Disclaimer: …one day…one day, it will be mine. Muahahaha. But not today.

A/N: Ahhhh! I haven't updated in months! The sex scene is kinda weird in this one, actually it's pretty non-existent. This is kind of my test-fic for sex scenes, so I'm playing around with different styles right now. There'll be another lemon later on that's more descriptive, but for now this is all you get.

Chapter 5- Lips Like Morphine

"Um…Kanda?"

"What Moyashi?" responded an exasperated Kanda. The eyes of the whole entire cafeteria had been on them all throughout dinner because it had seemed like Allen and Kanda had been getting along and actually sitting next to each other during a meal of their own free will. Not to mention that everyone kept staring at the "matching bracelets". It didn't help that Kanda kept muttering death threats to Allen under his breath, which in turn activated the handcuffs and closed the distance between them quite rapidly. It wasn't until Allen was very nearly on Kanda's lap that Kanda had finally had enough and stormed out of the cafeteria, dragging along a very sad and still hungry Allen.

"…"

"What?"

"…"

"Mo…ya…shi! Spill it now!"

"I…I need to use the bathroom."

"Fine."

It took all of 3 minutes to get to the nearest bathroom and by the time they had gotten there, Allen was very, very red.

"Well? Aren't you going to go?"

"Kanda…" squeaked Allen.

"What?"

Allen lifted up his hand in front of Kanda's face, making Kanda's follow. Kanda's eyes widened as he realized what the Moyashi was getting at. The chain connecting them had gotten much shorter due the death threats at dinner. Their wrists were almost touching now and if Allen were to use the bathroom…

"So what are we supposed to do?" asked Kanda.

"Well, Komui said that it would grow longer if we showed…affection, so maybe if we…shook hands…"

"…fine."

Allen reached his hand towards Kanda and expected the samurai to pull away at the last minute or reject his handshake like when they had first met so long ago. But to Allen's surprise, Kanda firmly took his hand and after a brief and awkward silence, let go.

Kanda's hand had been cool to the touch and a lot softer than Allen had expected it to be after all that rigorous training.

The Moyashi's hand had been warm and inviting, even through the white glove that he was always so insistent on wearing…not that Kanda would know or anything, he was just observant…yeah, observant.

There was a long silence as they waited for the chain to glow and change length like it had numerous times in the cafeteria, only hopefully, with the opposite effect.

The chain began to glow…and grew…less than half a centimeter longer.

"C'mon, you two will have to do better than that!" came Komui's voice over a loud speaker.

Both of the exorcists looked around wide-eyed in astonishment before looking back at each other.

"Maybe we should try a different bathroom." offered Allen.

"Che. Let's get the fuck out of here."

All that could be heard from behind them as they left was Komui's maniacal laughter and the unmistakable giggling of one Lenalee Lee.

"Okay, so the handshake didn't exactly work."

"No shit, Moyashi."

After what happened in the public bathroom, Kanda and Allen decided to head back to one of their rooms and use a private bathroom. So now they wandered the empty halls of the Dark Order arguing over whose room to go to.

"So what should we do then? I reeeaaally need to use the bathrooooom!" whined Allen.

"Shut up, Moyashi. How the hell should I know?"

"Hug him… Kiss him…Sex him up…again."

"D-do you hear that too?" asked Allen.

"Che."

"It kinda sounds like Lenalee."

"Baka Moyashi, it's all in your head."

"So you're trying to tell me that the voice in my head sounds like Lenalee?"

"Whatever."

"You know you want to…just do it…jump him…doesn't he look sexy?...So just do it…Remember what happened last night?...You loved it…Don't deny it…"

"Kanda. Are you sure you don't hear it too?"

"Che. I never said that I couldn't hear it."

"But you said-"

"Shut up." said Kanda, stopping abruptly and shoving Allen harshly up against the wall.

"Kanda-"

"I said 'Shut up'."

Lips like morphine.

Kisses like sweet revenge.

Touches that scorch like hellfire and leave trails of lust in their wake.

A trail of clothes shed carelessly like leaves from trees scattered by the wind.

Whispers and moans lost in the heat of the moment.

Words muttered over and over again, but not without meaning.

Incoherent thoughts tumbling out in the form of actions.

Pants and heavy breathing filling the room.

Hands clutching the sheets.

Pain.

Pleasure.

Faster.

Harder.

Bliss.

"So…um…" started Allen awkwardly.

"Shut up and sleep, Moyashi." grunted Kanda, turning his back to the white haired exorcist sharing his bed.

"Right." said Allen as he turned his back to the stoic samurai.

It wasn't long before exhaustion finally won out over the mental battles going through both of their minds and the exorcists eventually drifted off into a surprisingly comfortable slumber.

Allen awoke wrapped in the arms of a certain samurai. Confused, but not displeased, Allen blinked wide-eyed at the arms that held him in a slumbering embrace. Around him like this, the toned, muscled arms bore almost no semblance to the arms that had not too long ago been wrapped around him in a more threatening and hostile way. These arms offered security and…affection, holding him tightly but not too tightly, as if he were something fragile and precious. The thought made a small smile appear on his face and an odd tingly feeling kindled in the pit of his stomach.

Kanda seemed to stir and Allen froze before trying, unsuccessfully, to squirm his way out of Kanda's grasp. If Kanda awoke while they were like this, surely even if Kanda was the one with his arms around Allen he would still find a way to blame it all on Allen.

His squirming just seemed to be waking Kanda up faster.

Oh shit. Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!

"Moyashi! What the FUCK?" shouted Kanda, having been rudely awakened by a blushing beansprout.

"Ah, sorry Kanda." apologized Allen, scratching his head in embarrassment, "You were…strangling me in your sleep."

"Che. Baka Moyashi! That didn't mean you had to activate your fucking innocence and fling me across the room!" scolded Kanda.

Allen, for once didn't supply a retort, he was instead staring at the distance between them.

"Huh, I guess it worked after all."

There was now a considerable amount of distance between the two and that explained how Kanda was able to wrap his arms around Allen comfortably this morning and how Allen was able to throw Kanda across the room without being pulled along.

Suddenly, Allen started fidgeting. A lot.

Kanda stared at the younger exorcist in confusion before asking, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

"I remembered that I still need to pee."

A/N: XD I actually already had this finished, but I forgot to post it up for you guys! And I don't even know how long it's been since I last posted a chapter. I'm sorry guys, my bad.

P.S. Blech, school is starting soon. I can't believe summer is already over! BTW, guess what I did earlier this summer! I went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! And it was like a dream come true. Sorry, I'm just reaaaallly happy about it. And I got a new car! And I am sooo happy that I've already started on the next chapter! Yay, so it should be up soon enough. Unless I forget to post it again…