" WHY does he always leave his toys on the floor!? " Light was yelling to himself. It was his turn to clean the house and Near didn't make it too easy.

" I've said it thousand times, put your toys where they belong or some day you might not find them anymore, but does he listen, oh no, of course not. This is the life of Light Yagami, who is currently living in England as a desperate housewife, " he was muttering. He was so focused on his task he didn't hear L sneaking in. Silently he closed the door behind him and put his arms around Light's waist.

" Stop whatever you're doing ", L whispered.

" I'm trying to make this place look- " Light didn't have a chance to finish his sentence. Before he could realise what was happening L pushed him against the wall.

" Darling, the kids.. " Light sighed. He wanted it, but the idea of Near and Mello interrupting their private moment didn't sound good at all.

" They left to their friend's house, they won't be back before tomorrow, " L said. Light was pleased. They hadn't really had time alone lately. There had been so much fuss about L's cases, Near and Mello both having their usual teenage problems, Light's work etc.

" I'm sorry I've been so busy lately ", Light whispered while L was kissing his neck.

" Come, " L said and dragged Light outside Near's room and down to the basement.

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Oh, the basement. It was the place in their house where only the grown-ups were allowed to enter. Light wasn't very sure if Near and Mello even knew their house had a basement. The door was hidden behind the old cupboard and even to their own surprise they hadn't yet managed to knock that piece of furniture over. Not that they ever tried to. The cupboard looked heavy, but easily L pushed it aside. They ran fifteen steps down and before Light could even think about switching the lights on, L had already pinned him against the wall, again. He opened Light's shirt's buttons one by one, teasing, kissing every inch of his chest. Light ran his fingers through L's hair and moaned slightly.

" Love, you could actually move a bit faster - " Light sighed quietly, but L didn't let him finish. It seemed like no one ever did.

" Shut up, bitch. " Somehow that made Light want him even more.

" Can't I even moan? " Light asked curiously. L looked straight into his eyes.

" You won't be moaning this time. You'll be screaming. Louder than ever. " To Light that sounded like the best promise ever. Suddenly he felt something cold around his neck. Before he could make any protests L had already chained him to the wall.

" Oh, no no... "

" Oh yes yes, " L whispered huskily with an evil smirk dancing across his face. Light closed his eyes when he felt a small whip tracing down his naked chest. The first blow broke his skin. Few drops of blood dripped from the wound, leaving crimson red stains on his tanned skin. The second one was even worse. It made him whimper in pain and pleasure.

" Open your eyes, Light-kun, " L demanded. When Light did so, the third and the worst blow tore the skin of his thigh open. He coughed and panted heavily, trying not to beg for more.

" What do you need, Light-kun? " L asked knowing exactly the answer Light was going to give.

" I need...you...to punish me, " Light whispered.

" What have you done? " L loved to see his usually so proud lover so submissive.

" I have been...disobedient.. "

" Haven't I told you not to? " L grinned and hit Light's brown thighs once again so hard it left them both totally speechless. L saw it had hurted a lot and for a second he regretted it. Light had to force the words out of his mouth.

"...Yes, " he sighed almost inaudibly. That was enough for L. He threw the whip away and started to suck his lover's neck softly. Slowly he moved his hands down to Light's stomach. Soon L's lips found Light's hardening erection and slightly kissed it.

" Do you want it? " L asked, looking straight into Light's eyes. He nodded and smiled, his eyes half open.

" Beg for it, " L whispered.

" Please, " Light answered quietly.

" BEG for it, bitch ", L demanded.

" Please...now... " It started to get hard for Light to make understandable sentences. L grinned and licked Light's tip softly, playing with his tongue. Light tried to thrust himself deeper in to L's wet mouth, but he backed off.

" Easy, lover boy..." L grinned and gave few kisses to Light's thighs. Light shivered and tried to beg him to continue his sweet treatment. When he finally took Light's member fully in to his mouth Light realised that L was right. Light didn't want to moan. He wanted to scream his lungs out.

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A/N: This is actually the first chapter I wrote for this story. I was planning to publish it as an oneshot, but for some reasons I changed my mind. So it took 5 chapters to get here. :D I've been working on my second story, I hope I can publish it soon.

And it also seems like I continue making absolutely stupid mistakes. In this one chapter I claimed Light's a girl. I don't know what I was thinking, probably nothing. Thanks for Elizabeth for pointing that out, in it's own way it was very hilarious. :D Anyway, I always say I shouldn't write when I'm tired and in this very moment I'm doing it again. It's 6.40 am and I've been up all night. This is it, kids. When you grow up, you'll lose your ability to sleep enough. You should see me, I look like a zombie. And you're also gonna lose your ability to know when to stop writing too long author notes. So thanks for reading and reviewing! :)