Author's Note: Thank you to all my lovely reviewers for all of the wonderful… well reviews haha… I hope you enjoy this one I've been working hard on this… writing this story has been like an obsession and I'm determined to work out all the kinks to my storytelling abilities. Also I am SOOOO sorry I haven't updated recently I feel like such a bitch especially since I hate it when people don't update for a really long time… GOMEN NASAI MINNA – SAN!!!
Since I have been forgetting to put one of these in I'll do it now because… well… I don't want to be sued…
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Dragon Ball Z in any way shape or form, no matter how much I wish I did. Though I DO own Kohana and the Kanasuki so there!!!!!!!
"Talking"
'Thinking'
INNER BEAST
Ancient Language
Inuyasha stood at the edge of the forest, sword in hand ready to whoop some ass, but what he didn't know was that he was going to be facing off with some VERY pissed Sayajins and one pissed off Youki female that wanted to rip his nads off. Kagome quickly placed a barrier around her pups that could withstand even the Bokoryuuha (A.N. that is the Backlash wave for those of you who don't know lol I would hope you did though) and she then stood with fire in her eyes. But as she studied his form for any place unguarded by the Tetsusaiga, she happened to look at his eyes and caught sight of something that he wouldn't usually touch without breaking. It was metal with a colored glass part that seemed to be feeding him readings. She started growling at him as he barked out a laugh.
"Feh! You pathetic bitch! You think you can fight me off! As if I'd let you go so easily!! And you Sango! I thought you'd be on my side and would have dragged her back as well, but you turn out to be a weak bitch as well! I'll drag you both back by your hair!!!" Inuyasha shouted at the females "The pup I could care less about! As soon as she comes of age I will sell her off to a feudal lord as a kitchen drudge or something…" Inuyasha let that hang on the air bleakly…evilly. Her pup started wailing.
"INUYASHA!!!!!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY LIFE ANYMORE!!!! I AM DONE WITH YOU!!!!! GO FIND YOUR PHYCO CORPSE KIKYO!!! OR HAVE YOU GROWN TIRED OF HER AS WELL??"
"BITCH YOU WILL SUBMIT TO ME AS YOUR SUPERIOR!!!!" Inuyasha roared at her. Kohana was screaming louder.
"No way in hell am I going to submit to an arrogant asshole like you, do you hear me NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed at him attacking him with all she was worth as fast as she could go.
Kagome caught him off guard and managed to slice his sword arm pretty deeply and it instantly started bleeding profusely.
He dropped Tetsusaiga and wrapped his hand around the wound, coating it in a thick layer of blood which Kagome saw.
"TAKE THIS BITCH! BLADES OF BLOOD!!!" Inuyasha shouted. Kohana was now being wracked by tear jerking screams and shuddering hard as though she knew what was going on and wanted the bad inu male gone.
"DUCK!!!" Kagome yelled to the rest of them as she jumped into the air slicing down on him with her Kanasuki. She wounded him deeply on his shoulder but before she could finish him off he bolted for the way he came, a line of curses streaming from his mouth. However he wasn't watching where he was running and smacked into a furious Sayajin's chest, and bounced off of him to about five feet away.
"Hello mongrel," the furious prince spat.
"You don't have any idea who you're messin' with bastard, get out of my way, NOW!!!" the idiot hanyou roared at the seething prince.
"No I don't think I will you fucking retarded jackass!!! Don't you see what a wonderful woman you had?!?! Well your loss will be my gain you sniveling pussy!! And Sango is MY SISTER YOU RETARDED ASS!!!" Vegeta powered up from normal strait to SS3 without even meaning to and sent a ki blast Inuyasha's way that was so powerful that not even the Bokoryuuha could stop it. Inuyasha was hit by the powerful blast and flung about two kilometers away. Vegeta then powered down and went to Kagome who was knelt down trying to calm her child. As Vegeta approached Kohana's wailing quieted until it was a mere whimper and even that stopped as he knelt down and helped Kagome to her feet and put his hand gently on Kohana's head. He looked her in the eye and said "I don't think he will bother you ever again Kagome. Will you…I mean… Would you… do me the honor of… courting… me…?"
Kagome smiled at him and said yes. Then all hell broke loose and Krillen asked Sango loudly "Who WAS that? He didn't look human…"
"That was Inuyasha, Kagome's ex," Sango replied eying the direction Vegeta had blasted him and then gazing at Kagome and Vegeta standing close with his arm around her and his hand on Kohana's head. "Kagome are you alright?" she asked as Krillen continued to spew nonsense.
"I'm fine Sango a couple minor cuts but they'll be healed by tomorrow," Kagome answered looking at the slight trickle of blood running down her arm and opposite leg. Suddenly Kagome felt faint and collapsed into Vegeta's arms.
