Author's Note: I've done another parody of Eminem songs(I love Eminem!).
This time, Voldie will be singing Without Me(isn't it so fitting?). Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is HP or the song.
Guess whos back, back again Voldie's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Tommy no more they want Voldie I'm chopped liver
well if you want Voldie, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of death mixed with some confusion
some pain that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at St. Mungo's by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
when I'm cursing the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm stopping people from overpopulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Weasley but your husbands money problem's complicating
So the Ministry wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on Wizard TV but it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, dumb as your lips curse that, perk up your lips and ball up your fists and get ready cuz this stuff's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits curse you Corny!
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me
Little wizards, kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Remus
they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "witch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the wizard world a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got everyone kissing my wand
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so darn much of my wand you ask for me?
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your broken wand tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since dueling
Investing in your kids death and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go this for that with anybody who's talking this witch that witch. Arthur Weasley you can get your butt kicked
worse than them little Cornelius Fudges, and Severus you can get stomped by Lucius, you 36 year old greaseball who betrayed me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to greaseballs
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been daring, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Dumbledore turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes things just seem, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Vernon Dursley, to do this evil so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other evil villians emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la)
Guess whos back, back again Voldie's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Tommy no more they want Voldie I'm chopped liver
well if you want Voldie, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of death mixed with some confusion
some pain that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at St. Mungo's by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
when I'm cursing the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm stopping people from overpopulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Weasley but your husbands money problem's complicating
So the Ministry wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on Wizard TV but it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, dumb as your lips curse that, perk up your lips and ball up your fists and get ready cuz this stuff's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits curse you Corny!
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me
Little wizards, kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Remus
they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "witch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the wizard world a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got everyone kissing my wand
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so darn much of my wand you ask for me?
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your broken wand tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since dueling
Investing in your kids death and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go this for that with anybody who's talking this witch that witch. Arthur Weasley you can get your butt kicked
worse than them little Cornelius Fudges, and Severus you can get stomped by Lucius, you 36 year old greaseball who betrayed me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to greaseballs
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been daring, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Dumbledore turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes things just seem, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Vernon Dursley, to do this evil so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other evil villians emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la)