LEMONS!

I do not own the twilight saga, but if I did it would be just this cool (: Hope you like, and if you don't, I really don't care all that much.

Bella was bored one day because Edward had decided that he needed to go hunting, otherwise he would end up eating her (bad, bad times) so, being bored as she was when Edward was not about, Bella decided to go grocery shopping so Charlie could have some good nutritious food when he got back from a long day of enforcing law (yeah right)

Bella got in her truck and drove down to the nearest Wal-mart (the place to be), which turned out was actually not all together that close, where she wandered aimlessly along the food aisle, unable to make up her mind about what food to actually buy (how indecisive!) A stand caught Bella's eye and she stopped, transfixed by the brightly coloured food. Bella grabbed armfuls and armfuls of the delicious-looking fruit and scampered off to the counter, completely forgetting that Charlie actually needed some food because the fridge was totally empty.

Bella drove home carefully to ensure that her driving did not cause any of the 6 paper bags stuffed to the brim with her fruity purchases to tip over, causing her lemons to roll all around the trucks boot. While contemplating her very sensible driving Bella reminded herself that she had a boyfriend who was quite the opposite, and that he reckless driving would cause her lemons to get all dirty. She silently thanked God that Edward was not in the car at that exact moment, but secretly wished that he would be able to share in the wondrous glory of a tasty lemon (he could, of course, not because he is a vampire and thus had no real need to eat – Lemons or otherwise)

Bella had a lot of difficulty when it came to opening her door, her arms were full of lemons and the bags were piled so high that she couldn't see the lock on the door. After a few moments of scrabbling she finally pushed the key into the lock and twisted, opening the door with a metallic click. Bella headed for the kitchen but was so shocked at what she found in the hallway that she promptly dropped her bag of lemons and they went rolling every which way.

"Lemons?" asked a confused voice. Bella was still a little bit in shock, and was clutching at her chest, as if trying to restart her heart, clearly shocked that anyone was in her house at all, on account of both Charlie and herself being out. Bella looked up into the golden eyes of Carlisle, who still seemed quite confused by the vast amount of lemons that Bella had purchased.
"You called" Carlisle stated, looking at her with a raised eyebrow"
"Yes. One question before we begin"
"Fire away!" Dr. Cullen said enthusiastically
"Are you ready to get your hands dirty?" Bella asked with a cheeky grin, returning the raised eyebrow
"I most certainly am Bella" he said, as Bella led him up to her bedroom...