HLJokerBale- B is very loveable =D … once you get past the crazy

orochimarusbadgirl- the next chapter is now lol, much later than I intended

NejiIsMineXD- lol thank you my dear, B and Lawli shall be coming soon, I promise…. I think

watergoddesskasey- gwahhh thank youu =]

psh I own death note! Yeahhh. I own Santa too.

[kidding]

im sorry if this sucks but I was attempting to write this while watching youtube shit so I am a little distracted at the moment.

6- tell the truth...especially if you where a slut.

[Nears POV]

"Must I wear these things?" I asked, holding the items of clothing Mello and Matt had thrown me from their closet at arms length.

"God, Near, they won't kill you. Just put 'um on." Matt said.

"Maaatt, did you take my- oh never mind here it is…." Mello said from inside the closet.

"Near, I swear if you don't put those clothes on I'm going to put them on for you." Matt said, putting his hands on his hips.

"Hey! No one's stripping my boyfriend but me!" Mello shouted, dropping something off a shelf.

"What the fuck are you doing in there Mel?"

"None of your business. " he called back.

I sighed and looked down at the clothes I was assigned.

"I will be right back then." I said, and wandered out of their room into the bathroom at the end of the hall. I closed and locked the door so I could get changed into the small white t-shirt and black jeans. It was actually a little harder than I had thought it would be, because the jeans they had given me where much tighter than I'm used to.

Feeling a little uncomfortable, I slouched back to their room.

"Hey, you new or something?" Linda stopped me just outside their door.

"Um…no?" I said, turning slightly to face her.

Her eyes widened to the size of dinner plates and her mouth dropped open.

"Near? " she said, and promptly fainted. I shrugged and walked into the room.

"Finally what took you so lo-…. holy shit." Matt said, looking at me in much the same manner as Linda had.

"Do I look that strange?" I asked.

"N-n-no you look…. w-wow…" he stuttered.

"I'm sure." I said blankly.

"You do, you're like… sex on legs!" he said.

"Uh… thanks."

"What are you having an orgasm over Matt?" Mello asked finally coming out of the closet, and let me tell you, if anything could be described as 'sex on legs', it would be Mello. He had on skintight leather pants, a black vest, and a silver studded belt.

"Oh." He said a little breathlessly, also staring at me. "Damn I'm fucking lucky."

"If you two ever break up I think I might just rape him." Matt said. Mello punched his shoulder.

"So what do you think, Near?" Mello said, getting a bit closer to his usual self and doing a little spin so I could get the full affect of his outfit.

"You're amazing." I said with a smile, he beamed at me and grabbed my arm, tugging me into a hug.

"You guys are going to be all over each other tonight aren't you?" Matt groaned.

"Yeah, probably." Mello nodded. "let's go already, we're late."

TIMEELAPSEBECAUSEIMTOOLAZYTOSHOWTHEMWALKINGTOGEEDS.

[Mello's POV]

We walked into Geed's in the middle of the bands second or third song. It was dark, dirty, and crowded, just like always. Matt went into the mass of people, muttering about finding himself a date for the night. I lead Near over to one of the tables in the back. He sat on the chair across from me and I could tell he was uncomfortable because his new clothes where preventing him from sitting 'normally'. He's a lot thinner than I would have thought he was, the tight shirt now showing off that fact.

"Mello baby, long time no see!" cried a loud voice from behind me. I cringed and turned around slowly.

"Hi…John." I said, praying I got his name right.

"I knew you'd remember." He said happily. "hows it going?"

"Uh, good, thanks." I said.

"Who's your friend?" he asked, eyeing Near with interest.

"Um… actually that's Near… my boyfriend…" I answered awkwardly.

"Oh…." His smile fell and he walked away.

"Who was that, Mello?" Near asked. I turned back to him and considered lying, but that would break rule number six, so…

"Well.. I sort of hooked up with him a few weeks ago… I didn't think I'd ever see im again…"

"Oh…I see…" he said, almost to quiet for me to hear over the music. "Did you not think I wou-"

"Near, don't think like that, I was in denial about even liking you up until a few days ago, and I never would have guessed that you would actually say yes to anything… and really the truth is… well I've been a bit of a slut…" I said, scratching the back of my neck in embarrassment.

"Why?"

"Huh?"

"Why would Mello sleep around? Not only is he underage, he is also smart, pretty, talented, and interesting to talk to. Why would you need to do that?" he asked, his surprisingly innocent looking eyes wide.

"I'm-…I was a slut because I liked feeling close to people, okay? I didn't know I could have an actual relationship and I wasn't even interested in anyone but you."

"…That is…sweet … in a way." Near said, tilting his head to the side a little.

"Only you could think having a slutty boyfriend is sweet, honey."

"Well, aren't you lucky then." He smiled, "I quite like this band…oh my god is that Matt?"

"What?" I asked, turning to the crowd. And sure enough, there was Matt, attached by the lips to some guy and shirtless.

"Yeah." I sighed. "We have to make sure we get his clothes back before we leave…"

oh gosh I'm late darling readers, I'm terribly sorry! Please review even though I don't deserve it =D