WOW! I got loads of reviews after a few minutes of uploading it! I didn't have time to reply to all of them so thank you to everyone's reviews and I'm glad I made you laugh. This is what happens when Bella goes to school and everyone is talking about the party. Outfits on my profile!!!
Warning: swearing, grinding and skimpy outfits!
Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight, probably don't even own myself! How sad...
Party-the aftermath!
I heard people's whispers about the party as I jumped out of Emmett's jeep. I had to take his Jeep because Edward's Volvo was painted bright pink and he refused to drive it, and he wouldn't let me drive my truck. Emmett picked me up as he got out and walked to maths with me slung over his shoulder screaming and kicking. Edward, Alice, Rosalie and Jasper were hunting and Emmett had managed to switch his classes to look after me.
"Emmett, it's not even time to
for lessons yet!" I whined at him as he walked through the
classroom door.
"I know, but I wanted to play a trick on
everyone. Just sit in my lap and pretend to kiss me, carry on when
everyone comes into the classroom." He whispered at me and lay down
on the teacher's desk and sat me in his lap. It looked like I was
straddling him; I dreaded Edward seeing this in people's thoughts.
We stayed like that for awhile and then we heard high heels walking
down the corridor towards the room. Emmett pulled me onto him and I
pretended to kiss him, but really I was swearing at his lips as I did
it. I heard a gasp and more people walk into the room.
"Emmett, Edward will kill you when he reads people's mind!" I whispered at Emmett as I heard more gasps. Emmett pulled me into his arms and sat me in my seat before forcing Mike out of the seat next to me and sitting down. Everyone was looking at me and passing notes between each other. The teacher walked in with piles of books and started handing them out.
"Everyone turn to page 107 and do
questions 1-31." The teacher ordered the class. He then walked over
to Jessica and took the note she was passing to Lauren.
"Mr
Yorkie, can you please read this out to the class." He ordered Eric
and shoved the note into his hands. Eric scanned the page and laughed
before reading it out.
"The party was great, I kissed
Rosalie though. She isn't that bad of a kisser! The best part was
when Emmett kissed Bella's chest, and in the morning she was
kissing him!" Eric stopped talking to take a breath. I for some
reason wasn't blushing even though all the eyes in class were on me
and Emmett.
"Really?! Did you see them before class started?
I mean, why would you lay on the teachers desk kissing?! I wouldn't
object though, Emmett is flipping sexy!!!" I felt sorry for
Eric having to read that, I heard Emmett chuckle at the side or me.
"I know, right! She was straddling him as well; I would hate
to be Edward right now!!" Eric was about to read the rest of
the note but the teacher snatched it from his hands. Eric sat back
down and I glared at Emmett as we were both sent out of the
classroom.
"I can't believe you got us
kicked out of class!" I yelled at Emmett, he just laughed and
draped me over his shoulder again and walked out of school to his
Jeep.
"Alice is having another party! And you are going whether
you like it or not." Emmett told me with a childish grin. I groaned
knowing that I had no other choice but to oblige. We were soon at the
Cullen mansion because of Emmett's manic driving; he is worse than
Edward! We walked inside and the room was decorated like a forest.
Emmett went into a room where I heard Jasper and Edward's laughs
and Alice skipped over to me and dragged me into Rosalie's room.
When I went in Rosalie was dressed as a very sexy Little Bo Peep and
she was holding bags out to Alice and me. Alice took her bag and
stripped to her underwear and started putting her costume on.
"Bella put your costume on."
Alice chirped at me, I took the bag and peered inside.
"I am
not wearing that!" I yelled at her. Inside was a Dorothy outfit
from the wizard of oz, but a very skimpy Dorothy outfit.
"You
have too! If you won't put it on I'll put it on you!" Alice
warned, I knew that she would and quickly got changed into it. I
avoided all mirrors as I walked downstairs. Rosalie went downstairs
first in her costume and walked over to a big sheep who sounded like
Emmett, and then Alice skipped down the stairs in a red riding hood
outfit and ran over to Jasper who was dressed as a wolf. I stumbled
down the stairs trying not to look in the mirrors that lined the
stair case. A big tin man ran over to me before I fell, the tin man
was Edward.
"Wow, Bella!" Was all Edward could say as he
stared at me, I crossed my arms and stopped to sit on a tree log that
had replaced the sofa.
"Alice, is anyone else coming to
this party?" I asked noticing that we were the only ones here and
everyone else was at school.
"Carlisle and Esme are coming as
soon as Carlisle finishes surgery. But for now we can dance! So get
up and come here, NOW!" Alice chirped and dragged me to her and
Rosalie.
"But, Alice I don't know how to dance." I whispered
at her even though everyone heard me with their stupid vampire
hearing.
"Don't worry, just watch Rosalie!" She chirped at
me. I watched Rosalie dancing and turned to Alice.
"Alice, what
the fuck is she doing?!" I asked her, she laughed at me.
"Wow,
you swear? Anyway, she is grinding! It's your turn next so pay
attention!" Alice chuckled.
"I am NOT dancing like that; it's
bad enough I have to wear this!" I hissed and walked back to
Edward. Edward was laughing as I walked over to him and I was about
to ask why, but Emmett grabbed me from behind and shoved me into
Rosalie.
"EMMETT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" I
screamed stomping back to Edward but they all ganged up on me and
took me back to Rosalie.
"Rosalie is going to help you dance!"
Emmett boomed between laughs. Rosalie took my hand and made me
'grind' with her. This was so embarrassing and Emmett was going
to die, again.
I can't believe that I am actually
having fun doing this! Alice had now joined in and the boys were
stood ogling us. They were about to get up and join us when Esme and
Carlisle walked in. They were both dressed as classic vampires.
