A/N: I was up real late and angry and when I'm angry I take it out on characters I like. Sorry, Reid.

It was one simple conversation that destroyed Spencer Reid's hope and faith in humanity.

He was drinking a hot coffee in the break room with JJ. He wasn't listening to her rant about her latest failed date; he was just staring at her, smiling a little at her passion.

"…so I've decided to swear off guys forever, effective immediately." She nodded definitely.

He wrinkled his brow. "Don't you think that's a little dramatic? I—I'm sure there's at least one decent guy willing to do anything to be with you…"

She smiled sweetly at him then stood up and tousled his hair as she walked toward the door. "Aw, Spence, when I've got a great friend like you, why would I ever need romance or boyfriends?"

Crash.

Burn.