Author's Note: This is a new story and I hope to make this kind of funny, even though I suck at comedy. I will get back to my old ones soon, but I couldn't help but write this story, but I hope this one will be good and poor Naru-chan. He is in for a full surprise from our favorite seme, sasu-kuuuun! Hehe!

Warning: Yaoi (boy to boy love), cussing, and etc...

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, Sasuke does. ^_^

Please enjoy this story and review afterwards. Read and have fun doing it!

Damn Teme

Chapter 1: The Bet...

'Damn teme!' The peeved blonde thought scrubbing the already clean dish with a wet towel over the dirty sink. "To think he can keep this stupid joke up. Fuck him!" He threw the dish across the bright kitchen into the wall, splitting it into millions of tiny pieces. "Again with the angry issues, Na-ru-to." A handsome raven smirked picking up the shattered pieces. "Fuck you teme!" Naruto retorted stomping his foot in a childish manner for a 21 year old. "Why are you in such a fussy mood?" Sasuke asked innocently dodging another piece of expensive china ware. 'Damn this is going to cost me a fortune.' Sasuke turned to the fuming blonde connecting his black orbs with sky blue ones.

"You should fucking know why!" Naruto practically screamed throwing another piece of silverware. "You have been keeping your naughty thoughts to yourself and haven't even touched me today! Where is the pervert I married?" Sasuke gave a low chuckle and his smirk became even larger with a mischievous glint in his dark eyes. "And to think you thought I was too perverted all this time and now look at you," Sasuke pointed out keeping down his glee at the flames in the blonde's blue eyes; somehow turning red.

"At least show some affection of a married couple, teme!" Naruto huffed turning back to his chores. 'Don't fall for his ignorant remarks, Naruto. Stay strong and collected- oh who am I kidding! I need that bastard inside me now!' Naruto turned toward Sasuke to notice that he has already left. "DAMN YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

Naruto's day was horrible. First started with the morning when he woke up to fine that his teme wasn't sleeping beside him and was working down in his office and not with him. Second, he made breakfast and found out the bastard made his own and has already left for his daily routines outside leaving him alone and 'untouched'. Third, he still hasn't gotten a single grope or perverted look from Sasuke all day! How was a 'wife' supposed to be a 'wife' when the stupid husband won't even stay for a morning kiss in the damn bed!

Naruto fumed over the whole day about this whole problem and could feel the large crack inside his fragile heart. 'I'm becoming a perverted bastard myself.' He thought. Maybe Sasuke didn't want to touch him because he wasn't worth it anymore. What if it was a mistake to get married sense they were both men. Naruto stared down at the diamond ring on his left hand still remembering the pleasant day of their marriage. He could remember the wonderful spark in the Uchihas eyes and the gentle smile that only was showed toward him and only him. He loved everything about Sasuke. The way his eyes relaxed when he saw him, the warmth between them when they cuddle, and all the wonderful smiles. There was nothing worthless about the Uchiha. He was- perfect.

But Naruto felt himself drop at the perfection of his love one. He didn't deserve a powerful smart man like the raven. Sasuke deserved better, not a weak helpless fox like himself. Naruto sighed when he began placing the wet laundry in the dryer. "I'll kill him for making me do all the house work while he 'worked'." Naruto grumbled turning the machine on. "I don't even know what he works as." He thought of himself as a useless lover sense he didn't even know what his own love did for life. He did know that Sasuke loved drawing and taking pictures of nature. Sasuke did remind him that he was planning on becoming a wildlife photographer, but his dream was soon changed when he married the blonde. Naruto couldn't help, but feel guilty for ruining the future plans of his lover.

Sasuke was an excellent drawer. He never missed a single description and always stayed on topic. There was always a hidden beauty in his drawing and they always showed a mark of something special. His pictures were just as great and that was how Naruto and he met.

It was just a normal sun shining day for him, and he decided to take his normal stroll through the field of wildflowers, and it was strange for him to see a car parked on the side of the rode- an expensive one at that. It was shocking to see a young man about a few years older than him taking pictures of the beautiful wild flowers. When that handsome man turned to him he could swear that something flashed between those deep dark eyes that seemed to have swallowed him whole. Naruto believed it to be love at first sight, but decided to ignore that thought and introduced himself to the handsome stranger. It was very shocking to the blonde when the raven asked him to pose for him, and how could he refuse. That was how their love began. Naruto loved how Sasuke called him the most beautiful flower he has ever seen. He blushed at the memories.

