Thanks so much for the good reviews on the Ten Thing Chad Dylan Cooper Hates! I decided to write another Chad one-shot because he is my all time favorite character.

The Chad-Blog

Hey, adoring fans! Did u miss me? I know you did. ;) Do u want to know how ELSE
probably misses me? My supermodel girlfriend Adrianna. Tall gorgeous Amazon babe, guys: Be Jealous.
Of course, Sonny Monroe has no idea that I'm dating Amazon babe. If she did she wouldn't be so filled with
the desire to kiss me. That's right, hot girls and wannabe hot girls! Sonny Monroe loves me.
She tried to kiss me the other day. Like, real lip-to-lip french kiss kind of thing.
It's not like the kind of fake kiss where the girl puts her hand over the guys mouth and fake kisses him.
It wasn't like that at all. It was the OPPOSITE actually. She's probably melting right now because
she was lucky enough to plant one on these gorgeous lips of mine. Soft as a baby's bottom, they are.
And they smell like cherries! Not mustard. NEVER mustard. I repeat, no part of my body smells
Like mustard. Just freshly picked cherries. Get it? Got it? Good. Now go tell are your friends
how awesome I am! Anyway, Sonny said she wanted to date me but I said 'No' because
Amazon babe wouldn't like it if I cheated on her, now would she? Okay, now I have
to go because Mackenzie Falls needs me. Peace out, suckas!

I am going to continue it if I get enough reviews, I promise. I know its super short!