The Genie and The Cullens
Intro :
Ok seen as I didn't get many lets say "good review's on my last mini series of stories named : The quest to kill Jane. I decided to just do another story.
This story takes place in the white living room in the cullens house in forks. Alice is gelling her spikes, Jasper curling his curls, Bella biting her lip, Edward drinking lemon and honey so his voice sounds sexy, Emmett arm wrestling himself ( the right arm is winning the left arm ), Rosalie staring into a mirror, Carlisle playing with his x-ray machine and Esme practicing her " sweet smile" in the window reflection. So lets just say it's a boring but normal day.
Alice : This day is soooo boring but normal
Edward : Tell me about it
Alice : ok. This day is soo boring but normal
Edward : I know
Alice : WELL YOU SHOULD I TOLD YOU TWICE
" Edward hisses"
Alice : shut up you, you snake
Edward : zip it ! You, you, emmmmm YOU PIXIE
"Alice growls"
Carlisle : well we have no enemies of Bella to rip apart
Bella : sorry
Rosalie : you should be
Jasper : DAMN YOU CURL ! CURL !!
Jasper : I shall destroy it HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jasper : Were is the razor ?
Esme : if were all bored maybe we should do something
Carlisle : like what
Jasper : I WILL CURL YOU ! YOU WONT GET THE BETTER OF ME
Alice : Jasper its probley not curling because your using a straighter
Jasper : Hmmmmm interesting thought
Bella : anyone want a game of Monopoly
Edward : monopoly ??
Rosalie : ive heard better suggestions from a turkey sandwhich
Bella : well what did the turkey say ??
Rosalie : IM PRETTY ! Of course
Alice : we could have a fashion show
" Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, Bella, and Esme hit Alice a slap !"
Alice : I was just suggesting
Emmett : arm wrestling
Rosalie : cop on people !
Carlisle : wait don't cop on yet. I have an idea
Bella : ??
Edward : what is It
Carlisle : I found an old stash of lamps in the loft we could clean them
Emmett : OOH CLEANING LAMPS SOMEONE PINCH ME !!!
Carlisle : Better than playing a monopoly, fashion show whilst arm wrestling
Esme, Edward : true
Carlisle : Arm wrestling Tis
"everyone goes to loft, picks up a lamp to clean. When Emmett rubs his lamp a genie suddenly appear"
Genie : hello my good .. AHHHHHH VAMPIRES !!
"picks up lamp and starts BANGING it"
Genie : LET ME BACK IN LET ME BACK IN
Carlisle : its ok -
Genie : DON'T DRINK ME I SWEAR IM FULL OF HOT, DUSTY AIR !!
Carlisle : it's ok I swear
Genie : you. Double swear
Carlisle : triple swear.
Genie : quadruple sw-
Carlisle : WE WONT EAT YOU OK
Genie : great. Anywho my name is Abba the Genie
Edward : dancing queen, young and sweet only 17.
Esme : you can dance. You can glide having the time of your life
Emmett : oooh see the girl. Watch that scene diggin' ! the dancing queen
Carlisle : Friday nigh and the -
Abba : ENOUGH !!
Carlisle : sorry
Abba : its ok. I get that a lot.
Abba : anyway I am here to grant you 2 wishes. And only 1 rule you cant ask for any more.
Emmett : why 2. I thought the limit was 3
Abba : well, with the recession and all. I got cut back one wish
Alice : I see
Abba : so yeah two wishes and they are
Jasper : I WANT THIS CURL
" jasper lift's up a curl"
Jasper : I want it to curl FOR ETERNITY !!
Abba : Bipity, bopity, boo
" jaspers curl emm curled"
Rosalie : bipity, bopity, boo ?? Is that not Cinderella ??
Abba : no it was me first copy cats !!
"Abba evil stares across the room"
Abba : so last wish
Rosalie : I'd love some anti aging cream
Edward : you stupid blonde !YOU DON'T AGE
Rosalie : Hmmmph
Alice : A runway ?
Emmett : the only runway around here is going to be the running away from YOU !
Alice : hmmmmph
Alice : CHEEK SOME PEOPLE
Esme : HAPPY FEELINGS MAYBE FOR EVERYONE
Carlisle : lets not get exited now
Abba : emm like today would be great
Edward : I have an idea . But its kind of stupid
The cullens and Abba : ??
Edward : I always wanted to meet gorge clooney
Emmett, jasper, bella, Rosalie, Carlisle, Alice and Abba : WHAT IS STUPID ABOUT THAT. Best wish ever.
Abba : Bipity, bopity, boo
" George Clooney appears"
Edward : OMG I think I'm having a hot flush
Emmett : snap LOOK AT THEM EYES
George : where am I.. who are you.. Why are you looking at me with rape full eyes ??
Alice: Take a seat george
George: I don't want -
Alice : Take a seat
George : but I
Alice : over there that chair
George : look its ok ill stand -
Alice : see that chair
George : Yes. I see
Alice : sit in it
"George sits in the seat"Edward whispers to Carlisle : I want to change him
Carlisle : no. its rude
Edward : but he might like it
Carlisle : ask him first
Edward : Georgey ?
George : Its george
Edward : look georgey. Have you ever heard of hmm Dracula ?
George : I have. Why
Edward : well would you be one.
George : A Dracula ??
Edward : noo…….. What is Dracula
George : he is a -
Edward : SAY IT
George : A -
Edward : Out loud. Say it
George : A vampire
Edward : are you afraid
George : IM SHITIN !
THE END
Unfortunately George Clooney did not become a vampire ( yes cry, cry) but did become ( after a load of questions) Edward's BFF. Abba did not return to his lamp but took up a part time job in hooters as a burger chef you can see him at the weekends. Jasper now wants the curl straight and Alice a divorce. So this is the end of lets say a Boring and normal day for the cullens. Thanks for reading. Please review/comment.
Thanks alexx