Well, this is later then intended but it's finally up! And, next chap should be up soon! Sadly, only the rest of Saturday and Sunday remain for this fic....I'm gonna miss it :D

Hopefully this chapter had the normal humor in it because I just got done writing it and haven't reread it XP


When Lassiter woke up the next morning he was uncomfortable for many reasons. Reason one was, of course, his ass hurt. That was Shawn's fault. The second reason was he was feeling an uncomfortable pressure on his whole body. Opening his eyes quickly he realized this was Shawn's fault too.

Stupid Shawn.

See, Shawn was not sleeping on his side of the bed, and he wasn't just curled up really close to Lassie. No, Shawn was on top of the detective.

If the psychic was really going to move in this could not be an every night thing. Shawn was laying on his stomach and breathing deeply, right into Lassiter's neck. Thankfully though, he wasn't snoring. Lassiter might have killed him if he was snoring so close to his ear.

Knowing there was no way he could go back to sleep this morning he carefully tried to wiggle out from underneath Shawn. Shawn responded by wrapping his arms around Lassie and shifting so that his knee was shoving into the older man's hip.

With a growl Lassiter gave up on trying to be nice and just shoved Shawn off. Even though he'd pushed Shawn to his right the idiot shifted his weight so he fell right off the bed. With a comical flail the confused man hit the ground and yelled.

Carefully Lassie stepped over him and walked to the closet as if nothing had happened. Meanwhile Shawn was whining up a storm. "What the heck Lassie?"

"You were on top of me."

Shawn laughed. "You didn't seem to mind last night."

The laugh died as Lassiter glared at him.

"Well you didn't!" He sat up, rubbing the spot on his head where it had connected with the floor. "What time is it anyway?"

"6:00." Carlton replied nonchalantly.

The younger man's eyes bulged. "Why?"

"Because that's the way time works Shawn."

"Why are you up?"

"It's the time I usually wake up."

Shawn almost had a heart attack. "You're crazy!"

"That's great coming from the 'psychic'."

Shawn ignored this and climbed back under the covers. "Come back to bed." He whined.

Lassie looked at him like he was growing another head.

"Fine…" Shawn pouted, curling up under the comforter childishly.

With a roll of his eyes Lassiter walked out to the kitchen, now wearing a hideous pair of blue plaid pajama pants.

When Lassiter's coffee was done five minutes later he looked up to see an angry Shawn waddle out of the bedroom holding the blanket around him and having a tired looking Little Boy Cat 2 on his shoulder.

"You suck." He snapped at Lassiter.

Carlton grinned and left an angry Shawn at the table to go to the bathroom. As soon as the door closed Shawn jumped up and headed for the coffee pot. If Lassie was going to wake him up this early, he was going to have caffeine.

When Lassie came out of the bathroom he saw a smug Shawn holding an empty glass. "What did you do?"

Giggling Shawn pointed to the now-empty coffee cup.

"You didn't."

"Oh, but I did Lassie."

Horrified Lassiter pulled his own coffee away from Shawn.

"I needed to wake up!" Shawn defended innocently.

"You and caffeine could never make a happy result."

"Nope."

"Today is going to be hell isn't it?"

"Yup."

With a loud smack Lassiter's head met the table. Shawn grinned. "But I'll be energetic when moving my stuff in so you don't have to do all the work!"

"Can I change my mind about you moving in?"

"No way. Last night sealed the deal."

Groaning loudly Lassie sat up. "Let's get this day over with then." He stood up and walked to the door, Shawn close at his heels.

"Can we bright LBC 2?"

"No."

But Shawn scooped the fluffy little cat up anyway and skipped behind Lassiter to the car. "Can we see Jules?"

Carlton sighed. "Fine." He answered, hoping it would shut Shawn up.

"Sweet!"

As Shawn turned on the car sterio and started to sing along to some song he didn't know (instead of saying the words he said pineapple over and over to the beat) Lassiter wished he could run himself over with the car. Or maybe he'd run Shawn over…..


Review please!!! I would like to know you guys still care :D

Oh, and I've decided that LBC 2 is gonna have babies (and I already know who with :D)

Aaaaand, Shawn and Lassie will get married. I KNOW!! It's exciting XP

How will this happen in just 2 days? Well, you'll see