Tampon Trauma:

Emmett plays a joke on Bella and Edward and now regrets every part as he sees his life flash in front of him.

Emmett's point of view. This is my first fanfic so go easy plz.

"Hurry up Alice!" Jasper called up the stairs while I bounced on the sofa. This is going to screw Edward right up! I thought as I felt the edges of my mouth twitch. I went calm and I already knew it was most likely Jasper fiddling with my emotions.

"Here." Alice said in her beautiful, sweet high voice, appearing at Jasper's side, "Emmett are you sure?"

Of course Alice would already know my plan. I smiled and nodded as she huffed.

"You not coming then?" Jasper asked.

"No. Go have fun with Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie and Renesme." I sneered.

"Emmett…" Alice staggered, "I don't think it's such a good idea. It won't be best to do this prank. Not with what they've got planned." She grimaced.

Even better! I shouted in my thoughts laughing. Alice grimaced again. Jasper squeezed her hand and a small loving smile bounced round her pale, pink, fine lips. Something else between them was going to happen by the way Jasper gazed into her eyes. I could feel the lust floating round the room.

"Dude, please." I said waving my hands to indicate I was still in the room.

"Sorry." Jasper replied removing the feeling. They vanished out the house and I was alone as I heard their feet silently fading into the distance as they ran after the others. All I had to do was wait for the victims; um… I mean my brother and sister to return.

If this is going to work, I've got to think of something else or Edward will know, um…. I thought, glancing round the house looking for something to keep my mind busy. Ah, yes! The baseball game tonight. I hope…. I trailed off into thought.

Just then I heard them approaching and snapped into action. I sprinted up the stairs and ran into Edward's old room (since he lives in the cottage now) and found an old bag that belonged to Bella in Alice's room on the way. I tiptoed into the closet, closing it tight behind me. Good thing I had great eyesight otherwise I would never be able to… hang on. What's that smell? Never mind, I'm on a mission.

Still thinking of baseball, I rummaged through Bella's bag to find what I was after. Tampons. I ripped the packaging off and carefully placed one in each nostril. It felt really weird.

The door squeaked open and their laughter rolled up the stairs. It was hard not to laugh! I had to keep my mind focused on baseball. I hope that guys playing tonight. He's good and really great at….

The door opened.

"Shall we?" Edward asked. I peeked through the crack in the door. They we snuggled closed together, lips moving together in motion. Edward was pulling his shirt off as Bella was hers and she threw it against the closet door making me blink a few times. Edward pulled Bella into a sitting position and he was facing her back. He kissed down her neck and to her bra strap where he undid it with his teeth. He flipped her back round so they were facing and he gently lay her onto her back, leaning over he and lying on her to place his chest to hers. Their lips met and he moved his hand to Bella's thigh and rubbed his hand against the denim of her jeans.

That's my Que.!" I jumped out, (surprised I hadn't gagged by now) and Edward flung back into the wall while Bella was just too shocked to move. The look on their faces was priceless!

"EMMETT!" Bella screamed at me. If she could still blush, she'd be redder than red. It would be a new shade of red.

"Hey sex-ay!" I complimented, quickly allowing my gaze to fall to her bare chest and back to her still wide black eyes and winked. They haven't eaten. This was bad. Bella grabbed Edward's shirt and slipped it on. Edward growled from where he was standing in his black jeans.

"That's not funny!" Edward remarked. His tone was harsh and rough and worse still, he hadn't eaten either. The punishment I would get is unbearable but it was worth it.

"Yes, but the look on your face!" I laughed out.

"Get them out your nose!" Rosalie fumed stalking over pulling them out sharply. Even when she was angry with me she was still beautiful. I found that all the other's, but Renesme, standing there. Alice probably didn't want them to miss this. Bella cringed and Edward went to her side, pulling her into his chest so she could hide her face and he hid his in her hair.

"Your disgusting!" Rosalie said breaking the stand still. I wasn't paying attention. I was in my own little world. That was a first and Bella's body, Well. What can I say! Edward's very lucky.

"Stop remembering!" Edward growled. I was going to tease him. But they're so big and round. I just wish I could….

"Enough!" Edward pushed Bella into Alice's awaiting arms and grabbed my shirt, pulling me round so my back was against the glass windows. Edward moved back then lifted his leg, kicking it out so it smashed into my stomach, breaking the glass as I fell onto the lawn, landing on my back.

Edward followed, towering over me. I looked up at the rest of my family, taking in each face leaving Rosalie's for last. After Edward was done with me I didn't know if I would see them again. Rosalie also looked at me, with the same fear in her eyes as I looked at her.

"Say your prayers" Edward sneered.

Bull S*#^t.

I then saw my whole life flash before my eyes.

What do you think? It was my first. Please let me know and tell me if you want me to write about the fight.