Authors Note: No idea how many chapters this will be. About five years ago I wrote another fic for another fandom with the same title. I have since deleted said fic and changed it so not only would it suck less, but would work for NCIS. Oh and there will be an original character in the next chapter. There will also be so McAbby in this fic for all you McAbby lovers. So enjoy the TIva and McAbby love. =)

Chapter 1

It was early in the bullpen, well for Tony DiNozzo it was. Yet for some odd reason here he was already at work, before everyone else. If Kate were still alive she would have said it would be a cold day in hell before Tony came to work early. It suddenly made him wonder if he could find a weather report for hell. Smiling to himself, Tony rubbed his hands together as he sat down at his computer and typed in weather report for hell. He was disappointed to see the closest place to hell her could find was Hellier, Kentucky where it was 56 degrees and raining. He then returned back to his web browser and typed in ANTHONY DINOZZO, before hitting the return key.

It wasn't long before everyone started to come in, and by that time Tony had found himself lost in an online video game. Some Mobster's game on Myspace. He only found it fitting that an Italian Stallion such as himself should play this. He was proud of his status and what he was becoming in the online mafia world. Soon he would be a real live Don Corleone, though he was much better looking than Marlon Brando. He was like McGee right now, only minus the princess and pointy-toed slippers.

As Ziva walked in and dropped her bag along side her desk Tony closed out the page and turned to her, smiling. "Rough night?"

Ziva narrowed her brown eyes on Tony. "My neighbors thought it would be a great idea to have party house until 3a.m. The music they played was so loud, and they were loud. I wanted to go over there and shoot them." She growled clenching her fists.

"It's called a house party Zi," He smiled at her. He loved when she would mess things up and he could correct her, it was the look on her face when he did said action that made him smile.

"Same thing." She replied bitterly and then yawned. "So how was that horror movie thing you and Abby went too last night?"

"Would have been a lot better if you were there." Tony confessed.

"Yes I know Tony, but I am not a fan of those movies and besides Abby would tell Gibbs we are breaking rule number 12." A look of worry crossed her eyes and her beautiful brown eyes grew wide as saucers. "Did she know it was me who called you last night?

Tony really hated that rule. That stupid rule limited many things he and Ziva could do. Like right now for instance Tony wanted nothing more then to kiss her, but thanks to rule 12, he could only do that in the privacy of his own home. "I never was one to follow rules David." Tony suggested, "and no she had no idea it was you. By the way I am going to hold you up to those things you said on the phone." He winked. "They pretty hot, and definitely peaked my interest." Grinning he looked down. "Peaked his interest too."

"Yes I know you do not follow the rules Tony, however I would not like it for Gibbs to kill me. Then have Vance tell my father. He would have me on the next plane back to Israel." A devilish grin crossed her lips. "You know I will not disappoint you Tony."

Resting his chin in the palm of his hand he stared at Ziva. "You never disappoint me Ziva, and that's what I like about you so much. Though you'll have to keep it down this weekend. I know you're a screamer and all, but my neighbors, the two elderly ones: Mr. and Mrs. Bergstein; have recently taken up smoking and I think we might be to blame for that. They're in their mid 80's I don't think smoking is good for them. Besides Mr. Bergstein patted me on the back and said good work the other day. It was kind of creepy. As for your father, you're a big girl Ziva, you're an adult and are free to do whatever it is you like."

Right away Ziva turned bright red when Tony mentioned his neighbors. "I am trying to keep it down Tony, I am doing a lot better than I was before. At least this time someone did not call the cops because they thought you were killing me." Her cheeks stayed red. "I am still attached to Mossad Tony, and my father can bring me home whenever he wants."

"Yeah that cop thing was pretty awkward huh?" He raised an eyebrow in question. "Problem is your screaming drives me insane, it's such a turn on, however only at lower decibels than usual." Hearing the elevator open Tony looked over and saw Gibbs walking out. "Yeah those jackhammers can be pretty hard on the hearing…" he quickly spoke. "Mornin' Boss."

At first Ziva was confused as to why Tony went from talking about sex to jackhammer, then she saw Gibbs. "Good Morning Gibbs, how are you?"

Gibbs smiled a bit sipping at his morning coffee. "I'm good and you Ziva?" He looked over at her.

"Oh I am a bit tired, my neighbors had a party that last well into the morning hours, but other than that I am king peachy."

Tony chuckled. "It's peachy keen, David."

"That too!" Ziva said pointing at Tony and smiling at him.

Tony turned his attention to his computer monitor as McGee walked in.

"Mornin' Boss; Tony, Ziva." He placed his bag down by his desk before sitting down.

"Mornin' Elf Lord." Smirked going back to his Myspace mob game.

Hearing his cell phone ring, Gibbs pulled it out. "Yeah?" he listened replying with a few simple words while writing something down. Closing his phone, he grabbed his coat, and SIG. "Gear up! A Marine was killed in an arson fire in Alexandria."

"I'm on your six Boss!" Tony shouted out grabbing his coat, SIG, as well as his gear and hurrying to catch up with Gibbs. He crossed the bullpen and stepped into the elevator, behind him followed Ziva, and McGee.