Jorinde: The nun was out fighting, got separated from her group, and wandered around and into the clutches of the vampire alucard. but does he really think he has the upper hand?

Hilde: Stop doing the dramatic dialogue and get on with it!

Sean: yeah!

Jorinde: Both of you shut up! and stay out of my udnerwear drawer! . ~clears throat~ i do not own hellsing, that belongs to the lovely mr. hirano in-Hilde! stop throwing those about!

Hilde: Nein ¬_¬

Sean: Oh no, a blood vessel s popped out! flee! ~runs away with hilde, both carrying bundles of underwear.~

Jorinde: The nun wishes you to enjoy the story. Come back here! ~chases with katana~ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ..

Chapter 1: First meetings

'A nun. And not just any ordinary nun. A vatican assassin. How interesting.' The count thought to himself whilst smiling at the sleeping figure on his bed. Integra had taken seras with her to personally go and speak to father Enrico Maxwell yet again, this time about a wandering nun found half dead and wandering like a crazy person on her property. When Pip Bernadotte had attempted to approach her to check her wounds, she swung her sword and managed to nick his cheek, luckily that seemed to have used all her energy because she immediately collapsed on the grass and had to be carried inside by draculina. At first, he was not that interested in the lost lamb of god, but when pip delivered him an interesting piece of information, he just couldn t help but become a little infatuated with this tasty little morsel. According to the horny mercenary, before the girl fell, she glared at him and what caught his attention were her blood red eyes. He noted how she threw the same sickly glare as alucard would when he ran out of blood packs and someone just had to piss him off. Alucard definetely had to see this for himself and waited patiently, blending in with the shadows of her room at the hellsing mansion.
When her eyes opened, alucard noted that Pip had been wrong; the girls eyes where not blood red, but a dark blue, almost green. As the realisation dawned on her where she was, she sprung forth, only to still when she realised she was only in her slip and covered in bandages. Ahe looked around and seemed to sniff around her, finally stilling, as her eyes seemed to rest on the spot alucard was. He didn t move but waited to see what she would do, but he didn t expect her to see him.

"I know your there, come... come out." She called, obviously trying to sound brave. He seemed slightly taken aback but stepped out and formed into his usual form, allowing a large grin to spread across his face as she gasped at his appearance.
"Where ...where am i? why am i here?" she asked, nervously glancing around and reminding alucard of a frightened little rabbit. He eyed her curiously, wondering what could have made this girl so special that even Pip was scared of her.
"You're in the hellsing mansion, owned by Sir Integra Fairbrook Windgates Hellsing. I am her servant, Alucard. and your name girl?" He watched as she tried to explain herself but become shocked at what she said.
"I am-wait, hell hellsing?! Oh no Heinkel s going to kill me!!" The girl whined a little and pulled a sad face, which raised alucard's eyebrows a little.
"You re too loud for your own good, like a drill in my skull. who are you girl?" Alucard asked, tugging at his gloves, not really caring anymore for this troublesome little girl.
"My... my name i- I am sister- i am called yumiko takagi." she blushed heavily and stopped herself from looking at the vampire.

"And you belong to the vatican correct? "he asked her dismissively, wondering if he would be allowed to have her as a chew toy for a while.
"Yes. i suppose you already know, i am a member of iscariot-" before she could finish, she heard him snort and looked up to him smiling menacingly at her.
"Ahhhhh, I see, one of Father Anderson's flock. No wonder you re such a little coward." Alucard sneered and turned his back on the nun, not wanting to bore himself anymore with this weakling.
"What what did you say?" her voice quivered with nervousness and a hint of anger.
"You heard me girl. I called your father a coward. That is what he is. Nothing more than slime of the earth. He's a good catholic, but a terrible burden to everyone, including himself. He couldn't even defeat me and he was supposed to be your best. Pathetic." And with the end of his speech, he intended to leave, but a sudden breeze fluttering his hair made him slightly turn, just in time to dodge the powerful kick the was aimed at him.
"Have at thee hellsing scum!" The girl, previously a quivering, nervous, self-conscious mess on the bed before him had now fully dived out of her bed and had leapt at him with the intent of putting her foot into the back of his head. She crashed against the door, but managed to land on all fours before him skilfully, momentarily shocking the creature. With her bangs in front of her face, she swept his feet out from under him and managed to pin the monster to the floor by pressing her foot into his neck. He noted her surprising strength and wondered where it could have come from. He looked at her face and could now clearly see something that surprised him. Her once soft and sweet features where now cruelly harsh and in his view, sharp and beautiful, and her teeth were now bared at him as if she were to sink her two fangs into his chest and rip out his heart. But what caught him most off-guard where her eyes. The eyes that caught his attention the first time with there stunning innocence and vividness where now the same red as his, deep, angry and passionate. Her snarl brought him out of his trance and he met her snarl with a sneer.