," Emmett groaned and I told him I had it too. The bell rang and I gave Edward a kiss as Emmett dragged me off to English.

By lunch, I was ready to slit my wrist. Biology was after lunch so that meant for a full 30 minutes of Edward's hands up my skirt and us not paying any attention to anything Mr. Banner said. I walked with Jasper to the cafeteria; he was going on about Auto-shop. The guys took it every year, and then tried to explain it to me. Go figure.

"So I think I can fix the cylinders in your truck, but I was--" I broke him off as I saw Lauren Mallory leaning into Edward as he stood in line for lunch. I growled. I know that me and Edward never set out straight and said we belong to each other but shit you could smell the fucking tuna leaking from the short skirt she called clothing.

"I'm having a back to school party and I would… Oh, hi Bella." Edward turned around and sighed and wrapped his arms around me.

"Mallory," I nodded and wrapped my arms around Edward, then looked over at her.

"Go on…"

"Well um, I'm having a party, I just wanted to invite you guys." I looked at Edward and then back at her.

"Sure" I replied and slipped out of Edwards grip pulling him away from the cunt.

"I do believe you were way to nice Bella"

"I'm too sober" I smiled and Edward smacked my ass before heading to the lunch table. Jasper sat with his legs over the metal bench and Alice was leaning into him picking at her salad. When I sat down across from Edward, I noticed Emmett and Rose feeding each other.

"I can't take bio sober, Jasper" Jasper slides the water bottle over and I thanked him before downing the contents.

"Super!" Edward shoved his hands in his pockets and looked over at me and I smirked threw the bottle at him.

"Women…" Edward shook his head. I wrinkled my face. Alcohol on an empty stomach meant bad. Edward sighed and went to stand back in line. Did I mention I loved him today?

Biology was the same; I had Spanish with Alice after that. Who would not let me forget yearbook after school. I will kill the pixie in her sleep. Edward stood at his locker when I found him after school and asked him to pick Alice and me after yearbook.

"Skip"

"Why Edward Cullen, skip year book, but then I couldn't make fun of Jessica and cut Laurens face out of all the pictures" I leaned towards him and slipped my books in his locker.

"If you and Alice are still here, its cause I got to high and forgot"

"Drugs are the gate way to better things like cheetos and sweat pants" Edward nodded and kissed my forehead.

"If you forget us, I will no longer let you stick it in my butt," I threatened. Edward started to laugh when I walked away. Threaten sex he will always remember us.

"So Bella, are you and Edward together yet?" Jessica said from her stool in Mrs. Roberts' classroom.

"Does it matter? I told all of you twats he was off limits" I breathed and sat in the swivel chair next to Alice and Rose.

"Why do you get to claim him?" she asked twirling her hair in her fingers.

"Because I'm impractical really, Jessica do you need another nose job?" Alice and Rose snickered and I leaned back in the chair. This was going to be a shitty half hour.

School dragged same shit after another. I think it never changed after about ninth grade. I got back into my routine, Edward and I fucking with each other. I threaten girls, him sucker punching mike Newton in the jugular for looking at me. Also, think we have yet to become boyfriend and girlfriend. I didn't know what to think.