"I hate you both!" Amber greeted them at the door as she stomped her feet on the ground.

"Nice to see you, too." Luigi sarcastically muttered under his breath.

"Ciao, bella." Pavi waggled his fingers, smiling as she ran off. The sugar was still affecting him. It was worse than Zydrate... if such a thing was possible.

They noticed the bandages wrapped around her foot. In return, they both exchanged glances and shrugs. Sisters.

"Well!?"

"Hm?" Pavi snapped back into reality. He had been attached to his own reflection.

"Are you gonna tell me?"

"Oh-a."

Their conversation was interrupted by Rotti. He had recently coaxed Amber once more. She was very upset... for some strange reason. Apparently, Steve Bob McSteve had that affect on people. A surprisingly warm smile etched onto Rotti's face. Maybe he was sick of his daughter's whining.

"My sons," He began. "Now, I know you did not get surgery, Pavi. The tabloids would be all over it... or hopefully not. They were busy with some crazed Repo Man." An eye roll.

"Aheh." Pavi gave a nervous chuckle.

"So, please. Enlighten me. Where did you two go?" It was obvious that the two had went out together.

"The-a.."

"Yes."

"We went to the zoo, Pop. Sorry for not telling ya." He was truly sorry... for a second. Luigi briefly bowed his head in respect.

Pavi gave a soft sigh of relief. "Sí."

The zoo? Rotti gave a mildly questioning look. He hadn't been there in years(the old fart). Oh, it would have been such a joyful day if he did go. So, why did his sons not tell him? Rotti would have happily obliged. "Why did you not tell me, Paviche?" Sure, they were grown men. But Pavi covered up the zoo by saying it was surgically related.

"I-a thought you would-a be disappointed."

"I could have came." First, bewildered expressions appeared on the brothers' faces followed by a small fit of laughter.

He said 'come'. They really were perverse.

Rotti blinked once, clearing his throat. Pavi and Luigi turned their attention back towards their father.

"We-a thought you would-a be-a mad."

"Why would you think that?"

"We've never been-a to the-a zoo before." Pavi toyed with the edge of his shirt.

"I see. I hope you boys had a good time and didn't get into any trouble." Luigi snorted. Pavi elbowed him. Rotti blinked. "I have to get back to work, unfortunately. I'll see you both at dinner tonight." He quickly departed.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!" A voice cried out in the distance. Steve Bob McSteve was alive. The henchgirls had failed.

"My God..." Rotti mumbled under his breath.

"He's alive!?"

"He's-a alive?!"

The father looked at his two potential heirs.

"We heard about it on the news, Pop."

"Oh. Well, maybe Nathan can take care of it."

"That emo cry baby? Please! All he does is go around crying. 'Marni', 'Marni', 'MAAAAAAAARNI.' '' Luigi exaggerated, tossing his hands in the air. "And he's a fucking broken record. 'Marni. I am so sorry! MAAAAAAAAAAAARNI'. ''

"We-a get it, brother."

"He's more of a pansy than you are, Pavi."

"Luigi, son, I understand. Can you take care of it on your free time, then?"

"Yeah. Sure, Pop!" He grinned happily.

There was a crash. A shattering of glass. Steve broke into a Jack Sparrow type of run in front of the three.

"Nyeh! Steve Bob McSteve lives! You can never get me! Ha ha ha!" He boastfully laughed. The Repo Man put his hands on his hips, puffing up his chest in a dramatic pose. "I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. Wah wah wah wah." He launched into the almighty 'Chicken Dance'.

Rotti showed no amusement as he stalked off. Luigi twitched. "Must. Not. Chicken. Dance." It was his one true weakness... It failed as Steve flapped his arms in front of the eldest. It caught on. Luigi, too, danced. Pavi blinked, snatching his brother's knife from his grasp. The blade rose, then lowered. There was a cry of pain.

"Fuck! I-a stabbed my-a leg!" He stupidly exclaimed, pulling the knife from his thigh with a wince. Steve and Luigi blinked, stopping their crazed dance.

"..." Luigi snatched the dagger back. "This. Is. GeneCo!" He proclaimed as he stabbed the Repo Man.

"Steve falls at the desire of chocolate," McSteve whispered as he collapsed. "But wait." A faint sound. "One...last...word." The brothers edged closer to listen. "Llama."

'Wtf' expressions were clear upon their faces. The Genterns could take care of the body for all they cared. That man had caused them trouble. They didn't need any more of it.

Pavi staggered along. "Come with-a me to my-a room, fratello."

Luigi gave a skeptical look.

"Well? Scopa! Come on. I-a have things to-a tell you."

Oh.

Pavi accidentally tripped "on" Luigi. It was actually the rug, which sent him into his brother. Pavi had pinned Luigi to the ground. The brown haired male blinked, his face growing red with anger.

"PAVI! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"

He quickly did so, letting out a nervous laugh. They continued their way to Pavi's room. Finally, Pavi sat down on his furnished chair. A Gentern quickly attended to his wound, departing shortly after. He neatly folded his legs, drumming his fingers upon them.

"Well?"

"Well-a..."

"Lose the God damned accent!"

"Ah." There was a light sigh. Luigi impatiently folded his arms.

Surprisingly, Pavi spoke smoothly. The accent had helped his speech over the years. "This was the only opportunity I had. It was a nice day. Fun, too. I've never been able to do something this great with you, Brother. It's obvious. You're getting GeneCo. There's no chance for Sister or I to earn it. Look at me. Look at our slut of a sister. Father thinks we're both monsters."

"You're a slut."

Pavi rolled his eyes at the remark. "You deserve it. I'll be happy if you get it. You need to do one thing. Stop-a killing so-a much." He spoke with modest and sincerity. "Two more-a things. As of-a now, we-a go back to-a rivals." The younger male stood up, planting a kiss on his brother's cheek. "Two, I-a had a great time with my-a big brother." A wink.

Luigi stood there stupefied, blinking. His cheek flushed from the impression of soft lips. "Yeah... I had fun too, I mean. I guess. Aside from you being a doofus."

"I-a just wanted to make-a up for-a what childhood we-a lost."

"The connection we lack as brothers, too?"

"Sí."

A genuine smile crept onto Luigi's face. He now saw clearly.

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!'' Now, he didn't mean it. It was just a cover up.

Things shortly returned back to the way they were.

THE END

NOTE: The ending was too fluffy... Maybe? Don't hurt me. I appreciated your favorites, your adds, your reviews, and your story alerts. For that, I am grateful. You are all great people! Aquaflame68(AF) originally created Steve Bob McSteve. Some of the events were based on.. semi-fact. AF and I did go to the zoo. Here's what did happen;

-At the gift shop I bought a stuffed lion, but I named him Nathan.

- Pop rocks+energy drink+ myself AF did say, "Don't waste it." I did chug it.

-I did sit on a giant millipede statue. (Hump-a. Hump-a. Hump-a.)

I hope you all enjoyed this story! :D