I had the biggest headache of my life. I groaned and rolled over; I didn't want to get up the noises hurt my head to much. As soon as I thought that someone banged the door open.

"BELLA" I heard the loving voice of Edward. Well not so loving now that it just made my headache worse…somehow.

"Ugh, Edward shut up" I mumbled burying my head in the pillow.

I could feel his hand stroking my hair. "Sorry love" he whispered this time "I was just so worried about you. You've been passed out cold for the last 12 hours not moving one inch. I would though you were dead but you were snoring." He chuckled at the last part and I shot up in the bed. Which was a bad idea because it made me dizzy and I could feel the vomit coming up from my stomach?

Edward much has known what was happening because he handed me a waste basket. When I was done…with that Edward has a look of disgust on his face as he got rid of the basket. I could feel the blush on my cheeks as he came back with an aspirin and a glass of water. I gladly took them and sat back trying to remember the events of last night.

"What happened?" I asked Edward while he came to lay by me.

"Emmett spiked your drink" he said putting his arm around me and pulling me close.

"Oh" I wasn't that surprised I mean it was bound to happen sooner or later right?

"So what did I do while I was drunk?" I listened carefully as Edward told me the story. When he was finished I was in shock.

"So I had a crush on a teddy bear? And I threw up in Rose's make up bag, and went to a strip club, then to an amusement park, and finally I went and bought condoms?"

Edward nodded chuckling at my expression. I didn't know that I could ever be that random when I was drunk. It sure would have been nice to remember something. I sat there trying and trying to remember something anything from last night.

"Think of something" Edward asked after about 15 minutes of me thinking.

"I think…" I said trailing off. "For some reason I remember running away from someone screaming 'Lip rape'" Edward looked a little taken back before picking me up and running me downstairs. He set me down in the living room were the rest of the family was watching TV.

"Emmett why did Bella scream that" Edward growled glaring at Emmett who looked scared.

"Well see maybe someone kinda kissed her without her wanted to" he said looking at his feet. Edward growled clenching his fists.

"And who would this person be?"

"Jacob Black" he mumbled just enough for me to hear.

"Wait Jacob was here" I jumped in trying to figure it out. Edward just turned around and ran to the door.

"Were you going" Esme asked before he could leave.

"I'm going to keep my promise and find Jacob and break his jaw" he said running out the door before I could stop him. I pouted and turned to face the rest of them.

"I can't wait till I'm a vampire."

"Why" they all asked at the same time.

"So I can kick Emmett's ass."

The End

Sorry Jacob lovers but I had to put that in there…well I didn't have to but I wanted to. So sadly it's done. *cries* But I still have my other story (go read it) and I think I might be making another funny story if I can think as an idea. I hoped you liked my story because I loved writing it, and thanks for reading!