Here is a new story of mine. It is going to be short, but definitely not a oneshot

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"Stephanie Plum you are under arrest for assaulting an officer. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?"

Hi my name is Stephanie Plum and right now I am currently being put under arrest. Now if you know me I am pretty sure your not all that surprised that this has happened to me of all people, but if you don't know just wait a little while longer it really isn't all that hard to understand. And seeing as how you are not me, I'm positive you will find this story funny.

"Ms. Plum do you understand these rights?"

"Yes."

Oh I understood the rights perfectly. What I don't understand is why my now ex-boyfriend decided to press charges for just a small little boo boo. And here I thought the Navy made him more of a man. I guess I was wrong. Oh well, it wouldn't be the first time I was wrong about a man.

Anyway back to my story, a story that began and ended with a fight. A story that both began and ended a relationship.

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The beginning and the end of this story have one thing in common: Morelli and I got into a fight.

The fight was the same as any other fight me and Morelli have and it contained the usual factors: work, marriage, and children.

"I don't want to get married, I don't want to have kids, and I don't want to quit my job!"

"Cupcake, I love you and I would like for you to be alive for a couple more decades. Not only that but, come on, you are not bounty hunter material. Hell, you don't even know how to use a gun."

Jerk, I may not know how to shoot it, but I sure as hell know where I am going to shove it if he keeps talking like that.

"And Cupcake, your my girlfriend so when you embarrass yourself you are also embarrassing me. Besides we both know that you are going to do it, I just don't undersand why you are taking so long to admit that this is right." Ah, so this is what they call love.

"Maybe it isn't right."

"Cupcake, what are you talking about of course it's right, we love each other." And there it is ladies, the chocolate colored eyes that can capture any woman. Strange, but I can't feel anything anymore when I look into them.

He loves me...hmmm it sure didn't feel that way a couple of minutes ago.

"Is this because of Ranger."

"What?..no...This is only about us Joe. Don't you dare bring him into this!" Why does it always come down to this?

"He is always there Cupcake, standing between the two of us, and he is always trying to take what is mine." You are so wrong there Morelli, because there is nothing here that Ranger wants.

"Your wrong Morelli, he doesn't want me." That shoudn't hurt as much as it does.

"And your wrong Stephanie, we are meant to be together." And that shouldn't scare me as it does.

"I don't think I'll ever want what you want Joe. How will that ever work?"

"Steph, you're thirty years old. Grow the fuck up."

"You know what Morelli, fuck you, fuck your plans, and fuck this relationship. I'm through with you. Goodbye and good riddance."

"You'll be back Steph, we both know you need me."

"See that's where you're wrong Joe. I don't need you, and I don't want you. Not now and never again." There is only one person I need, only problem is that I am the one person he doesn't want.

"Ha, that's as much of a joke as you are."

I didn't think (not much of a suprise really). Next thing I know my hand shoots out and hits him right on the nose. I see him stumble back and clutch his nose while tears gather in the corner of his eyes. He yelped out in pain and I held back the smile of satisfaction that threatened to appear on my face.

"Damnit Stephanie what the hell is wrong with you." Oh look, he's turning red, I wonder what other color I can make him turn into.

"Shut Morelli, you and I both know you deserve it." He actually deserved a lot more, but my Grandma borrowed my medieval torture weapons for the weekened.

"Yeah, and you deserve to rot in hell." I so don't need to hear this. I turned to walk to the door, but before my hand could reach the handle it was twisted behind my back and I heard the clink of handcuffs as it was clasped against my wrist.

"Stephanie Plum you are under arrest for assaulting an officer. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?"

You have got to be kidding me. I mean, we've gotten into fights before, and sure we never hurt each other in the previous ones, but he has gone through a lot worse than this while he was with me. Geez Morelli, grow a set already.

"Ms. Plum do you understand these rights?"

"Yes, I understand these rights, and I also understand that you have no right to do this."

"I'm a cop Cupcake." he spit out, shoving me of the house and towards his car "I have every right."

Morelli put me in the back of his car and drove off to the police station.

This Morelli, is war.

This is just a short story that popped into my head. It will only be a couple of chapters. I got some good reviews from one of my other stories so I thought I should try another.

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thanks. Agony1993