For Elvis :)

"This," Noah announced, hauling the tent poles out of his trunk. "Is going to be fun."

"What do we do first?" Kevin said, popping open his trunk.

Noah peeked inside: six person tent, collapsible chairs, butane stove, sleeping bags more appropriate for ascending Everest than crashing in the woods for a weekend, one-person kayak, two-person kayak, water purifier, GPS, knives, binoculars, tent poles…all of it brand new.

"Kevin," Noah said slowly. "Did you just go into REI and buy one of everything?"

"Well, yeah." He pulled out a solar charger and a flashlight the size of a fire hydrant. "Isn't that what you do when you go camping?"