Aftertaste

Based on true events *snicker*

Warning: Implied

Summary: Hidan is so sure that it would taste great. yeah right. ;p Hidan is kneeling in front of Kakuzu trying to choke it back. "blegh, it's sticky?!"

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything else *shifty eyes* ya got that.

Hidan sputtered at the taste of the white liquid. "Fuck, Kuzu!"

"What's the matter?" Kakuzu asked.

"The stuff is so-ugh" he shivered and some of the white substance dripped down his chin, "it's so thick and-," he jerked giving another involuntary shiver.

"You're the one who wanted it so badly." he spared a glance down at Hidan still fighting to get it down his throat. "Hidan swallow godammit!"

Kakuzu was getting annoyed at his reluctance to the liquid. "Why did you want it anyway?"

Hidan rolled his eyes up to meet Kakuzu's. "Itachi, Deidara, and Tobi all said they loved the stuff." He murmured around the mouthful. He spit it out unable to take it. "Ugh that's fucking awful."

"Godammit Hidan! Slimfast costs a lot of money!"

"Maybe it's just the vanilla kind~ I'll try the chocolate or strawberry kind next time."

Kakuzu was pissed at this point. "Money wasting son of a bitch! "Kakuzu then commenced to choke the albino immortal. A futile task other than to relieve all that pent up stress.

AN: I'll never look at Slimfast the same way.-^_^- This could have turned out so many different ways. Oh he's knelling in front of Kakuzu cause his knees buckled at the awful taste. Seriously stuffs nasty. Maybe I'll make a sequel or a alternate ending or sumpin'.=^-^= I love Hidan with a burning passion. Seriously can't you see the flames. It's getting kind of hot! FOR THE LOVE GOD SOMEBODY GET A FIRE EXTINGIUISHER!!!!ARGH- R.I.P. x_x

Hidan: *puts down flamethrower* that's what you get for loving your heathen god.