AN: I do not own Lazytown again just using them for my own enjoyment. This is my second story and I plan to do more then one chapet on this one!

Robbie looked at his machine pleased it had taken a year to fix it but it was now ready to be tested and he knew just the one who would be his subject. To long had Sportadork and the pink tornado foiled his plans. Oh no this one was brilliant he would turn Pinkie in to an infant and Sportatool into a kindergartner! The town would no doubt go back to being lazy after all who in their right mind would listen to a five year old.

He tinkered with it for a moment until it sparked.

"I meant to do that."

Once he was sure it was foolproof he set it down and turned to work on a few other inventions when he tripped on his orange chair.

"Meant that to!"

The only thing he didn't know was which one would be the first to be zapped Sportadope made sense but Pinkie might foil it and have Poodle reverse it. If he zapped Pinkie first Sportakook would notice and known he had done it and one of two things would happen: One he would get the tar beaten out of him for messing with Sportacus's girlfriend or he would have Poodle reverse it. well even if Poodle or Pencil whatever his name was did find away to reverse it at least Robbie would know it had worked.

"Finally after twelve years I will have beaten them! Let's see what Pinkie and her friends are up to." He said going over to his periscope.

Stephanie stretched as she greeted the morning it was another lovely day in lazytown, she quickly got up and changed for the day. Outside several kids were playing catch much to Robbie's distaste, he wasn't expecting her to see his scope and jumped when she addressed him.

"Morning robbie! Isn't a beautiful day?"

"Bah dreadful is more like it. Don't you have children to corrupt?" He sneered

The last time she had done this she asked his favorite song, in truth of all his disguises his pirate one was his favorite after all what little boy doesn't dream of being a pirate? He took his scope down before she could say anything else to him.

"It should be illegal to be that cheery in the morning." He grunted as he sent the scope up again sure that Barbie was gone.

"Hi guys." a familiar man in blue said

"Sportacus!" The kids chimed Stephanie waved

"What are you up to today?"

"Nothing really we were playing catch but were bored and it's almost time for school....correction it is time for school." One of the kids said as the bell rang.

"Oh that s it! Ishould just turn the whole damn lot in to infants." He said picking up his device and heading topside, until he realized he needed a disguise and went back down before reappearing as a giant bush.

"Stupid tubes I wanted the green bush, I've tried this purple one already." He mumbled heading to town.

When he arrived he didn't see Sportaflop or his girlfriend anywhere and assumed they had snuck off. He really didn't want to go looking for them after all who knows where they would be. He however found them kicking a soccer ball around not far away, He pointed his device and pushed the button.

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Short I know don't kill me! I thought I'd try the whole cliffhanger thing. As always reviews are like candy to me!