I do not own Drake & Josh or anything related. Those rights belong to Dan Schneider.

Title: Kiss Day
Author: Bitch Slap Love / Against A Wall
Rating: T for BrothaCest (Subject to Change)
Warnings: Out-Of-Character
Couple: Drake/Josh
Summary: Drake finds out about a new holiday.
Inspiration: Serious business. Real Holiday. As in Today.
Author Note: I thought about pulling this on my own Joshie but. . . .
Thanks: My lovely beta: YaoiLuver001

Word Count: 331

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Drake bounded into their room grinning like an idiot. "Hey, Josh!"

Josh jerked, and almost fell off his chair. "Heart attacks!" He hissed, clutching his laptop tightly. "You give them to me."

But Drake continued to smile excitedly and bounce on the balls of his feet. "Listen, listen." He walked closer. "Do you know what today is?"

Closing his laptop carefully, Josh set it aside and crossed his legs. "Tax day?"

Drake faltered. "Hah?"

Josh flipped a hand in the air. "You wouldn't understand. Never mind." He smiled slightly. "What day is it today? Besides the fifteenth of April?"

"It's," Drake paused for effect, leaned down so his face was in front of Josh's. "Same-Sex Kiss Day."

Josh stared at Drake incredulously. "Sure it is, Drake."

Drake frowned and snorted. "It is, they were talking about it on the radio." He defended, leaning back and crossing his arms.

Josh lifted his hands into the air and flashed a grin. "Okay, Drake, what ever you say." His hands settled back on his legs. "But what does it matter?"

"Oh, right!" Drake perked again and smirked. "It matters because now I can do this."

Without letting Josh respond, Drake leaned back down, placed his hands over Josh's and kissed him square on the lips.

Josh didn't react the way Drake thought he would, he just waited for Drake to pull away before saying, "It's not like you don't do that anyways."

"Not the point." Drake affirmed, pecking Josh on the lips again. "I could do it in public today and no one would say anything."

Josh backed away. "No. You will not." He freed his hands and pushed Drake away. "And I'm officially banning you from showing up at The Premier." He pointed a finger at Drake. "Got it."

Drake still had the same smirk on his face. "But I've got a hot date tonight."

Josh tried to break in but Drake wouldn't let him.

"And I plan for everyone to find out."

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I actually wrote this yesterday, I just couldn't get it up.