Don't You Just Want To Kill Him

Bellas POV

Ok so today I found out some of the most horrible things of my life! First of all, I found out that Jacob loves me and as if that wasn't bad enough he wants to be with me forever, but the worst one of all is that he wants to KILL EDWARD! I just cannot let that happen.

I hate Jacob; I can't stand him so why can't he just get the picture already and leave me alone? I love Edward a lot more than I could ever love Jacob so I decided to take dramatic action!

Flash back

"I love you Bella, I just can't be without you," Jacob confessed whilst pleading.

"Look Jacob get the hint, I don't love you!" I shouted back at him.

"Edward means more to me than my hole life, my life wouldn't be worth living without him."

"But I can give you SO MUCH MORE than Edward could ever give you, we would never have to be careful," Jacob shouted in a croaked voice.

"I'm disgusted that you could even think that, I used to think of you as a friend but now I don't think of you as anything, you mean nothing to me, now why won't you just leave me and Edward alone to live the rest of our HAPPY lives TOGETHER," I shouted whilst commanding him to leave.

"I'm going to kill EDWARD and there is nothing that you can do to stop me!" Jacob threatened.

I panicked so I grabbed the nearest thing to me in the kitchen and when Jacob turned around to leave the house and go after Edward I hit him over the head and knocked him unconscious! I didn't want Edward to get hurt.

A few hours later Jacob aroused from his dreamy sleep and wobbled and the kitchen trying to get his bearings.

When he finally got his bearings he said "how dare you hit me like that, I thought you loved me," Jacob moaned.

"Have you not been LISTENING to me?" I shouted whilst getting really depressed "I do not love you, GOD!"

Were is my baseball bat and crow bar? Now that's a good idea, I think I'll just go grab them.

"Were are you going?" Jacob asked, turning his head round to stare after me.

I ignored him and ran up the stairs; I could soon hear his footsteps coming after me. Good. I sprinted into my bedroom and grabbed my crow bar and baseball bat (I got the baseball bat from playing baseball with Edward and his family and I got the crow bar from Jacob's garage) I then waited for Jacob to reach the top of the stairs before I hit him on the head with the crow bar. I hit him hard; he nearly fell but managed to grab the railing.

"Damn crow bar," I muttered.

I hit him this time with the baseball bat knocking him by his ankles, sending him flying down the stairs; I knew the baseball bat wouldn't fail me.

"I told YOU NOT to mess with ME," I shouted after him.

It took him about five hours to wake up by which time I was sitting on the couch watching TV and thinking about Edward.

Jacob got up, shacked his head vigorously and scampered from my house slamming the door behind him. He was probably scared of getting hit again; I don't blame him I would too.

End Of Flash Back

A List Of Things To Do To Jacob

Hit him with a saucepan.

Hit him with a baseball bat or a crow bar (optional).

Depress him.

Make him get the bigger picture about me and Edward.

Convince him that I hate his guts.

Get Edward to crush him into tiny pieces.

Run him over with a train or an aeroplane (optional).

Make him commit suicide.

Get Edward to bite him!

KILL HIM!

By the way I hate Jacob, he should go suck himself! I am an anti- Jacob fan. I wrote this short one shot story for everyone who hates Jacob! Please give reviews.