"Shit," Vegeta said lifting her into his arms wondering how she had kept Kohana in her arms then looking down he noticed that she didn't faint she only had gotten dizzy from loss of blood but when he looked at the cut on her arm it was already scabbed over and healing quickly.
"Thanks Vegeta," Kagome said snuggling deeper into his arms smiling and relaxing.
"You are welcome my Kagome," Vegeta replied looking down at her with love evident in his eyes.
Vegeta took off into the air with Kagome still in his arms to get her back to Bulma's and into bed, and as they flew Kagome fell asleep nestled safely in his arms.
The next day Kagome awoke late for her but everyone else was still asleep. Kagome looked over at the clock, 5:13.
"Shit, I'm running late!" Kagome said, a bit miffed that her day was starting out so late. Kagome went to the closet of clothes Bulma said she could wear and picked out a pair of low rise form fitting boot cut jeans and a light green shirt that said "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" on it. She then grabbed a towel and headed to the bathroom wanting to take a shower.
She walked in and turned on the water, undressed and got in. As she scrubbed herself clean she thought about Vegeta, he was so strong, so muscular, and so filled to the brim with testosterone he practically oozed it. Now they were courting and it felt good. She wondered how he would treat her and her pups, how he would feel if she asked him to train Shippou, and Kohana when she was older. She also thought about her job on the other side of the well, how eventually she would have to return and defeat Naraku and his latest detachment. She climbed out of the shower and began drying herself off. After she was dry she got dressed into the clothes she would wear today. She brushed her hair and teeth and went to her room again to put on her shoes and check the time, 5:45. She would have to hurry on breakfast and that would definitely take some time, unless…
Veggie POV
I woke to the scent of pancakes, bacon and eggs. I stretched and dressed quickly, then followed the smell downstairs. The sight beheld to me was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. My woman was wearing an outfit that formed to her curves and dips better than anything I've ever seen before, over her clothes was a light pink apron and she was cooking the best meal I've ever smelled on this tiny speck of a planet.
I walked up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist pulling her close and kissing her neck. I smirked when her head leaned to the side and she sighed. Then she turned toward me and planted a kiss on my lips and got back to work. 'Hmmm, so she isn't easily detoured from what she is doing… interesting' I thought. I let go and went to the table where she set a plate in front of me and said "If you finish this you can have more, it's a special Youki recipe. It'll fill you up faster and still give you the same nutrients." I nodded and started eating the most delicious meal I have ever tasted. She set out individual plates and then went up the stairs, probably to go wake up her children and my lazy little sister and the blue haired onna that could sleep through Shenlong being summoned by the dragon balls.
I soon heard the blue haired one shouting at her to close the door and turn off the light and then a splash of water and cursing followed by Kagome running past me and out the back door and the onna dripping wet and chasing after her, still in her pajamas. Soon Kagome's kit Shippou came down the stairs and asked what was going on. I shrugged and told him "Your mother cooked breakfast, she said that your plate was right there," and pointed to his plate. He smiled up at me and thanked me, and then he crawled up into his chair and started eating. Eventually Kagome and the blue haired onna came back inside and went to wake up my sister who, miraculously had slept through the whole thing.
Kags POV
Bulma and I crept up the stairs and into Sango's room and into her bathroom. Each of us was equipped with a cup and we filled both of them with water. Cold water. I snickered maniacally as we crept back into her room and I motioned to Bulma… 3… 2… 1… we pulled back her covers and dumped the water on her. She screamed then jerked upward sputtering and arms flailing, trying to grab one or both of us. I used my demon speed to get downstairs before Sango could catch a glimpse of me. I put the cup into the sink and started eating rapidly to get it somewhat done before Sango came down. Sango marched down the stairs with a malicious look on her face with Bulma behind her glaring at me. I acted innocent.
"Bulma said it was your idea… what exactly did you tell her to do?!?!" Sango demanded.
"Nothing at all I simply asked her to go wake you up so you could have breakfast with us after I woke her up," I replied smoothly, adding a questioning tone to my voice.
Sango rounded on Bulma and said "Really? Well then I guess a punishment is in order.
A few minutes later Hiraikotsu was tied to Bulma's back and she was having a hard time sitting up or walking at all. Apparently it really was very heavy… for humans anyway.
'Oh well' I thought 'Just another morning' and smirked at Bulma who was shooting murderous glances at me. And with that I started eating again much more cheerfully.
Freeza glared at the high and mighty young man standing before him his silver locks shielding his eyes.
"What was her energy level I asked you to scout?" he asked angrily.
"It was 8999, does that mean anything to you?" Inuyasha spat out venomously.
"WHAT!!! ALMOST 9000!!!!"
AN: MUAHAHAHAHA I just had to do a spin off of the old "IT'S OVER 9000!!!" line, I thought it was funny so sue me (really don't sue me I am dirt broke as it is) anyway read and review!!!
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