"Why
are you grinding?!" Esme shouted and pulled us apart while Carlisle
restrained the boys from joining in.
"Esme, we were having fun!"
I whined; Esme looked at me shocked.
"Why are you girls dressed
like that?!" Carlisle politely asked, the boys started
laughing while I blushed.
"You said I could throw another party.
But you never said what kind of party!" Alice pointed out with
smugness in her voice. Esme shook her head and took Carlisle's hand
and started dancing properly. I decided it was not best to continue
grinding and skipped over to Edward.
"You won't let me ballroom dance
with you but you grind with my sisters?" Edward asked. I simply
nodded and Emmett picked me up from behind and kissed my
neck.
"Emmett, what are you doing?" Edward asked pointing to
my neck, Emmett chuckled.
"I like the new side of my little
sister! And she likes me." Emmett told him with a straight face;
probably showing Edward what happened in class.
"Bella, why were
you and Emmett kissing?!" Edward yelled and pushed Emmett away from
me.
"It was the only way to get out of class!" Emmett yelled
back and soon there was a tin man and a sheep fighting on the floor.
I must admit it was a funny sight. Edward was whacking Emmett with
the axe that came with his costume when Carlisle and Jasper pulled
them apart. Edward was growling while Emmett was stood laughing at
him. He stopped laughing when the door bell rang, I walked to answer
it with Emmett following behind me in a ripped sheep costume.
I opened the door to a worried
Charlie.
"Bella, what are you wearing?!" He shouted at me and
Emmett waved at him. Emmett picked me up again and sat me on his
shoulders and let Charlie in. The whole time Charlie just stared at
the giant sheep I was sat on.
"Hey Charlie." Alice chirped
hugging Charlie. Charlie didn't hug her back instead he stared at
the scene in front of him.
"Why are you having a party, and why
aren't you all in school?" Charlie asked staring at the sheep I
was sat on. We all looked at each other deciding what to tell
him.
"Trust me, you don't want to know!" Rosalie finally
said breaking the silence, Charlie looked around again.
"Okay, I
really don't want to know. But promise me I won't see another
naked Emmett like last night!" Charlie answered. Everyone nodded
and Emmett got stern looks from Esme, Charlie finally left.
I was still on Emmett's shoulders
when Edward looked at me, this only annoyed him further.
"Emmett,
put Bella on the floor!" He shouted and Emmett put me down, I held
on to his waist.
"Eddie-poo I want to stay up there." I whined
and Emmett put me back on his shoulders then started dancing again. A
few minutes later the phone rang and Esme picked it up on the second
ring.
"Hello?" she said down the
phone, her face got worried when the other end started
talking.
"Okay, I promise they will be there soon." She said
and put the phone down turning to us.
"That was the principle,
he wants you back at school this minute or he will expel you all. You
don't have time to get changed and you will just have to go like
that." Esme told us and I remembered what I was wearing. I couldn't
protest because I was soon stuffed into the Jeep and we were racing
to school. When we got there it was lunch time and everyone was
outside, and everyone stared as we all filed out of the jeep in
costumes. I linked arms with Edward and we comically skipped across
the car park singing 'we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful
wizard of oz'. We got stares from people and wolf whistles from the
boys. We all ended up with linked arms as we walked into the office
to get our marks.
"How may I help you?" the woman asked trying
not to laugh at our costumes.
"We just needed to say that we are
at school now!" Alice chirped and we skipped back out into the
corridor. Rosalie was being friendly towards me for once and was
happy to link arms with me as we skipped into the cafeteria with the
boys shying behind us in ridiculous costumes. We finally got to our
table after a sea of wolf whistles and stares. I sat down in Edwards
lap and picked at the food he had got me, I was more interested in
why Emmett was building a mountain of forks.
"Emmett, what are you doing?" I
finally asked him, he chuckled evilly.
"I'm waiting for Mike
to come over here and comment on our outfits." He told me with a
menacing smile. Sure enough Mike walked over a few minutes
later.
"Wow you girls look h-" Mike started but was
interrupted by about 100 forks thrown at his head.
"Bo Peep, I'm
scared. It's the butcher, he's come for me!" Emmett screamed
hiding behind Rosalie. Now everyone was looking at us. Rosalie stood
up and climbed onto the table.
"I just want to say that if you
dare butcher my favourite sheep you will DIE!" she screamed at Mike
then pushed him over with her foot. We all burst into laughter as he
fell into a dinner lady who dropped the food she was holding over
him. I jumped up from Edward's lap and walked over to Mike. He
smiled at me when I bent down next to him.
"Noooooo, Mike that
was my lunch!" I shouted at him before slapping him and sitting
back in Edward's lap. Alice got up and helped him to stand then she
grabbed his hand and ran out of the cafeteria. She came back a few
seconds later dragging a Mike that was covered in terrible make-up
and a dress that Alice always carried around for emergencies. Rosalie
and I walked over to him and held him still on the floor with our
feet while Alice took a photo. We then did a victory walk back to the
table and climbed onto it and started grinding. Now everyone in the
cafeteria was laughing at Mike who was still laid on the floor. Until
the principle stormed into the cafeteria. We jumped off the table and
sat in our seats while Mike hid his head.
"THAT'S IT! Emmett Cullen, Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Bella Swan you are expelled! Get out of my school!" He shouted at us, we all stood up and walked out with our heads held high.
"That was fun!" Emmett said rubbing his hands together and running to his Jeep. I can't wait to become a Cullen now!
YAY! Did you like the extra day? I did, and have you ever grinded? I haven't. Anyway REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! And give me some truth or dare questions for another story I am doing.