Castle Crashers Adventures!

To those who skipped the first chapter, here's a little run through what's happened so far –

Barbarians have raided the castle. Our four brave knights, Red, Blue, Orange and Green defeated them. Each one has their own power. Red has lightning, Green has poison, Orange has fire, and Blue has ice.

Along the way, they joined forces with the fabled Fifth Knight, Grey. His power is conventional magic, e.g. arrows, bombs. Together they charged out.

But let's move on….

Chapter 2

Barbarian scum! (Barbarian War – Barbarian Boss)

"Red, did you notice something back there?" asked Orange.

"What?" replied Red, showing a puzzled look.

"A little mage guy. He nicked the stone!" said Orange.

"Oh, him. Hey, you're right! Good heavens!" said Red. They carried on trekking out of the King's Castle.

Outside was an awful sight. The five knights saw a group of soldiers fending of the barbarians.

"They need assistance!" announced Grey, and the five charged to help.

It was an easy battle. And so, the two other soldiers charged, while our party stopped for a little rest.

"You know, you four, when I was rejected for knighthood, I was sure missing out!" said Grey, panting.

"You were. It's a lot of fun!" replied Green, with a grin.

And with that, they charged on.

The barbarians were relentless. So willing to die. The five defended themselves, however, slashing or casting as necessary.

"This is too easy." stated Blue. "What are those barbarians up to?"

"You're right, Blue. This is too easy." agreed Red.

Just then, about 10 hordes of the barbarians ambushed them.

"Oh no." whispered Orange.

"Same." added Grey.

They fought skilfully. The barbarians did not give until they died. Red was electrocuting one when…

"Ugh!" he fell to the floor.

"Red!" cried Green, as he slashed and stabbed.

"It's okay, argh!" moaned Red.

"Don't move! I'll be right back!" yelled Green.

The remaining four killed the barbarians. Then they checked on Red.

"It's an arrow wound. It'll be fine. I'll just find some food…" said Grey. After about 3 minutes, he came back.

"Now just eat these…I have no idea why. They just seem to heal you." said Grey.

"I know. It's like a video game." added Blue.

After Red recovered (rather quickly, I just want to get on with it.), they marched forward, shields up and magic charging.

Just as they passed an empty field, a giant battering ram drove past them.

"What was that?" asked Blue.

"A barbarian ram…" answered Red. Just then, it started to fight them!

"Attack!" ordered Green. And they charged at it, dodging the bombs as they did.

It was a tough battle, but in the end they won. Orange and Blue attacked it from behind and Red and Green attacked the front. Grey fended off the barbarians being deployed. One barbarian tried to stab Grey, but the battering ram ran it over.

"You'd think those eyes on it would have a use!" joked Green.

"Shut up and fight!" snapped Red. Then, the ram blew up.

"Barbarians…I HATE barbarians." said Red.

"We'd guessed by now." answered Orange. Green approached a wooden gate. "Whoa! Too easy!" he said, smashing it, and the five of them strolled into the area behind the door.

A bridge beheld them. As the five went along, two barbarians attacked them. They killed them quickly, and moved on.

Behind the second door was a massive crowd of barbarians. "Huh?" said Red, and then a big barbarian roared. "Easy!" said Orange. But then, the barbarian was crushed by the door behind him, and an even BIGGER barbarian stomped in.

"Ooo! The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Let kill it!" shouted Red. And then they started to fight.

It was intense, blocking spikes, dodging getting crushed, and more.

Eventually, Red was about to untie the princesses, when the Barbarian Boss punched him down and the princesses were taken!

"NO!" cried Red. And then he whacked the Barbarian Boss, and the BB (Barbarian Boss) died. A massive chest fell down, and loads of money erupted from it.

When they had collected all the gold, they saw that the Red princess was still there. "Go ahead, Red." said Orange. And Red freed her, and then they kissed.

"Aww…" said everyone but Green, who said, "Eww! Royalty love! I'm going to go throw up!"

End of C2

Heh, not a bad run again. The end bit was my favourite!