Sasuke also drew many pictures of Naruto and most were very pleasant to look at and some- were Sasuke's way of 'art'. Naruto's blushed at the drawing of himself with all the sunflowers around his slender figure, and it was even worse when he saw himself naked in it. 'Damn pervert.' He had grumbled toward the raven when he first saw the drawing. He blushed when the Uchiha smirked at his work. The raven has always said that Naruto was the perfect model of his liking.

But those days have passed and now these new ones seem to drag on like Naruto's broken spirit. He silently prompted himself on the leather couch glaring at the sunflowers place beautifully in a blue vase on small wooden table in front of him. How Sasuke has always said that Naruto was his favorite flower and how sunflowers have always reminded the raven of him. Naruto couldn't help, but giggle at the raven's kind words. Sasuke always hated the bright sun, but he loved how it danced with Naruto's golden locks and sapphire eyes. Showing off his soft tan skin and the six whisker scars with three on each cheek. The scars only made the blonde even cuter and reminded the raven of a fox.

Sasuke always reminded Naruto of a raven with his dark silky hair spiked up in the back like a cockatoo- in Naruto's opinion. Naruto always joked around about the raven's hair style, but he did like thought- it fit the bastard just right. His long dark bangs shaping his handsome pale face. Sasuke was more lean and broad shoulder than Naruto's slim curved body. When Naruto pictured Sasuke and himself together, he could tell why people thought he was the woman and not Sasuke with his long hair.

He laughed at that thought remembering when the raven and he went on a date and the waiter asked, "What would you like to order sir?" Sasuke gave him his order and the gentleman turned toward him and asked, "And for you ma'am?" He almost spit out his drink when he heard the word 'ma'am'. Sasuke practically burst out laughing and Naruto began choking while the waiter stood dumbfounded and stared at the blonde worriedly. "I-I'm sorry." Sasuke whipped a tear from his laughing eyes and tried to explain to the waiter that his date just happen to be a male and not a 'female', but in Sasuke's words 'a disgrace to humankind'. The butler blushed and apologizes to the blonde and walked off too embarrassed to ask for Naruto's order.

It was the worst night of Naruto's life and Sasuke enjoyed every minute of it- until Naruto shouted at him and assured him that there will be no sex tonight and Sasuke's day ended there. Naruto chuckled at the memory without even expecting a peck on the cheek from his husband. "Daydreaming again, dobe?" Sasuke asked amused from the startled blonde. He sat next to his blonde lover and wrapped an arm possessively around his blonde's slender waist and pulled him gently against his chest. "Your dreams better be about me or I'll be jealous." Sasuke's voice seemed amused, but Naruto caught on to the raven's possessiveness and decided to play a little game with his love.

"Oh nothing about you." Naruto yawned and smirked at the jealous glint in the raven's eyes. "Then what was it about?" Naruto thought for a moment and decided to not tell. "None of your business, teme." Naruto retorted pushing away from the warmth playing hard to get. 'Hehe maybe this day won't end with a sad story after all.' Naruto thought having a happy dance inside his head when the raven fumed with curiosity and jealousness.

"You think you can play hard to get, huh dobe?" Sasuke's remark struck the blonde dumbfounded and he stared up at black orbs seeming to pour themselves inside his blue ones. "Then why don't we have a game?" Sasuke smirked devilishly and placed a light peck on the blonde's lips and whispered huskily in Naruto's ear. "Let's see which one of us can go without a single 'touch' from the other for as long as the other can resist." Naruto's face went pale. There was no way Sasuke can go without that untamed perverted mind of his running wild.

Naruto then smiled and gave a full force smirk just like the raven and whispered back just as seductively. "Okay then. The one who cracks first has to do whatever the other wants." Sasuke was a bit baffled at his lover's words, but he hid it and smirked backed- there was no way he was going to lose to the blonde idiot. "You are on, dobe."

"Teme, you sure you can handle this Uzumaki?" Naruto questioned moving close to the his lover's face with his full red lips just an inch away from those thin pink ones.

Sasuke gulped, but kept his full attention on the blonde's movements and smirked. "You think you can win dobe. I think having you do whatever I want for a whole month will be worth it." Naruto's eyes shot open from Sasuke's words and then it finally registered.

"I didn't say for a month!"

"Yeah, but you didn't say it couldn't"

"But that's not fair!"

"Are you saying you're going to lose?" Sasuke mused brushing away from the blonde leaning against the leather material.

"No way teme!"

"Then let's start."

"Fine!"

Naruto didn't know the half of what the raven was planning of and soon he will find out. Sasuke couldn't wait to see how the blonde will crack.

TBC...

A/N: Okay that's the first chap and don't worry the next ones coming! But I need ideas first on how to start the next chap, so please review!

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